- The other day,
I bought the five weirdest reptile items on Amazon,
and they just arrived.
I'm gonna start with this one here
because it is absolutely wild.
I saw this, and I was like, how does this work?
That's right, this is a bearded dragon satchel.
Tie this around my body somehow.
The bearded dragon goes into here.
So let's go ahead and grab Flaming Hot.
- Feel like a mother kangaroo.
- Okay, buddy.
Flaming Hot is definitely a baby and loves to be handled.
Give him a little cover up, that's how this works.
Can just commence my day of work.
In a way, I think I could just probably
put him on my shoulder,
and really achieve the exact same thing.
But at the same time, it's a little bit cute.
I want you guys, down in the comments,
to tell me what you think about each of these products.
Are they worth it?
And while you down there, do me a favor,
smash that like button and hit that subscription button.
- So what do you guys think?
- Mother kangaroo, I already said it.
- What are you?
A marsupial?
- I don't know.
You guys think you can do your work today with Flaming Hot?
- Absolutely not.
- On a scale of one to 10,
tell me what you think about this product.
- I'll give that one a five.
- I'd say, six.
- So far, we're doing well.
Hey, look who showed up?
- What the hell is that?
- What do you mean, this is my satchel.
- He doesn't need that, he'll just sit on your shoulder.
- I get a lot of compliments on this.
- No, but this is a satchel.
- Indiana Jones wears one.
- We're not selling that, right?
- Maybe.
- Your dad's up to some weird stuff.
- Do you have an octopus?
♪ I've been to the year 3000 ♪
- Yes, dude.
- That's not from that movie.
- Noah? - I'm not going in that.
(all laughing)
- Satchel.
- Is there something in there?
- Yeah.
- It's a bearded dragon?
What the heck?
This is weird.
- While I'm doing unusual things
that we're buying from Amazon,
I thought I'd show you what I think
are some unusual animals we keep here at The Reptarium.
I think that blue-tongued skinks
are actually pretty weird animals,
because they're a lizard, obviously,
but they've got these super short little legs
which is kind of unusual for a lizard.
And of course, that blue tongue that they use
as a defense is really awesome.
From Australia, Indonesia, and even parts of New Guinea,
they're just really unusual animals,
and I think they're awesome.
- My dad's office is a mess,
so I'm challenging all of us to find
the weirdest object in here.
(upbeat music)
I got Laverne and Shirley here, never forget.
- Does it even work? - That's depressing.
- Parasite Pals.
(guy laughs)
We got Dig Dig, Blinky, Zzeezz, and Tickles the Tapeworm.
Why does a grown man have this in his office?
- That is crazy.
- Number two, and I'm glad that Jay showed up,
because this is right up his alley,
this is a harness and a leash,
with bat wings and a hat for our bearded dragons.
Jay loves this stuff, let's go get him.
Jay, this is right up your alley, man.
- Oh my, and it's a hat!
- And a little bearded dragon.
I don't know how this works though.
- Diddy, it's dress-up time.
- It's not gonna work.
- Beggars can't be choosers.
Oh my God.
Look at that distinguished gentleman.
I love you so much.
Why did they just become so cute so fast
as soon as you put clothes on them?
- Dad, you're not even looking at him.
- All right, so this didn't fit Diddy, the rhino iguana,
but we'll go ahead and get Betty White, the bearded dragon.
And through.
- [Jay] Oh my God.
- Tight it up a little bit.
(laughs)
- We need to go on a field trip.
- I gotta take an Instagram picture for this.
All right, so I'm gonna have to admit,
this is absolutely pretty cute, I'm not gonna lie.
It makes the dragon into a true dragon.
What do you guys think?
- I love it. - All right.
So I'm gonna recommend this one.
If you have a bearded dragon, this is a must have.
Just taking my doggo for a walk.
(indistinct chatter)
- Dude, that is great.
- Noah, what do you think about the dragon?
- It's awesome.
- You know, I'm gonna talk about my guy,
Brillo the Armadillo here, the six-banded Armadillo
from South America.
