OSCAR: GrouchBO presents the yuckiest show
on television, "True Mud."
[THEME SONG] Can I feel the mud between my toes?
And it squishes more than you suppose.
Don't know if you're a grouch, but before this day is through,
I wanna find true mud with you.
[SLAM]
[CUSTOMERS GASP]
[ZOOM]
SOOKIE: What can I get for you, sir?
BILL: Got any True Mud?
CUSTOMER 1: [GASPING] Did he say True Mud?
CUSTOMER 2: Yeah!
He must be one of them there grouches.
Grouches love mud!
SOOKIE: Oh, simmer down.
He doesn't look like a grouch to me.
Are you a grouch, sir?
BILL: What's it to you?
Just get me some mud.
I need mud!
SOOKIE: All right, all right.
True Mud coming up.
Here you go.
BILL: That's not True Mud.
SOOKIE: It's not?
BILL: It's a potato!
SOOKIE: Oh!
Oh right.
That's True Spud.
Spud, mud.
They sound so much the same.
They rhyme. [GIGGLES] Guess I got confused.
BILL: I need True Mud!
Hurry!
COW: Someone need some True Cud?
I'm chewing on some cud right now.
SOOKIE: Oh no, ma'am.
This gentleman wants True Mud.
CUSTOMER 3: Is he some kind of grouch?
SOOKIE: I'm not rightly sure.
BILL: I didn't ask for cud!
I asked for mud!
SOOKIE: Well, now don't get your fangs in an uproar.
Cud and mud have the same sound.
Cud, mud.
Am I right?
BILL: Just get me some mud.
I need mud!
BUD: You call me?
BILL: Who are you?
BUD: Name's Bud.
SOOKIE: Oh, no, no, no, sir.
He doesn't want Bud.
He wants mud.
Bud sounds an awful lot like mud though.
Bud, mud.
BUD: Mud?
You ain't one of them grouches, are you?
[CUSTOMERS GASP]
BILL: Just give me some mud!
I need some mud!
BUD: I don't have mud.
But I do have this broken watch.
It's a true dud.
BILL: I don't want a spud or a cud or a dud!
I want mud!
Whoa!
BUD: That was a true thud.
SOOKIE: I mixed some dirt and water
and made you a whole lot of mud, sir.
BUD: What do you want with all this mud?
BILL: It's time for my mud bath.
CUSTOMER 1: Mud bath!
He must be a grouch!
[ZOOM]
CUSTOMER 2: Oh my!
BILL: Ah, now that's what I call True Mud!
SOOKIE: Oh!
Mind if I take a mud bath too?
BILL: [LAUGHS]
CUSTOMER 2: Are you a grouch?
SOOKIE: Hm mm.
I just love mud!
COW: Who doesn't?
[SPLASH]
COW: Oh!
NARRATOR: A young boy adrift in the middle of the ocean.
All alone, except for a ravenous beast.
BOY: What?
Wait.
NARRATOR: In a boat made entirely of cookies.
BOY: Ravenous beast?
NARRATOR: Will he ever get--