Subtitles Made By: Adel The WolfyTuber
(Vacay music plays)
(Sighs) Just what I needed myself, a hot tub, and the nice refreshing drink.
woops!
That really had some kick to it. Mm-mm-mm!
(Phone rings)
(and rings again)
Hello?
Hi, could I get a wombo combo meal with.....Side o' fries! (He is hungry)
Uuuuuuhhh?
S-Sir, you've got the wrong number.
B-But my FRIES!
(Sighs)
(Music plays again)
(Phone Rings Again)
Yeeeeeessssss?
Hello, 911?
I just came home my birthday party and my dad won't stop up talking about clowns....
Just a clown, clowns can't hurt you....
IT'S JUST A CLOWN. CLOWNS CAN'T HURT YOU...
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN FINDING MY CELL NUMBER!!!???
(end calls)
Just relax, just relax, relax, relax...
relax...
(sighs)
(Music plays with phone interruption again)
OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IT!?!?!
What?
I SAID, WHAT IS IT??!!
Hello? What?
I SAID....
(Starts Snoring)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (And breaks phone)
(crazy woman)
(Starts making frustrated noises)
(Walks in, grunts and changes)
(Sighs AGAIN) (Who doesn't wanna be on the couch)
(Phone starts ringing) (WHAT??)
Huh? (Yeah I Know)
(Phone Rings Again)
(Sighs)
Hello? (For the 100th time)
Hey 911, not trying to alarm you but I am hanging off the side of a building
So if you guys want to take a sec come over and help me out, that'd be really great. I am slipping. I'm slipping
I'm slipping. I'm slipping. I'm SLIPPING!!!
(Ok. That was neat)
(Loud Muffled Crash)
(Let's just say it never happened)
Villager #4: Breaking news! I need help combing my handsome mustache. Hey, you! 911 lady! Help me comb my illustrious mustache!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
(R.I.P. Expensive TV ????-2020)
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(Panting Like Crazy)
(Drives away but is not away yet)
(Still Panting)
(NOW PLAYING: TryHardNinja - 911) 911! You know that you're the only one! For me...!
AAHH
(Gun Sounds)
(Everyday at rush hour)
Oh come on, THERE'S NO WAY!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Pants)
(Static)
Hello 911? I'm in a space battle and I can really use some assistance.
WHAT?!
(in her mind) Could I get a wombo combo with...uh a side o' fries?
(in her mind) Hello? 911?
(in her mind) I'm slipping, I'M SLIPPING!!!
(in her mind) I need help combing my handsome mustache
(Many emergencies)
H-H-Hello? 911? Some lady is lying on the floor like a dead rat! It looks like she was poisoned or something...
(flashback why is she poisoned)
AAAAAHHH!
911 HELP!
SHE'S ALIVE!
ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
JUST LET ME DIE...
Oh my god! how many times are you gonna have me scream?! (Laughs) Jesus Christ
Okay! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Can I do one more cuz people might think i'm dying so i'm only gonna do one more ok?
(Laughs)
Peace LOVE & Minecraft. Cheerio!