This is one unusual animal and an absolute loving animal.
He loves people.
He loves me.
And he is an absolutely wonderful animal.
These are the largest of the Armadillo species.
And, by the way, no, these guys don't carry leprosy.
That would be the nine-banded,
so people always ask me aren't you afraid of leprosy?
These guys actually don't carry it, but awesomely cute,
and certainly a weird animal.
- Which one of these three things are the weirdest--
- Where's yours?
- [Noah] Objects.
- Hair restore thing.
- Brian is going bald.
- Yeah, I think that might be the weirdest thing.
- Two-headed dead snake.
- I got Tickles the Tapeworm.
Jessica, Tickles the Tapeworm.
- I think that's adorable. - That's not that weird.
- You don't think that this is weird
to find in a grown man's office?
- Mr. Brian, did you buy that or not?
- Did you buy this from the store yourself?
- No, actually, someone sent it to me.
Cool?
It's pretty cool, right? - Yeah.
- Number three,
these guys are definitely weird
and make sure you stick around.
I have one of the products that I'm the most interested in
that I'm gonna show you here in a little bit.
As for these, I think that these are actually little balls
that bearded dragons and other lizard supposed to play with.
So apparently you suction cap these to the side
of the enclosure and they're supposed to play with them.
I don't know if this is gonna work, but we could try it out.
- They're for reptiles?
- I think we'll try a handful of animals
starting with Tabasco.
I've no idea if he's gonna have any interest
in this at all.
(upbeat music)
He doesn't care at all.
All right, let me see if I can get them closer to him.
(upbeat music)
He seems upset about it.
- He's not even angry anymore.
He's just like, what is this?
- Oh, he likes it.
Do you like it, Tabasco?
(guy laughs)
Okay, Tabasco, a fail.
He's even yawning.
- You know those are pet toys, right?
- No, these are reptile toys.
- Did they really sell these as reptile toys?
- Yes they did, and I bought them.
Do we have anything that could possibly play with these?
(toy chirps)
- Oh, what about the ack you wanted?
- Let's give it a shot.
(upbeat music) (indistinct chatter)
(toy dings)
What are you doing?
These are reptile toys.
- Kush.
- Oh!
(upbeat music)
(guy screams)
Well, at least he acknowledged
that it was in the enclosure with him.
- I mean, they're not really natural for playing with stuff.
My theory is he probably just looks
at it and looks at us like, why are you staring at me?
- Okay, I'm done with this one.
- I've played with it.
- You broke it already?
- I didn't break it, it broke itself.
- Sorry for the manufacturers of those ones,
but I definitely don't think that they are reptile toys.
- It was a bow tie for Diddy.
- I missed that one. - Dang it!
- Of course Mango the caiman lizard is a weird one.
Now remember, he broke his tail off when he was a baby.
And for about a year, he didn't seem to grow.
All the energy he put into food,
went into growing his tail back.
Now his tail's basically grown back,
he's finally starting to plump up.
These guys are unbelievably weird.
Look at how his head really doesn't even fit his body.
These are kind of like the Tegu of the aquatic world, right?
They like that they have aquatic environments
but they have that big Tegu type head and they kinda look
like a caiman on the back, hence the name caiman lizard.
- What is the weirdest object us three have?
- You got Laverne and Shirley, the two-headed snake,
you got the, what is it?
Parasite Pals? - Parasite Pals.
- And I restore hair growth. - Hair loss.
- I would say the, I restore hair grow.
He has too much hair as it is.
- Y'all are weird.
- That's like memorable.
- This is Tickles the Tapeworm.
- Brian likes parasites and viruses,
and he likes weird things.
- Dig Dig the Head Lice.
- I love that.
- You know they make parasite and virus plushes.
- She knows way too much about us, let's go boys.
- This is a bust.
- Number four, and I actually was excited about this one.
I think this one actually has some merit.
This is actually a hammock for a bearded dragon.
So I'm not exactly sure how it goes.
Help, Jay.
- That is literally the easiest
bearded dragon cage accessory.
