i
saw
you
there
so beautiful
you
stopped and stared
so magical
then you asked me for my name and we
took an uptown train before you leave
get up to go i wanna know
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making faces
in the station do you like
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i
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i
wanna make it
yeah my father's a deadbeat but you
can't make me blame him for what i am
cause you're the one who did this to me
you're garbage
what what's so funny you
the scene you were doing
you be my vampire boyfriend
my bbf
because that's what i want
nobody can love me
i'm a monster
do you wanna kiss me
if i do
i might bite your neck
you know
murderously
you're stupid
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all right kids the sooner we start the
sooner we finish so everybody let's take
your seats
what happened to my chair
i did it with whatever this is
do i get detention absolutely not
an on-the-job accident means the school
has to give me a two-month paid vacation
while i recover
bye
oh
all right i can't take that phone
anymore will you fix that cheers
oh my god
are you okay
yeah
could you plug it back in i guess jade
and i aren't really
friends friends but we're kind of
friends
i think
and
kissing her ex-boyfriend
i can't do that to a friend you don't
like me spending so much time with sam
no so maybe i should spend a little less
time with sam
had a little more time with someone else
what are you doing
kiss me what sam doesn't have to know
ow
did you just thump me how dare you try
to kiss me when you're dating sam you're
you're icky
and i'm telling sam
i don't like working
i can help people do it it's horrible
they don't let you sleep or watch tv or
go online
and they expect it to be nice to all the
customers
and i'm not even allowed to eat the
chili
do you know what it's like to be me
surrounded by giant pots of chili and
not allowed to eat it
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i can't stand to see you like this you
have to quit this kite is broken
okay and i was just walking around and i
saw this guy stuck in a bush and then
it's broken and somebody needs to fix it
you want me to fix your kite will you
forget about this stupid kite
i'm sorry i brought it up
i want big back
but you broke up with back i know
just like when i was seven and i threw
away my potato patch bell but then i
realized i wanted him back but it was
too late because my mother already gave
it away to some greedy orphans
jade if you want to get back together
with beck then why don't you just tell
him i did but he rejected me
hey
there's my little blood angel
robbie why are you out of bed
i don't know i i just felt kind of bad
that you had to give more blood for me
no worries
already done
there she is
oh yeah
let me see
wow
it's like i'm holding liquid you in my
hands
okay
we were best friends first and you can't
have two best friends okay you're a
whack job whack job harley and i don't
have two best friends
i just have one
one awesome cool meat loving best friend
mama does love the meat
give me your love and affection and no
one gets hurt
hey hi
hey sam freddie what's up bro hey boy
what are you doing here i thought you'd
be on your way to l.a by now i should be
but i wanted to give you something
before i go
what'd you bring
open it what did you do
something
a charm bracelet it's one of a kind
like you
a charm bracelet
charm bracelet
yeah it's one of a kind
like you
okay
that hurt
that wounded me
oh my god it's beautiful
i love you
i love you too
and that killed me
this this hooligan came and tried to
bushwhack me
wow i mean what are the odds of a match
good thing that trino is here to protect
you oh heck yeah thank you baby i owe
you one
yeah like maybe you want to reconsider a
decision you made about someone being
kicked out of hollywood arts
oh
you're right trina you can so i can keep
going to school here you yeah i thought
you want me to tell trina
hollywood come on trina let's go get
some cream of wheat i thought you hated
cream of wheat
i was just hanging on my lawn shucking
some corn and i thought to myself
how come no one's ever thought to juice
corn so i grabbed juice me nobody's ever
thought to juice corn because most
people have brains that function
normally
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oh no i'm sorry
i'm sorry no here
give me the cup come here oh no i'm
sorry
sorry come here
no i know you didn't do anything wrong
oh