Corinne: ...Yeah, it's, it's dorky
Corinne: Why are you making me do this?
Rob: Hey what's up you're watching Man vs
Corinne: Corinne vs Pin
Rob: We're out here in the, uh, apple orchards
Rob: uh, trying to pick some apples for today's project
Rob: You guys have been challenging us to do apple swans?
Rob: and I figured since we're here, might as well, what
Rob: make some apples pies?
Corinne: ..Apple tarts. Rob: We're just going to do all the apple things
Corinne: I got one. Rob: Yeah Corinne: Nope nope that's not good
Rob: Here's a couple..nope never mind
Rob: Oh I see one over here. Hold one, let me get it
Rob: Oh yeah look at that one, huh?
Rob: I don't know, I think when they mean apple picking
Rob: I think we just gotta pick them up off the ground
Rob: Right?
Corinne: They're all moldy
Rob: Oh no that's gross
Rob: I told you we shouldn't have waited until the last f*cking minute
Rob: I didn't actually tell you that. Corinne: Hot out here too
Corinne: I don't know if we're going to find any apples
Rob: not with that f*cking attitude
Corinne: Yeah I think we're gonna have to go to the store
Rob: Wow, this whole adventure has been pretty fruitless. Corrine: Ha
Rob: There they are. We found them. I see 'em
Rob: Look at all these apples. Look at this little baby apple. Corinne: Aww
Corinne: It's so cute. Ugh I think that's bird poop on it.
Rob: Yup that's bird poop
Corinne: These ones are high I can't really reach 'em
Corinne: I gotta get the low ones. The low hanging fruit. *both laughing*
Rob: Pick some better looking ones. Corinne: These ones are pretty!
Corinne: Oh. I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
Rob: Aye-o!
Rob: This is the apple. The apple of my eye
Rob: You can check her out on uh, Instagram
Rob: Slash Corinneleigh. For this amazing apple-gram.
Rob: Apple-gram!
Corinne: Ahh sh*t that's why there's so many apples on the ground
Corinne: because the ap-holes (apples) like me
Rob: *Laughing* oh god this is gonna be a terrible video.
Rob: Alright that's about it. Got a whole basket over here
Rob: I can't carry any more. Corinne: I need these 5 more.
*Rob groaning* Corinne: Alright one more, one more, one more.
Rob: Ooooh can we. Corinne: 2 more, 2 more.
Rob: Okay that's enough Corinne: Alrighhtt! Rob: Here we go!
Rob: Alright we got our apples! Corinne: *whispers* Donkeys. Rob: Oh god d*mn it, donkeys
Corinne: You know I like a good a**
Corinne: You think he wants the apple? Shh don't tell anyone, alright?
Corinne: *whispers* Don't tell anyone. Okay.
Rob: The cows and donkeys, Cinnamon and Sugar,
love your attention. But their owners have put them on a special diet
Thank you for not feeding them.
Corinne: Oops I didn't see that sign.
Rob: Sorry, sorry.
Rob: Alright! We got our apples! *Corinne clapping*
Rob: We f*cking did it. Corinne: Look at them apples.
Rob: You know throughout the years we've had,
a ton of f*cking apple requests.
So we've got Corinne: Three challenges. Rob: Three.
Corinne: The apple heads, the apple swan, and the apple roses
Rob:Yes. Corinne: Let's get started shall we?
Rob: Oooo. Corinne: Yeah, see how I just threw that in there.
Rob: Nice Corinne: You didn't even know. Rob: I didn't even f*cking expect that sh*t
Rob: Well we sho- Corinne: So we start with the bong right?
Rob: No we can't. No we don't-
Corinne: So what I think what we should start with is the
apple faces, because then we can make some apple cider punch.
Rob: Ohh d*mn. Corinne: And you know we like to start these things out with a little cocktail!
Corinne: All we got to do is pick an apple. Rob: Oh ok, yeah, alright.
Corinne: What's wrong with this apple?
Rob: This apple looks like sh*t. Corinne: That's a bad apple
Rob: Ugh. Are you sure these apples are even good?
Corinne: *laughs* Alright, so I feel like this project is pretty easy, umm??