Take a clip.
Get another one with a clip, about a boom.
These won't really go in an hour cages
because it has to go to glass.
- I got an idea.
We've got Fatty next door,
let's try him.
(Fatty skips rope)
Noah, off jump rope.
That's a fine accessory.
- Oh! - I do it right?
- No. - Oh my God.
- Now that's cute.
- That's cute.
- Milton, Milton.
He looks like he's time ready
like for his senior photo.
I'm best in class.
(guys laugh)
- 10 years in class.
- I'm gonna put this hat on the Floss.
- Good luck.
- He loves me.
(upbeat music)
Oh my God, and he loves it.
That's a distinguished gentleman.
- Did it work?
- Oh my goodness, he's so cute.
- Oh my God.
Who needs kids when you can have Floss?
- Oh my God.
That is adorable.
You're kidding me.
Look at him.
(all laughing)
So Fedie is actually a 17-year-old bearded dragon.
He is definitely old,
but he's still hanging in there and we love him to death.
He's over here in the offices
and he's actually in an enclosure that we can suction cups.
Let's go ahead and see if he's gonna like this.
So I'll just put Fedie right in here.
- Wow!
- I tell it.
I don't mind this one.
I think this one actually has some merit,
to be honest with you.
So I can get the animal a little bit closer
to the basking spot if it likes it,
kind of another area climbing thing
a little bit of enrichment.
Fedie's a little old,
so he's probably not gonna do a lot of climbing,
but I'm gonna go ahead and leave this in here.
The thing that's nice about this one too
is it comes with plants and vines too.
So all in all, I like this one.
- This one right here, 10 out of 10.
- I gave it a 10 out of 10 too.
Of course we showed you the skinks,
the blue-tongued skinks that had these little tiny legs.
Well, of course, Vlad the legless lizard sometimes
called the European glass lizard,
it's a lizard without any legs at all.
And that is one unusual animals.
They have eyelids.
They look like snakes
but they're actually lizard just a really cool animal.
And one of their defense mechanisms is to actually spin
in your hand, which is just a really unusual thing.
These guys are insectivorous,
so he loves cockroaches, soup worms, all stuff like that.
Definitely one of the weirdest animals
that I've ever worked with.
- We're gonna go in here, talk to Bill and Sally.
- We're gonna get some weird stuff for $20.
- $20 make you hollow.
- We here pretty weird.
- Weird for you maybe. - I don't know.
- Chocolate wine, but it'll literally take up the whole $20.
- Mike, this will go perfect with your chocolate wine.
- Are those hot dogs?
- Sausages smoked.
- No drinking on the job, Mike.
- Hey, he said we can buy it, not drink it now.
(upbeat music)
- Wow!
- You're supposed to be looking for weird stuff,
not putting on a fashion show.
- All right.
- This is just weird wall.
- I got Candy Cane Hand Soap.
- That's the weirdest thing, yeah.
- And it's pretty weird.
- Live bullet.
- Live bullet, get that one.
- That's you, Michael.
- These are weird.
- Those are the ice cream dough things.
Literally Taco Supreme.
- [Man] Taco (indistinct).
- And pepperoni pizza.
(Mike guesses)
- And number five,
and the one that I was probably the most excited about,
when I saw this, I was like, this is so weird
but I think it's actually pretty cool.
Of course, it's a little coconut thing.
You hang in the cage and supposedly the leopard geckos
will climb up this ladder and go inside here as a hide box.
No clue if this is gonna work.
But I think it looks pretty cool.
And I was excited to try it out.
This is the one I was excited about.
What do you think about it?
- That's a bird house.
- It's a bird house?
No.
What do you guys think it is?
- Is that one of the--
- What's supposed to go in there?
- What do you think it is?
(Mike laughs)
What do you think it's to go in there?
- It's for leopard geckos. - I'm with...
What?
- A leopard gecko does not wanna go in there.
- They don't climb that much.
- A leopard gecko is not going to climb vertical
up a ladder.
- Well, I'm gonna see
if we could put this to the test, okay.
