[music playing]
Ah, the sea, so fascinating, so wonderful.
Here we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life.
Home of one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants.
Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly!
[snoring]
[buzzing]
[horn blasting]
[rattling]
Today's the big day, Gary!
[meowing]
Look at me, I'm... naked!
Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.
[meowing]
[heavy breathing]
[screaming]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[squeaking]
I'm ready!
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Go, SpongeBob!
[crashing]
There it is.
The finest eating establishment ever established for eating!
The Krusty Krab!
Home of the Krabby Patty with a 'help wanted' sign in the window!
For years I've been dreaming of this moment!
I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager,
look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line and I can't do this!
- P-- Patrick! - Where do you think you're going?
- I was just-- - No, you're not!
You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!
I can't! Don't you see?
I'm not good enough!
Who's first words were, "May I take your order?"
Mine were.
Who made a spatula out of toothpicks and woodchuck?
I did.
Who's...
[groaning]
- Who's a big yellow cube with holes? - I am!
- Who's ready? - I'm ready!
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
[spraying]
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Oh, no, SpongeBob! What could he possibly want?
Go, SpongeBob! Go, SpongeBob!
Go, self!
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs!
Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before it's too late! I gotta tell you--
Permission to come aboard, Captain?
I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew
and now I'm ready!
[screaming]
[crashing]
[screaming]
[bouncing]
[screaming]
[glass smashing]
[groaning]
So, er... when do I start?
Well, lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs.
Mr. Krabs, please.
I'll prove I'm fry cook material.
Ask Squidward, he'll vouch for me.
No.
Well, lad, we'll give you a test and if you pass...
You'll be on the Krusty Krew!
Go out and fetch me a... a...
Hydrodynamic spatula with um...
Port and starboard attachments and er... turbo drive!
And don't come back till you get one!
Aye aye, Captain!
One hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments,
turbo drive coming right up, sir!
Carry on!
We'll never see that lubber again!
You're terrible!
A hydro what?
[laughing]
Hey, hey, please!
Passengers must stay seated and don't put their fins out the window!
[laughing]
[gasping]
That sounded like hatch doors!
[sniffing]
Do you smell it?
That smell...
A kinda smelly smell.
A smelly smell that smells.
Smelly...
Anchovies...
What?
Anchovies!
[chattering]
Please, please, quiet!
Is this any way to behave, hmm?
Can we show a little decency
and form a neat, single file line in front of the register?
[screaming]