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A viewer sent in a request to prank one of his friends who was recently robbed by a black guy.
He had his Xbox, Macbook and TV stolen, back window broken, and could not catch the thief when he came home and tried to chase him down the street.
Now sit back and enjoy because this shit is wild!
hello uhh, yeah may I speak with James please?
Yeah this is James.
Oh ok I wasn't sure if the number on the buisness card was current or not.
and I mean how you doing are you doing pretty good man how are you are
how can I help you cool cool - yeah well I got a little bit of a weird request of
uh you know I i got this macbook from you do want to go anger
wait what get what
Oh see I was just calling it right quick to see if you can help me out you know
I've been trying to log in to..
- - this computer right here for like two weeks for a while now and i keep
getting incorrect password prompt
what the fuck you talking about bro all right are you got a computer lab with
the fucking the computer from our from your house down from my house
yeah you all right hold up hold up a little fucking bitch you broke in my
house
I i I'm sorry about that by the way we came to my apologies and condolences
right but uh what's the password
bullshit where you at but I to talk to me with the password is I'll tell you
where man I tell you what the password is face-to-face with the fuck you at
mom I know you may be a little bit upset i I'm sorry about the back window that
you've broken my fucking out in x which if you don't say like gotta do what you
gotta do you want me do it you got it
what the fuck where the fuck are you I calm yours down let's talk for a little
bit first year so i'm gonna pay you back for your stuff okay I'm just trying to
get my programming career story and to do that I got a log entry computer
mother come come to my house right now bro but not . i already got a good stuff
what's coming there again going to do for me
babies are you fucking crazy are you at your fucking mind calling my house has
been my fucking number
your dollar I told you was on the business card my daughter business card
with it
yeah you fucking stole my wallet
I remember that's fucking bullshit I mean dog I tried to get the password
like like 72 times Mary's i think i think this is about to lock me out
come to my house right now where the fuck are you are in a fucking game
listen I is little I want to play no games or what were you so angry don't
you can we let bygones be bygones oh my fucking god you broke in my house
I said I'm sorry about their I'm sorry about the back window I my baby
oh my fucking god you're paying for the window - where the fuck are you know
what would look
duh I'll pay for the window i'll hit you that with the xbox I don't get all that
stuff for you right but look this was the passenger
yeah you got my fucking xbox - yeah real fucking funny dude look up I want to be
you know the first programmer who gets out of the hood around Tyler see - -
trying to get into the game your say open up the notepad do some color right
Michael make a couple websites
well you better learn how to fucking call an ambulance I'm beat the fucking
shit out of your little fuck are you Darby come on now you gotta catch up to
be first may come on we both know you can't catch my s mother bleep fucking
crazy did what I don't you look fucking keys here
don't mind don't you sell all my thanks to mario i said nothing me to you right
you working on oh my goodness i already said remember what we want from you . so
sorry what we want me to get on my hands and knees
sorry I want you to come bring my hip bag is what I want you to do but I can't
do it come on I want to do
all right let me live I'll send it back to you for half price
then what's gonna happen you're gonna bring my fucking shitbag is if you don't
I'm gonna find out some fucking way where this phone number connects to and
i'm gonna kick the shit out of you married or I got your cell number on
caller ID bro that's that's what you fucked up man . what women I don't know
how to do that you are going to talk about if I take my phone down to the
precinct but find out where you live
wait wait hold on recalling wait for my bad I yo don't do me like there are in
my bed myself sorry you're saying I was 20 I was trying to call you to apologize
me
promise me you're gonna do not
the right yeah yeah okay I promise
i pinky swear my daughter thinking come here in your fucking you are in 80
Hey look I made what welcome hehe ok look I'll take you out for liberty
I'll take you out for being I'll get you some bitches get get you laid stuff
right
make sure you be doing right and then we call you say bike on the back
take me out for a beer you're robbing houses I'm making you crazy with the
balls you can't afford it here but I could have been very important xbox or
computer yet the line but yes I sold the xbox so i can afford to be off now
thankfully right but life you want if you want to take me up on it we can do
there
you can call max black girl yeah i mean the condition was still pretty good i
was able to get some good money for word
yeah yeah that that's fucking pizzas and a half
come on the army like I'm looking in the game of tag attached away stuff but you
ain't gonna lose your stats that you can restore the profile right now I don't
fucking care about no goddamn that dude
the fact is you broke my window you make me chase you out
love my freakin online are you you chose unless you've got a way through your let
you get away - because I would have caught you you would have you would not
have made it home last night I guarantee that you would have been on the ground
laid out I promise you that bro
Junior I'm late I don't fucking my carrying on the cover just bring my shit
back yard don't know where I live
you are lonely planet that is I let me live gotta check my email real quick
okay i'm waiting for me . you bring that fucking shit back or I'm gonna fucking
destroy you i'm going to take this phone down the fucking precinct I'm gonna have
your number trace bro
I literally and you know I have your number two I got called idea i forgot
them constructed he got a houston texas caller ID
listen to diagnose a light plane fucking games do I don't play games on my name
to look mad at me bro
and don't I was locked up like a letter for a while
ok I didn't know about my life but if you were locked up I'm trying to go back
I children can go back where you're about to go back are going to this
number trace nuclei
I'll bring you back if i bring you back your stuff you do at least one favor
drop your fucking favors bro fuck your pick