Rob: I got a.. like a potato peeler. Is that what you do? You take a little...
Corinne: Yeah any type of peeler.
Rob: So I'm peeling mine here, and I'm only doing like half of the apple.
Rob: uh, and then I got this little spoon?
Rob:Just making some f*cking faces in it. This is a upset looking face,
Rob: this guy is not happy. This one's like a weird alien.
Rob: This is some weird f*cking sh*t going on over here with my apples.
Corinne: You're using a spoon? Rob: Yeahh! What are you using?
Corinne: A paring knife .
Rob: Oh.
Corinne: It's really easy (Rob mimics Corinne): "I'm using a paring knife"
*Corinne Laughs*
Corinne: That's what Martha told me to do alright!
Corinne: and mine look pretty freaking cute
Corinne: They all have their own little personalities
Corinne: They all have, you know, their little names now
Corinne: This is Fred Rob: Ooh Corinne: and George
Rob: He's cute, yeah Corinne: OK, I just read Harry Potter, so all I can think of is the Harry Potter names
Corinne: I really like 'em! Thanks Martha.
Rob (in mocking tone): Martha Martha Martha! *Corinne Laughs*
Corinne: You're not-You're not doing it right, you're supposed to cut the apples in half like what I'm doing.
Rob: No, the one I saw, it was like a half face Corinne: Yeah, you cut the apple in half and then you can have two faces per apple
Rob: No, I don't think it's going to float right.
Corinne: That's exactly how you're supposed to do it!
Rob: No you're not! Corinne: YES!
Rob: What!? Corinne: That's what it says!
Rob: You're reading a different blog than I am.
Corinne: I mean, I'm reading something so, I think that's the difference here.
Rob: That's true, I just looked at the pictures...
Corinne: Yeah, EXACTLY!
Rob: I don't even like apples, I'm not gonna eat these f*cking things *Corrine laughs*
Corinne: You're an apple
Rob: DAYYYYYUUMMMM ANNOYING ORANGE REFERENCE IN THE HOOUSEEE!
Annoying Orange: You're an apple.
Rob: Alright so let's make this f*cking punch!
Corinne: Alright! I think we should use some of the
apple cider we got from the orchard.
Rob: *snaps* Good f*cking idea.
Corinne: So, apple cider
Rob: *Shakes cider*
Corinne: ...Okay...
Rob: Look at that
Rob: Boom, cider.
Corinne: I don't know where this is coming from but,
Corinne: Iced tea? Rob: Yeah!
Rob: And some Ginger Beer.
Corinne: Oh. Rob: And then some.. Canadian
Rob: Club small batched whiskey
Corinne: In honor of our Canadian friends..
Corinne: Aaah! Rob: Oh yeahhh
Corinne: That's a lot of whiskey... *Rob laughs*
Rob: That's not enough. Whew! Alright.
Corinne: This is the most exciting part.
Rob: I'm putting them in and let's see what happens.
Corinne: Ohhhh! DAYYUM Rob: Ohh shhh*t
Rob: Not bad. Corinne: Ok lemme do one more
Corinne: Cause, look at this little face.
Corinne: This is Voldemort. I did think of Voldemort because of the nose.
Corinne: OH YEAH! Rob: D*mn.
Corinne: Let's see how yours do dawg.
Rob: Alright here we go! *Corinne laughs*
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: God d*mnit!
Rob: Here hold on I'm gonna try this one.
Corinne: Okay Rob: I think this one's gonna have a little bit more- there.
*Corinne laughing again* Rob: SH*T!
Corinne: That's why you cu-, you have to cut them in half!
Rob: F*ck. Oh!
Corinne: Aww. That's a sad apple.
Rob: That's some bullsh*t!
Corinne: *cute voice* See this guy!
Rob: Yeah f*ck that guy.
*Corinne giggles*
Corinne: I feel like they would've looked a lot better too if I put them in the oven.
*Rob mocking Corinne*
Rob: God d*mnit.
Corinne: No no no no no!
Rob: Wh- wh-
Corinne: You can't use your ha- Rob: I'm gonna cut them in half! Corinne: Noooo!