- Take it in the corner, push it, make it roll.
- Pop it, twist it, pull it.
(guy laughs)
No, you need to use the top of the string to your advantage.
(all clapping)
- And the moment of truth.
- Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
- Wait, don't go that way.
Go that way.
It actually kind of worked.
- Hang on we try again.
- There he goes, there he goes.
He's climbing, he's climbing Mc.
- This is the best dad.
- There we go.
Let's try this again.
- Okay, so dad,
we gotta use the rope part to your advantage.
You gotta make it like a wedge.
- [Mike] One time.
(guys clap)
- The moment of truth.
Ouch, he bit me.
There we go.
- Let's go McDollar.
- No, not that way.
- I really think if this is in here long enough
they will actually crawl into it.
I really do believe that.
Do it Mc, go.
- [Mike] Put that right arm, no Mc.
- [Noah] Oh, come on Mc.
- [Jay] He's got the ladder down.
- He did it.
(all screaming)
This is pretty awesome.
- How do you get it out?
- He'll come out when he wants to.
And then there's actually a bonus one.
This wasn't that weird.
I just thought it was pretty cool,
so I bought it.
It actually is a hide box
and also a water bowl or a food dish all together.
So your lizard can hide in here, like a hide box.
But then you have a little bowl here
that you can put right here
and you water in it, food in it, whatever.
It even comes with some vines
and some other plants and stuff like that.
Again, not a real weird thing,
but I thought it was cool enough.
And I was buying a bunch of crazy stuff.
So I bought it.
We'll give it a shot.
This happens to be a false water cobra
and see how it's flattening its neck out right now?
That's why they call them false water cobras
is 'cause they'll flatten that neck out
almost like the posture of a cobra.
Now these guys are rear fang venomous
with a pretty mild venom,
but this little monkey right here is super docile
and has never even thought about biting.
It's a really cool colubrid snake that gets pretty big.
They can get up to eight foot or so,
pretty big wide-bodied animal.
And they are absolutely an incredible animal,
there's no doubt about it.
It's cool to have a slightly venomous snake here
that you can handle.
Now obviously, we're not gonna hand this to just anybody
but we're pretty confident that this guy he's pretty cool
and look at how absolutely beautiful it is.
There you go. - 217.
(paper crackling)
- [Brian] Bye Zoe, bye Belle.
- All right, let's see what we got.
Paint sore.
- This is pepperman.
- Pepperman.
- Oh wow, that's good.
- Mochi.
Machi?
- Mochi.
- Don't want the green cheese.
- This is sweet mango.
- How baby mama birded you.
- Definitely not bad.
- I only like vanilla ice cream.
- Oh good.
- These are just a little bit freezer burned.
- A little bit.
- You like that?
You like it?
- These are not bad.
- Nasty.
A zero out of 10.
- 10 out of 10.
- What the is that?
- That's literally a stick.
No, not in your mouth yet.
We're doing it all together.
One, two, three.
- I like it.
- Yeah, they're good.
- Feel like a Taco.
- I'm not cleaning up the ones you spit out.
- Don't spit them.
- Four. - 7.5.
- 100% beef ramen.
- Tastes just like it.
- It's good.
- Five.
- Thank you.
- He's never had beef ramen.
- I only eat chicken ramen.
Here's your pumpkin seed.
- I feel like I put too many seeds in my--
- Wow, Jay.
Let's all try it.
- It's okay.
- All right, no, you got this.
- It tastes like a regular pumpkin seed.
- Damn it, dude they're really small and they're white,
so I can't really focus.
- Armadillo Olympic 2023 coming to a city near you.
Watch this, we hit him with the reverse.
That was good, that was good.
Noah, you ready for the pass?
There you go.
Coming over.
Noah!
There you go.
- This is Armadillo treadmill, Mike get ready.
- Get ready for the pass.
- Go, go, go, go, go
- Little buddy went down.
- Armadillo treadmill.
(upbeat music)
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Remember, be kind to someone.
(guys laugh)
(mumbles)