Hey there, Juggies! It is your old pal, McJuggerNuggets, here.
And this is the start to the London Vlogs!
I cannot wait to show you guy-
Come on, you are always late!
Yeah, I am coming! I am just filming stuff for the video!
Shit.
Got that...Got that.
Hey, can you help me with this stuff?
Oh, you want me to take this off your hands? No, not the camera.
Aw, are you ready for your trip across the pond?
Yeah and you are not going, asshole.
Aw, that is okay.
But I'll help ya...carry your bags though.
What do you got? Jesus.
I got my camera bag and my luggage.
You pack like a woman!
You do not have to be so mean. He needs all his things.
You know I am getting that camera on the way there because I am taking it with me.
Yeah, you are going to get it on the way there. Yeah.
Mom, could you carry this for me?
When you go over there, do not go to the bars, okay?
Playing his little DS right there. Playing little Mario Brothers.
I do not have enough with me to go to the bars.
My own. My precious.
Are you filming me right now? No. How many stars do you have?
I am literally just playing DS. I have 114.
Actually. Just playing DS? Yeah. Will you knock it off back there?
He is filming me while I play DS. It does not even make any sense.
Will you leave him alone? Yeah, just the DS. Not a 3DS!
You are just bored.
Say...you got dust on your hands from that dinosaur you are playing?
What, Yoshi? Oh, Yoshi.
Oh, Jesse. Don't you want to put it down so you-
Oh. My. God. He is furious right now.
Oh, that was his ring finger.
You going to get married while you are over there on the British Isles.
You know...nobody can even hear you because there are so many cars coming. I am glad!
OH, WAH!
WAH!
But seriously, you going to do something?
Come on, let us go. Put the game away.
Aw, look. He is like, "Oh, wait. Can I still play my games?"
Can I still play my games?
Oh, I love my Mom. Whoop-dee-freaking-doo.
Alright, guys. I got control of the camera now. Me and my Dad got like maybe 1 to 2 hours-
Could you dress better than that?
You look like a freaking slob.
Since when do you care how I dress?
You are going to a TV show.
So you want to dress a little better than sweats.
Maybe I want to support Master Chief who is on my shirt, you do not even know.
That is alright to support him, but jeez you look like a freaking slob.
He is a better man than you will ever be...
Yeah, that is real nice.
Now we are going to need to take turns holding the camera.
We can document the trip, but I also want to be in front of it too.
I will hold the camera. You always want to be in front of the camera.
Yeah. It is my Youtube Channel.
You are kidding me. You want me to hold this camera so that you can play video games?
Yeah, why not?
You cannot go 7 hours without playing?
I mean it is a long-ass flight, what the hell else am I going to do?
Guys, I just realized I cannot even charge my DS with these plugs.
They have these like washing machine plugs.
It is not even normal.
Would you turn the camera off, please?
It is all the time...
Hey guys, it is the end of the first night.
I am pretty exhausted.
And just to make matters worse, I have to share a bed with my Dad.
Yeah, it is bullshit. Now turn the light off.
And see what I mean?
Expected this room to be a bit bigger.
Seriously, you are not getting in bed like that with no clothes on, are you?
Like what? I have boxer-briefs on.
Like 90% of males wear this shit.
I do not care. I want you to put some clothes on in this bed.
God forbid I am comfortable at bedtime.
Goodnight!
Seriously, what the hell are you doing?
I am playing DS. I do this every night. It is therapeutic.
Come on. Cut us a break and just go to sleep. Jeez. You come on this trip and you want to play the freaking game at night.
Yeah, we are not doing anything. We are in the freaking hotel room.
It does not matter, Jess. Come on.
Remember when Kate broke one of these?
Yeah, she was kind of nuts.
I will spread my butt cheeks for Shrek.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Foolish Englishmen leaving their light switches on the outside of the bathroom.
My Dad is getting a shower, I am going to shut the light off on him.
(Turns Off)
YO! You wanna turn the freaking light back on?
I am going to fall and bust my ass! (Laughter)
(Dramatic Music)
Is this all you have been doing all day?
Yeah.
Can't you go outside?
I have been video-taping all day. I am outside in the game.
Yeah, big deal. I have been out all day video-taping.
Good, that is what I wanted you to do.
London Bridge. Buckingham Palace.
Yeah, it is cold and raining. Why would I go outside and expose myself to that shit?
But who cares about the weather? You got...You are in London, Jess.
Come on!
And I am in Mario World and I am exploring things in here.
What does it matter if I go and see some buildings?
It matters a lot. At least you could have been out with me.
Well, I do not want to be out with you.
It is bullshit. That game does nothing for you.
Yeah, actually I progressed a lot and I met people in-game.
Do not get so loud. There are other people in here!
I do not care! I know you do not care.
Because you are only involved in that stupid game.
It is not stupid if you only- It is stupid! Give me that shit!
Dad!
Dad, really? Half-way across the world and you are going to fucking destroy my - DAD!
Dad, you cannot curb-stomp!
Holy shit!
Dad. Dad. NO!
(Goat Squawk)
Holy shit. Hey! Hey! Dad.
Here is your camera. (Throws Camera)
OH! Dad!
Dad!
You are lucky! You are lucky this is not broken!
Shit!
God. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. (Turns Shower On)
Fuck.
Ow, shit! It shocked me.
I cannot deal with this!
I do not know, guys. I do not know. Sometimes...
I just wish he did not exist...Is that-
Is that bad?
I do not know.
I was having a good time until that happened, but...
I do not know.
I just wish he was dead.