You ready?
No.
Dooch!
Is that for me? That dressing gown.
Of course it is!
Ah, that's nice!
I need to do stuff like that...
Hello everybody! Today I am joined with my brother, Joe, a.k.a. ThatcherJoe a.k.a.
*laughs* Your fingers are so close to my face!
Not very long ago, I was over on Joe's channel,
Don't touch my Adams Apple!
Where I let him look through my Tinder profile...
Wait, wait, wait, but -
It isn't really my Tinder profile.
I was gonna say, yeah, Zoe hasn't actually.. ha.. nah
Yeah? Oi yeah, yeah.
Zoe hasn't actually got Tinder, but I made her download Tinder for one of my videos quite a few weeks ago.
At the end of the video we said if the video gets over, was it 400,000 thumbs?
400,000.
then we'd do a part two on my on of me, on your channel.
So I can look through Joe's tinder 'cos guess what?
I think it hit 500,000 likes?
Yeah it has!
That's insane! Like, actually crazy! So thanks guys!
I'm gonna say this now though, I don't really use it anymore.
I'm not even lying either, I swear on my life
Yeah right! You're covering your butt!
He was on his phone going "Let me just check, aww I'm really nervous"
No, I wasn't! I didn't do that!
Yes, you did, yesterday, you did.
I haven't used it for a long, long time.
I'm actually seeing someone, so I can't
Are you?!
No, pretend that I am... Leave that bit in...
So, Joe. The time has come.
Pass me your phone.
Awwwww.. I really don't want to do this.
You don't know my lock code!
Yes I do.
No you don't.
AH!
Joe? Sit down you can't run away already!
Where is it?! Have you deleted the app?!
No I haven't!
So your picture is you in Amsterdam. No, where are you?
No that's in New York.
100 Interests? Slam Thursdays?
Must be a night out somewhere?
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a shitting dog, hah!
Velociraptors? Brian Badonde?
Can I just say that it's so funny when, like, you match with a girl on Tinder,
and then you see your mutual interests and there's always something
really random, you never realised that you had, so it will be like..
"Casually flopping your d*ck out in awkward situations?!"
Yeah! So, sometimes I match with a girl who also has an interest in that
and be, like, oh my God, how old are we?
"Taking off your crocs after a long day of looking like an effing tw*t"?
Lauren Conrad?
Hmm yeah. Do you know what, that's my most, my most, number one most mutual interest
Is it? Lauren Conrad - With girls on tinder, yeah
Okay, so your pictures. There's one of you in Amsterdam
They're good pictures, aren't they?
Yeah, they are good.There's you at a premiere.
They don't look too professional though. - No.
That one's not.
Can you explain?
Why you've got a picture of;
who's that, Matt Damon?
No, it's the other - it's Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck, holding a dog. - Holding a puppy
Why?
I'll tell you why, right,
Thing is, that's what I want to stress, I don't use Tinder..
Like seriously,
okay?
I'm like - the more you say it, the more I don't believe you!
I don't use it seriously!
And my pictures are all like very posy
very like look at me, look at me
and I was chatting to a girl
a girl friend, well a friend who is a girl
and she was saying: "You need to like, like
put some comedy in there
you need to, yeah, need to let people know that you're not a serious guy
Cause you're not as you're a joker in real life."
And I was like, yeah, you're - true, I said
You need a picture of like
someone holding a dog
so I thought of Ben Affleck holding a dog
I actually love Ben Affleck. - Exactly!
So who are these people?
This is people that you can, you just said no to that girl
You just, Zoë, you can't do that! What if I didn't like her?
Oh oh
I can't see because of the glare, but
Zoë st- oh wait, go back I liked her
(laughs)
Zoë, just...stop.. can you just
get on with the
this is so crazy, I can't, I can't be doing this
She's really pretty, why didn't you reply to her?
Oh she was, wasn't she? - Yeah
That's the... what look I did reply to her!
She said "hey", I said "hey Natasha how are you?"
Oww - And she didn't reply - and she never replied to you
oh okay here we go- that always happens! - there's a long conversation
No please don't read out long conversations
Is it bad?
I like this - No - I like this
I'm good, thanks, what brings you to the weird world of tinder?
Who said that, me? - No she did - I didn't, no I would not say that
and then Joe said: "um, research
I'm, um, trying to make my own rival app yeah
and just seeing how this one works. Yourself?"
"Was that believable?"
You say it in a way that makes me sound like a d*ck
I said, I'm trying to be a joker
I'm trying to be joking, you know
She put "oh good answer, no idea really, it's just so odd that I can't resist having it
Plus, I'm considering creating an app to rival your rival app
so just checking out the competition."
See she's got... she's funny
"I'm in exactly the same boat"
"Oh yeah? Well you may as well quit now, because mine is going to be big!
Just can't decide on a name."
