oh why the [ __ ] was you have her ask me
that
bro this this is [ __ ] up the first I
don't know
I remember my heart's like racing my
hands are sweaty because this is hot
dirty first of my masturbated it was
lonely I don't know how sexually
explicit I need to pee was very
sheltered as a child so I didn't even
know what I was doing but I was at home
up in my bedroom it was like a massive
tickle fight with your dick all of a
sudden thought I was gonna pee and then
it crescendo I just like stuck it up
there oh I some awful porn huh I don't
know I have older sister who had teased
me about me not knowing it you don't
know what sex is of course it goes into
vagina exactly yes I know what I'm doing
anime my dad doesn't know this but he
had a rather arousing magazine I found
under his bed my parents had a shower
massage and I really like the sensation
so I kept doing it I used to climb a lot
so on the playground you know those
metal poles you have to like do this
with your legs to climb I was like whoa
what's going on
in the privacy of my own bathtub bedroom
and hope for the best I think everyone
was asleep no I don't have a door in my
bedroom at home is that weird
probably Gillette Joe just my hands you
don't really know what you're doing
something rub your vagina on stuff or
like humping your stuff animals my
parents would catch me doing that and
they're like stop stop that rocking
horse
Curious George doll Big Bird big bird
had a big beat I used to she my pillow
pillow blankie no God no no hoop what my
first girlfriend taught me how to
masturbate over the phone I was 15 I was
12 7 or 8 of course when you're 7
nothing comes out I felt guilty
afterwards because I was so young Oh 16
15 13 13 well all the way bloomer 7 6 4
mmm 25 25 I was 30 years old I think 18
yeah I figured no never you never maybe
I have bottom Huy it's just not
appealing why would I do it to myself
when I can get someone else to do it for
me yeah no I think afraid to admit to it
No I feel like women should learn how to
masturbate a lot earlier we should we
should teach them I that sounds awful
nevermind I grew up Catholic so that was
very taboo
I've only washed masturbated once in my
life I actually got scared I didn't know
it's a right or wrong
yeah I was trying I was trying to get
something out of it I really wasn't
doing it the right way I was probably
just thinking about the task at hand a
song by no doubt was playing oh I don't
it was something more current no yes the
Victoria's Secret catalog cosmo
globetrekker
real sexy Fear Factor Sex in the City
girls gone wild commercial oh no it's
cable TV so I went for it
mmm now I do it a lot nursing my
nasty-ass parents has [ __ ] yeah Horan I
was all laid around and [ __ ] I was a
young mother [ __ ] curious last oh
yeah it's all her fault that I'm a
[ __ ] freak
it's your fault they was we heard it's
all on you mama
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