what's your name I know your names on
spare my name is child room ok fucking Tyrone very much looking shit back
all right I got your phone number i got your first name come on bro
are you moving back i'm standing outside of its been outside since the beginning
of this phone call
all right let me know I got my girlfriend's here with me right you've
been on speakerphone she's flipping out like making hair signals to me and stuff
like she's all worried about me getting locked up again
I just got out I just I just like to see Mikey so just don't give a fuck about
that fucking gates
what during that thank you come on your dog is only like six years old relax
we're going to talk about my son like that you want but you know I took your
shit but I talk about your son right
oh my fucking god my son see here right now playing the xbox having the time of
his life and I'm getting like to plan put playing my party next but I mean
junior
oh but yeah well you know what did he say when he's looking to kiss that
goodbye
he is the one that but he barred doors he's a body well you know I don't give a
fuck you can come up with my shit i'm gonna come in your house and take
initiate but I don't fucking like you're saying i understand i took it from you
but i already sold it to him right he's like an outside party had nothing to do
with it
I'm gonna work two wrongs don't make a right I so just relaxed i'm going to
create a right now people i'll look my girls here right
this kids read it
you know what's gonna happen when he goes to the cops
hello no hello what we do
my boyfriend husband he just talked to your ello your parking board my fucking
book my room
yeah what the fuck are you what the fuck you mean look at my name is a book
here's my here's my friend and I want to talk to you about what the hell happened
here so we can do resolution hello
I will look this vision will happen ok you're fucking your fucking husband
boyfriend whatever the fuck he is to you came into my house a couple
I think I say 3-4 weeks ago I broke my fucking window
I was inside fucking just getting home I see little bitch ass with a fucking
garbage bag right outside my fucking backyard oasis that mean I gotta fucking
number two and i'm gonna take you to the precinct and the trace that shit
I you know that tried to catch him but you could not catch app
ok I mean whatever the fuck I I don't give a fuck and I listened and I i just
tried to understand that but you know what I don't know . no I'm not playing
fucking games
look listen he broke in my house he broke the law he was dumb enough with
the fucking idiot he called my god damn business card that you stole that with
my wallet
I'm not a bitch oh look I I honestly I have said we will give you everything
back except the xbox because we said it already but everything else we can give
to you
I want my fucking shit back fucking my room boys room and I want all my back
I i can do an Italian we already sold the xbox and my son here already pay for
it
yeah you know that that's fucking bullshit okay here to talk to my son you
can't open it
your work up a man um yeah my mom you're talking to my mom and dad
I that was your fucking mom and dad I guess so they're a bunch of little
fuckin piece
whoa man like apparently like your honor you want my xbox my fuckin xbox
I want my fucking bag but I want my window replaced
I want my fucking feet fucking back and I find out actually my dad has has a TV
and a macbook for sale i think
yeah that's not that's my fucking shape
what do you mean he sold me the xbox told you but next but my fucking neck
but you can't tell what isn't fucking me
no but I mean I already paid for it you know I mean like I tell you what would
you fucking my name is Russell
I Russell your fucking parents were dumb enough
I can call me on my business card the baseball I mean really who does that how
dumb do you gotta be you are you fucking down syndrome baby
I holy shit your parents are fucking retarded thanks man fucking just are you
are fucking dumb
I don't know why you gotta seize all these mean things to me man
Sam i'm a retard that like my parents are stupid and like oh you're a fucking
stupid
all only play some xbox man but yeah well you but you're going to be playing
fucking whatever the hell else you got pick up speaking the fucking backyard
I don't give a fuck
once i get my shit back you ain't play none of my fucking shape
ok put your fucking dad on the phone because he's not gonna like it whenever
I come to help myself
okay hold on talk to you like say retarded or no
yeah it was what you said about your boy man tell you little fucking boy to tell
you where your fucking guns not gonna put my heart and always means it when he
calls you try one of my board retarded what ya call him fucking retarded
come on marrowgar I mean I were in my house and get my shit for not giving a
fuck your fucking dummy shit you done this fucking shit you're about it down
to the fucking calm calling my fucking business card out of my wallet that you
don't know what they're getting through it
let me explain okay i try to log in here I tried like 15 20 times right after
that was our I can go get in this bitch
it's the next logical decision is to call the previous owner asked him what
the password is pretty the owner and the owner not it's not like i said you know
where I live bro I got to tell you so much
what did I'm not fucking out tell me to my puppy
listen to him on a scale of one to ten how pissed off are you - I had broke the
fucking scale
oh come on bro come to my house I guess now would be a good time to tell you
right I got to let you know so what do you want broke into my house
look at me i need to do to store your stuff what are you fucking down you
could look listen with and I don't know what type of fucking game your kind of
play
but this one actually when I make my phone to the priest and have them trace
this number
you're gonna reel reel reel fucking sorry but I bro
and you're breaking into houses are you fucking retarded
what color was the guy who robbed you tell me your color fucking black what
I'm not black and the fucking Sun now is the goddamn son
this is the retarded son speaking hello are you fucking passing the goddamn
around look I'm done i am telling you right no it was not us okay we're going
to take you right now but we are calling this one got to see right now to tell
you that we are so the rate I'm going to god damn fucking convenient store owner
who the fuck am i speaking - yo listen
fuck you hey isn't your be your boy set up your boys set up a little prank of
course you got robbed as of recently
well oh don't want me talking about