What's up everybody?
Welcome back to my laboratory,
Where safety, safety? I forgot, I don't have any safety
Oh well, I'm here with Josh, and we are going to do
MRE taste test
Where are you from Josh?
Taiwan.
So we got here, Chinese? what? Yeah.
It's Chinese, I can read this.
So he's gonna help me translate this,
and were gonna both gonna taste test it
And let you know what do we think
Are you excited for that?
Yeah. Have you ever had military MRE ever? No. No.
But I'm hungry.
Okay, perfect, let's start
Let's go
Just open it?
Yeah.
Here's how you open it, just gonna pop it open
Whoa!
(Josh starts gagging) (Taras laughs at him)
Is that that bad?
Ooh whoo whoo whoo
Ewww, smells like chemicals
No, smells like dog food. (Taras laughs)
Okay, now, lay out and tell me what is each one is.
Okay, I'll tell you this first,
It says, military fast food
Foo? is that how you translate it? Food.
Yeah, uh, Instant food, basically
Oh, pretty much, Meal Ready to Eat
Yeah, exactly, that's what it says. Okay.
Okay, so, whoa, look at this little packets
Yo, I can read all of it, that's so funny
You can? Yeah!
I can read them
Okay, tell me each one, what does each one means?
Okay
What does this say?
This...
Okay, it says... It's like
*sigh* I don't know how to translate...
It's like...
*talking over each other*
It says like compress
uh...
Kinda like uh...
Snack
Compress snack?
What is it made of?
Does it say?
No... it doesn't say...
Oh! Yeah it does say... in the back
olive oil
sugar
uh
eggs
milk
Oh, so it's a compress with bunch of different...
Yeah bunch of different stuff
Ok, what about the next one?
or are they both the same ones?
Oh those are the same...
Look these are the exact same
Ok, what about this little package?
That? Oh, that...
*talking over each other*
Ok so that's in Chinese
*beef in Chinese* meaning that beef
Beef? Ooooh
I love beef
Yeah, this one's just beef too
*beef in Chinese*
Ok what is that saying
It says...
Oooooooh
Ok, you say it in your language too.
*Chinese*
Means like... Spicy vegetable
or something
So is it some kind of gam?
It's spicy
Oh spicy
It's like a spicy vegetable
oooh interesting
And what is this?
uhhhh
This is uhhhh
Fast liquid
oh I guess you put it in the water bottle
We'll do it later
Oh you have to put it in the water?
yeah it's a
you can't just drink it?
No, it's a powder
You put it in the water powder
and it becomes some kind of juice
Yeah, I would like to see how it tastes
You wanna try this first?
Oh, sure, yeah
What is this again?
It's like it's like I think it's uh kinda like uh
cracker
crackers
It's a compress bar with a bunch of
I'll open mine
It's probably super super colors
Oh it's actually like
smell it smell it
It smells good
oooh
It's like super lots of colors in it
but... look at it
I wonder what it tastes like
You ready to try one?
sure
*crunching noises*
*laughing*
It doesn't taste like anything
I like it, it tastes like milk
It tastes like a cookie
Cookie?
But, it... it's not too much sugar in it
is it?
It's just a little bit sweet
a little bit sweet
I actually like it
me too
Maybe I'm hungry
wuah mmmm
mmmm
this is good
Ok, Let's try something else
I think this is the same yeah?
Yeah that's the same thing
Ok
Let's try beef
Beef? Oooh
mmm
alright hold on
are we supposed to cook this?
No, it says it's ready to eat
really?
yeah
so it's already cooked?
It's already cooked in the package
Wooaaaaah look at that
Ooooh I have a sausage
wua HAHAHA
*laughter*
I mean... I mean
Woah look at mine
Smell it, it actually smells good
ooooh it's like a beef jerky
I have sausage
ha HA you got sausage
Mmm, no it's actually like a spam
Let me try your sausage
It's like a spam
I like it, mmmmm
oooh so good actually
mmm, it tastes like chinese food
What is this
what is this says right here?
what is that?
