(crowd laughing)
- Ma, thank god you're here.
- Arrested for prostitution I can't believe it.
- Oh, Sophia.
Sophia, we're innocent.
- I know that.
I can't believe these dumb cops would think
anyone would pay money to sleep with you.
(crowd laughing)
(upbeat swing music)
- I'm Sister Rose.
- Good seeing you, nice to meet you.
- I'm Sister Blanche.
- Well it's good to meet you Sister Blanche.
- We're here collecting lingerie
for needy sexy people.
(crowd laughing)
- Ma, what are you doing?
- I'm giving the leftover meatloaf a thrill.
What do you think, it's hot as hell in here.
- Close it before the food spoils.
- Okay.
(upbeat jazzy music)
- What in hell is going on here?
- This is Baby.
Five time blue ribbon winner at the Minnesota State Fair.
This sweet little thing is your uncle's pride and joy.
- Oh my god, that's the cutest baby I've ever seen.
- Ma, it's a pig.
- Eh, you were no great looker
when I brought you home from the hospital.
- Rose, let's go check out the coffee shop.
Maybe we'll meet some cute doctors.
Hello.
- He's married.
- Goodbye.
Here we.
- No wait, wait, wait a minute.
Blanche, come on this is ridiculous.
We can't go through an entire dinner
holding these hearts in front of us.
- Dorothy's right.
How will we cut our meat?
- Look, either we do this or we don't do it.
Now what's it gonna be?
- We go at the count of three.
Ready.
- [Together] One, two, three.
(crowd laughing)
- The men of Blanche's boudoir.
(crowd laughing)
- It's a calendar.
Each month has the picture of a man
who's brought some special joy into may life.
(crowd laughing)
- Oh Blanch, oh honey this is so thoughtful.
Whoa.
- September?
- Yep.
- I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.
- Blanche, we don't have worry about
what the world thinks about our relationship
it just doesn't matter.
Because we're there for each other.
I'd do anything for Doug,
and he'd bend over backwards for me.
(crowd laughing)
- What is it, is she younger,
more attractive, more desirable?
- You got two out of three Blanche.
- Sophia, what in hell is going on here?
- He's a man, I'm a woman.
I've got what it takes and he knows how to use it.
♪ I wanna be kissed by you ♪
♪ And oh ♪
(crowd laughing)
♪ I couldn't aspirer to anything higher ♪
♪ I'm filled with desire ♪
♪ To make you my ♪
♪ Bop bop bee dop ♪
(crowd laughing)
♪ I wanna be kissed loved by you ♪
♪ Just you and nobody else but you ♪
♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
♪ Alone, boop-boop be-doop ♪
- Hi handsome what's your name?
- He's name's Don and he just had hip surgery.
(crowd laughing)
- [Man] Hiya cupcake it's time to play connect the freckle.
- [Dorothy] Not now Max.
Would you hand me the, ahh!
(crowd laughing)
- What the hell is going on here.
Ah, ah!
- Ah!
(crowd laughing)
nice outfits girls.
- [Both] Shut up Rose.
(crowd laughing)
- Oh no.
Wait Blanche, honey, aren't you forgetting something?
- Oh no, I never wear underwear.
(crowd laughing)