thank you charlie where do you want to
sit frank or
are you going to arrange yourself at the
head again oh the old card table do
this is fine where was i oh
so i wake up it's four in the morning i
don't know who i'm with
why i'm there and where i am what am i
gonna do
i got this asian flower on the one hand
all giggly and dewy-like and this
hard-boiled navy nurse out of omaha on
the other now we're at three across the
bed
not a stitch of clothes on it comes to
me
let east meet west and we'll build a
golden bridge
i feel like i just joined the corps of
engineers
we all still here it's a beautiful story
do you always enjoy shocking people
uncle frank
honey i didn't know you were so easily
shocked randy
i admire your sensibilities i'm touched
yeah you remember the time i
persuaded frank to go to the the kennel
what about it he almost put the singing
eye dog business out of business cool it
randy
it's over and done with you know indeed
it is gary
indeed it is and so is dinner charlie
what time you have i think we better be
getting back you ever given
any thought to a braille watch frank
randy stevie wonder wears one or
do you rank on him too honey please it's
all right gloria i enjoy randy's
observation my wife's name is
gail frank can you hear that gail
excuse me gail
gail strikes me as a very beautiful
woman but you know
there's a little tension in a voice i
don't know what it is
could be one of two things either gayle
is nervous or unsatisfied
what's your point uncle frank you ought
to go down on her
cut it out frank where have you've
gotten so wrapped up in the sugar
business you've forgotten the taste of
real honey
frank for god's sake hear that voice
there's fire under that dress well you
cut it out why don't you just get the
out of here when you get that
get your limousine go down the bowery
get with the other
drunks where you belong hey wait
a minute
what just take it easy what for do you
want me to you able to lay off him
chucky cause he's
blind no but i mean my friend's name is
charles
he doesn't like to be called chucky i
mean this is what's like a family get
together this is
just a warning jesus christ another
sucker who thinks this heals a war
hero
well once maybe
suppose he told you about his days on
lyndon johnson's staff did he tell you
that
i was gonna go now i'm not leaving ah
frank was earmarked for general
earmarked good word
but frank likes to spit in everybody's
eyes mandy that's enough
so they uh what do they call it frank
when they give you the shaft in the
military
passed over right frank was passed over
for promotion a couple times
you wanna know what happened then will
you shut your mouth he blew himself up
stop it randy our colonel here had a
grenade juggling act at fort bragg or
wherever it was they dumped him
fort benning he was teaching
hand-to-hand combat to second
lieutenants in the year randy look at me
when you're talking to me now son
i'm looking frank his partner in the act
was some uh
captain major vincent squire whoever he
was
before going on they'd have themselves a
local breakfast a screwdriver for frank
bloody mary for his partner no vincent
drank sea breezes
judge advocated benning said colonel
slade had four so his partner's one he's
he's really flying in class he gets all
excited he starts
pulling the pins out
one grenade got away from him boom
one that got away well the pin was in
frank claims in or out what difference
does it make
kind of lunatic juggles grenades
came out okay and all frank lost was his
eyesight
you wanna know the truth you got a
handle on that do you randy he was an
before
who uh now all he is is a blind
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hey god's a funny guy
god does have a sense of humor
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maybe god thinks some people don't
deserve to see
ah
you get the point jackie
his name is char you can say that
captain
john who this is randy it's ranger
chocolate
girl teaching those second lieutenants
i bust you went by colonel i don't care
what he said to me right
charles i'll just let go please
gretchen you outdid yourself
if you twist my arm hard enough we're
talking turkey marbella next year
who knows
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frank goodbye willie
i'm no good
and i never have been
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come on charlie get the coats
you