It's uh beef sauce
Sauce, like beef made with sauce
and what .... and this is ..... oh ya
is beef .... is beef hotdog
haha. .... beef..... beef sausage ..ya .... let me try this beef sauce
Well, I like beef sauce way better
This taste like a spam, spam is ok
Hold on,.. I want US, .. I can't taste anything
mmmm, oh my gosh. It taste so good
OH
It tastes like smoke
you know what, I bet what should you do, you put it (hahahaha) on the crackers like that ..... ya I'm gonna try it too
mmmmm
I'm gonna try it with a hotdog
I like it a lot
Ya, it's actually good
it taste really good .... are they all taste like this
In each country taste super differently.... what the best was so far
I liked German, and I liked Spanish one
German one?...., and I like you know, I like them all
They all good? I really like Russian one. Russian one?
Like this, cheers because I think, I think, cheers, cheers
I think it's just reminds me of childhood, that's why I like Russian one so much true
Well, I ,..... do reminds you of your childhood, all that? ..... mmm, this it from china so ( ohhhh) kinda off
But I will like to try the Russian one, because I used to live in Russia
You should do it, we should order one .... I used to live in Russia, so maybe taste it on my channel
How long did you live in Russia for?
about two years
Wow!
Ya .* Talking in Russian* ....Hahahaha
Russian .... you know what did he say
Look at that, what is this again?
Ohhh I want to try that, because I love spicy
Is yours the same?
No, Ohhhhhh, .... What's yours say?
Ohhh, I want yours .... .what is this? ...here .... ok
So this one
This one say spicy
like vegetable
and yours, this one? ....aha, ...this one is says..
original like vegetable,so this one spicy, this one not spicy
hahahahaha
Do you like the spicy one
I love spicy ..... I'm hungry man
Ya, it's actually taste good, it's actually taste good .... mmmmmm
mmmmm
I don't even know what is this .... le, let's open it
Man! my hands so wet , hahahahaha
I'll use my teeth....... ok
Here you go
Life hack
Ugh, what is this?
hahahaha. it looks
It looks weird
smells really good though .... let me see, let me smell it
oh, ohhhh, those are good, I love those
What is this?
mmmmm
mmm, Is this some kind of vegetable? What kind?
it's good, I don't know how to say it in English
Wow! This is so good, it's like
This one we usually eat it with a beef
Maybe that why we have beef, here
eat it with beef, it's good
I should mix .... oh, I already ate all the beef hehehehe, finished
I'm hungry
We're gonna suppose to mix it with the beef, he finished all the vegetable too
I'll mix them in my stomach
oh there, next with the spicy one
Wow, this is really good
Ohhh, you like that one. mmmm
and you like spicy Ya Let's try this one
Spicy and the same one just give me a little bit
OK, that a little bit hahhahaha
I can't believe, it's like in these little bags
But it tastes so good
Alright, take more, take more I love Asian food this is good
I love Asian food Take more
Spicy Ohhhhhh
I'm taking it all, take half, take half alright I'll take half
mmm.....mmmmm
This is like cabbage, marinated cabbage Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya
Exactly
mmmm, it's so good
It didn't come with any fork .... you know what .... or fire starter, you don't have to heat it up. You just ready to eat at any time
Which is really cool I think I'm ready to go to the military
Wait till you try like different country once
they are so good, I love them
I was expecting like it taste ...
like nothing, like nothing, like plain Which is good
Don't you agree? It is good, ya
I'm surprised
Do you still have a sausage for me? Ya, take my sausage hahahaha
Eat my sausage
Here you go, there is a sausage Eat it
hehehehe I liked it
mmmmmm
So Josh are you giving this Chinese MRE a thumbs up?
mm .... big two thumbs up
Oh damn, we finished it
We ate it all, except the crackers
And this liquid juice
We're gonna try this later when we get water Ya, we will
So we actually didn't have the water in the office, and we had to come out here
So this one, instant drink powder
Whoa! what is this?
Ohhh Eww
It's smell so .......weird
Let me smell it
smell it
* kinda throwing up* hehehehe
You don't like it, do you have a spoon
It smells like dog poop
No it doesn't Ya it does
Where is the spoon?
Ya, there
You see, we gotta mixing it up, and it will turn into some kind off
lemonade drink I think
but you supposed to do it in the water bottle, that's easier
Yuck
OK, quick taste test, quick taste test
OK, here you go
I don't know
Maybe I cooked it wrong, try it
hehehehe
No
It taste disgusting
What is it supposed to taste like?
I don't know , I don't like it
But what did it say on the package?
Amm
Juice instant drink? Ya
I don't know, it's kinda Kool aid, it just different
I just not used to that kind of drink... Uh, I'm Asian and I don't like it
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