Matthew, how are you feeling about driving on the other side of the road?
I'm a pro now
Oh! Oh! You confident
Although right now this truck is freaking me out
Yeah that truck is real close
Look at the Chief
My god that things impressive
That's Squamish Chief
Slay Chief
Slay!
If you can't Chief yourself how the hell you gonna chief somebody else
nothing?
I don't know what you're talking about
Rupaul's drag race
Oh, I don't watch Rupaul's
Now we are doing an epic super budget road trip all the way
from Vancouver out to Calgary and we're spending one night in Whistler and I
thought it'd be really cool to film a video showing you what you can do in one night.
Now we're on a super budget so we will be camping I'm gonna show you
how we're camping what we're eating what we're doing and a couple of activities
well worth splashing out on
Hot tip, if you need some great free Wi-Fi while
you're out and about and you don't want to spend money in the cafe I recommend
stopping at Tim Horton's - Two Mortons?
Two Mortons, I thought it was called Two Mortons
for a very long time I was 15 I didn't hear what they said
I thought they said Two Mortons
You should just keep saying Two Mortons
and see who picks up on it
So our camping has been going really well
we went to Walmart the other day if you didn't watch that video, you should
we literally had nothing other than sleeping bags and a pillow each we're
making all about breakfast lunches and dinners we're having lunch on the road
like a picnic lunch which is I think the best way to make the most of Canada
the camping, the first night was rough we didn't get an air mattress
yeah
There were some people that were really miserable
All my knobbly bits hurt
gross
No one in the history of the world has ever taken this long to get ready
as it takes you to get ready
that's unnecessary
I've never seen someone be so inefficient
as you, look at you your just doing and undoing things
your nest, you're like a nesting pidgeon
this is how dodo birds became extinct this is natural selection at work
you don't have any kind of system you constantly just move things from place
to place and you're constantly lose them
I'm ready
Oh finally
They had the extra, extra, extra-large helmet?
Oh girl you're beard sits out the bottom of it
Alright, so we are all kitted up check out my sexy outfit
Those shoes are two sizes too big
Look, I've got my... I'm like Lara Croft
meets Frozen
So we're gonna get in these ATV's rip around, scoot! scoot!
you know how we do
Up in the V aye, Whistler... BC!
that was awesome oh my gosh that was so good that was amazing Matt was driving
and I was like this is awesome and I was laughing I was having a really good time
I was like yeah man and then he pulled over I'm like oh let's switch and then...
that was it I was hoooked that's amazing that's the new hobby I want in my life, i feel complete
Alright, alright we are at...
Riverside resort?
Is that what this is called?
Riverside Resort I'm using the word resort...
very loosely I'm assuming they are too
Welcome to out dirt den.
Look if you know me you know I always say that I hate camping and look it's true it's true I
do hate camping but you know what when you're broke bitch you got to do what
you got to do if you want to come to Canada it's $300 a night for a hotel man
I don't have $300 a night for a hotel for a two and a half week trip
I'll let you do the math on that one Internet
so instead... there's bae
oh yeah
So instead we bought this lovely tent 98 bucks for this bad boy
full rain fly, yassss
Our little food setup over here I will give Riverside resort
this they have bear bins...
bear bins
in the campsite so you don't have to
walk your stuff to and from your car. We are in a walk in site, the cheapest
site they had, so we did have to walk everything in with a wheelbarrow but you
know what? It's cheap
I'll give you the grand tour MTV Cribs ummmmm
This is our food hovel
this is where we huddle and eat sometimes we've bought our kettle
secondhand from a thrift store that's our lighter for lighting stuff on fire
this is our collapsible 11 litre water thing
this is our bear bin
anything with a scent goes in here that's our biscuits for s'mores
secondhand fry pans I was hoping to have a campfire but it's a fire ban at the
moment which is you know really upsetting you want to learn a new
Australian word, devo, aka devastating
I'm devo we can't have a fire but we're
about to pack up now and we're gonna drive back into Whistler, park again it was $10
for all-day parking so we've just been coming and going
yeah we're gonna park again and then we're gonna go to Ziptrek and we're gonna do
their Eagle Tour, their zip line tour yeah we'll suss it out and see if it's worth
anybody actually paying some money to do it let's head back into Whistler Village
I look like Bob the Builder man I do
yes so we're all kitted up and we're gonna get in the Whistler
Village gondola and head on up to get our zip on
I'm gonna attempt to go upside down hands-free
Walk on down, show us what you got
The flying bogan
Oh yeah!
- Nailed it. Did you see my flying bogan? - I did
perfection... 10 out of 10 like an Olympic gymnast
A day ziplining and RZRing, I like to enjoy a nice, big massive slice of
pizza from Misty mountain Pizza
$3.50 a slice...
- that's right yeah
is that right? that's pretty good
zip-lining, awesome I really enjoyed it. Out of the two it's really hard to
compare out of the zipline and the RZR I only enjoyed the RZR slightly more
because it was something new both awesome would recommend both followed by
pizza and then a big night at the campsite
we just headed back to the Riverside Resort
campground everything's set up because we put in them hard yards earlier
so we gotta get tokens for the showers it's like one dollar a token one
token buys you six minutes. Let me talk you through the most efficient way to have
an epic shower in six minutes. First things first get naked you need to
take everything off I always hang up my clean clothes in the order I'm gonna put
them on. Do you know what it mean? So reverse order, so I put the jumper on the
hook first then I've got this shirt then I've got the pajama pants then I've got
the undies. Ok then you want to get all of your shower products at this point
you're standing there naked hopefully in Crocs I know I am
Naked, Crocs, things hung up, towel ready to go you've got all of your products ready
at this point you want to come up with a plan
What is your plan of attack? I recommend if you're shampooing and conditioning your hair
do that first, real quick, bang bang bang. then you want to wash your whole body
Soap, get it everywhere rinse off wash your face brush your teeth you should have
about 60 seconds left to just stand there and bliss out
enjoy yourself kids
that's six minute showers brought to you by
Phoebe
camping expert
Some people like to say home is where the heart is
I like to say home is where the power lines are
We don't even get to go through the nice entrance of the RV Park
We're gonna go around the back
For all the whingeing I do I actually do like this campsite
Yeah it's nice
It's really nice, I would recommend
Just ignore my dark sense of humour
- Delightful - cheers!
It's like drinking water, except beery
Right so we're just making our breakfast we packed everything up this
morning. Up at 6:00, bagels on the go
We've got everything packed up we're just gonna sit and
enjoy our breakfast I'm gonna make some wraps for lunch
you gotta...
wheel your stuff around in this wheel barrow to and from the car
I've never seen such a thing it's hilarious
We're all packed up, we're in the car and we are out of Whistler!
Did you have a nice time in Whistler Matthew?
I did yeah
oh!... will you be back yeah
yeah
Same. I really want to see the hoary marmot
Look we were doing it on a budget
but we still had a great time the only thing I missed out on was seeing a bear
I feel like I am the only person to ever visit Whistler and not see a bear
everywhere we went people were like, oh the place is crawling with bears you'll definitely see
one and we didn't see one, so I think really the common denominator there is me
or me?
wait a minute... maybe it's you!
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