Who said that? Me? - Yeah - Ooh
What have you done here?
You've drawn like
Haha I used to do that on my nokia 3210
I would send it to my mates
He's done like the (describes picture)
It looks like a naked body
So she didn't have emoji's so I send her
that picture of a naked lady body.
Well done.
You like proper tell people where you live - yeah
"Yeah, I travel a lot, I have 15 flights - no don't - in already for this year"
No don't, don't put that in
I don't want to come across like an anus
It's so hard to explain what I do
yeah - without like making it sound like it's so much fun.
Cause guys, you know, watching this video, how much fun our jobs are
It's very hard to explain it to a girl
without trying to sound like you come across bigheaded
and like a d*ck
so I say I just make videos, in my bedroom
and then she's put
"Well if you want to offload any of these flights onto me, then feel free."
You've put: "I do get plus ones actually, haha"
Nooo
Okay next conversation, please
You're so, like
you say way too much about what you're up to
Really? - You're like such a
She said - I try to make conversation! - up to much this weekend?
Not a lot today until tonight, I think we'll be going out.
Housemate's just split with his girlfriend so he's desperate to go out.
That was Caspar. - Is it?
That was Caspar, my housemate, yeah
But I have to be up early tomorrow because this week I have been presenting for Got to dance
that show on Sky 1
Wait that's not it
and we're also going to the Godzilla premiere
so yeah, I'm up to much this weekend, I guess, haha
No! I'll tell you what it is
When, when people say "what are you up to", I obviously make the smalltalk
I'd hate to be that person who goes "not much, you?"
Like - Yeah, at least you're letting - you've got to try to make conversation, you know?
You've got to tell, when you know what you're up to
And that just happened to be what I was up to
"No way you're Joe Sugg, my friend says you're a YouTuber"
You didn't reply
Do you know what as well, when people say that, it kind of always
it like kind of puts me off a little bit
So funny, anyone that mentions
"Are you a YouTuber? Are you the real Joe Sugg?"
You don't reply to any of them
I know, it's, it freaks me out
You really don't say much back to people actually
I don't, do I?
This is the stupidest conversation
"Hey" You've put "Hey, how was your swim?"
She put: "it was much needed and very relaxing"
You put: "Aw good. I went swimming the other day
(laugh) - What swim?
Wait what? How does she know about swimming?
I don't get it.
You put: "Well I went to a pool, but ended up just sitting in the jacuzzi with a load of old men. Not as fun."
She put: "Haha that doesn't sound too much fun"
And then the conversation died, again.
Why are you talking about cheese?
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
You've put "Roberto"
"Is it bad that I just googled it, so you'd think that I'm some sort of master of all jokes?"
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Cathedral City mature cheddar 500gram pack
(scoffs)
I mean..I have no.. I can't even remember saying that
You just then send "poo"
(laughs)
You literally wrote the word - Just wrote the word - "poo"
You proper tell people where you live, you fool!
I know - Joe!
What.. Obviously I can tell
I get to a point, I get to a point where I realise that you know
they're cool, you know
Let's read this conversation, you be you, I'll be the girl
Hi
I bet you say that to all the girls
All the girls, even my nan, funnily enough
Well I do hope you aren't speaking to your nan on tinder?
Ha, luckily she's still rocking the nokia 3210
Oh good, I was worried this conversation was taking a bizarre turn
I feel like we're reading like a fanfiction. Like a weird fanfiction
Then she talks about London
Joe tells her literally his address
No I don't! I just say the, I just say the area of London where I live
I'm not very create so - here - [both] so my openers aren't very good
So hey - oh ok - don't worry, I'm in the same boat (scoffs)
Well that makes me feel better about my terrible opener
Guessing my less than creative opener (gasps) wasn't enough to start a conversation, because I didn't reply to her again!
argh
I'm home now just got back to the hotel, I was by the pool, come here
(scoffs) oh no
I invited her back to my hotel
Oh did not see you
When did you say you where going back home
Then you replied back in the UK now
(Laughing)
Oh no, She's no, this is not good
What?
Cool where you going, for your traveling, no reply from Joe
Your actually awful at replying, still no reply from Joe
This checking message once week is boring Joe
Can you just text me instead
These replies are shocking
Still no reply
Two months later, Oh no, a month later she put ok
Next day
boring, I'm really not going to waste my time anymore, your obviously not interested
ooooooo
No that's not good
What?
Oh yeah (blank)
see if i was a girl and i read that I'd think you're an arsehole
You can't write (blank) like that
Wait lemme
Wait don't do it back to me. Come on now
Someone's put are you the real K. You put the real J
She's put brilliant, gotta check it's legit can't be too careful these days.
And then I didn't reply
oh come on.. so when you said you don't use it anymore.. yeah i was pretending
(laughs)
I didnt' even know her I