Corinne: You gotta take 'em out with your face!
*Rob chuckling*
Corinne: Bob for that sh*t!
Rob: I- bobbing for apples... not that hard.
Corinne: Oh yeah?
Corinne: Wai- wh wh wh wait
Corinne: Let me get a cocktail first.
Corinne: Cause I don't want your face juice in my cocktail.
*Rob groaning*
Corinne: Thank you.
Rob: We exchange face juices all the time. Corinne: Ewww!
Corinne: God, no one wants to hear about that.
Rob: This is f*cking easy.
Rob: There's a f*cking trick to it.
Corinne: What's the trick?
*Rob slurping*
Rob: You drink all the stuff down first.
Corinne: Ohhh. I see!
Rob: Whew thats strong!
Corinne: Eww.
Corinne: Ohhhhh!
Rob: Done.
*Rob burps*
Rob: Alright!
Rob: Now, I'm gonna cut mine in half here.
Corinne: Use a godd*mn cutting board!
Rob: Alright. Let's give it a go.
Rob: Boom! Look at that!
Corinne: See! Why didn't you cut them in half in the first place?
Rob: I don't know, I didn't get that far in the directions.
Corinne: So many people suggested this next pin because they just want to see if you'll cut yourself.
Rob: Where are the knives?
Corinne: We're all a little... nervous.
Rob: Alright so in order to do this I just watched
Rob: Grant Thompson's, the king of random's video,
Rob: Cause that motherf*ckers got it down on lock!
Corinne: Yeah, his apple swans look pretty nice.
Corinne: Yeah I mean I feel like... It seems pretty easy.
Rob: Super simple.
Corinne: Unfortunately, I'm not doing well.
Rob: What are you talking about? Mine's f*cking gliding like f*cking butter over here.
Corinne: I was okay in the first couple of steps, but then like my little things are too small.
Rob: Oh you're not doing it right at all.
Corinne: And then I'm kinda confused as to which way they go..
Rob: Oh sh*t which way do they go?
Corinne: I don't know. Rob: Oh f*ck
Rob: I did mine the wrong way!
*Corinne laughs*
Rob: It looks like the swan's got a d*ck!
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: Ohhh f*ck.
Corinne: Your wings are a lot better than mine and, I just realized I accidentally ate a piece of my wing...
Rob: *laughing* Whattt?
Corinne: I thought it was the other part of the apple this part and-
Rob: You just ate it? Corinne: ....I just ate it.
Corinne: If you hold it at a certain angle,
Corinne: it's not that bad- Rob: Ohhhh
Rob: You gotta hold your's at an angle? Hold on let's compare them side by side.
Rob: Let's see that.
Corinne: See mine looks cute. Mines a baby duck
Corinne: Mine is a little baby
Rob: Mine.... kinda looks like an a**hole.
Rob: What is that over here?
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: Let's look at this side over here
Corinne: Nooo! It looks good! See!?
Rob: What the f*ck?
Corinne: But see his head kinda like he's sleeping. You know what I mean? He's sleeping.
Rob: Man, your swan is f*cked up!
Rob: Oh, yours is all fu- what is thi-
Corinne: Stop breaking it!
Rob: Noo I didn't break- this are you hiding this little piece?
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: This piece didn't even make it!
Corinne: You broke it! Rob: What is that? That's not even part of the same apple!
Corinne: Yes it is!
Rob: What is happening over here?
*Corinne giggling*
Rob: Next project! Corinne: The most exciting one!
Rob: Apple... roses!
Corinne: ...tarts. Rob: Apple tart roses!
Corinne: Suggested by SurfergirlKendall
Rob: Who on every.. single.. video
Rob: That we have ever made on YouTube
Rob: Commented for us to do Apple roses. THAT is f*cking dedication!
Corinne: She rose to the occasion! Rob: Ohhh d*mn!
Rob: I didn't see that one coming from a mile away!
Rob: You're funny! Corinne: No
Rob: You are a funny f*cking person!
Corinne: ...maybe. Rob: Good for you!
Rob: I don't even f*cking know how to make these f*cking things I gotta ma- I gotta watch the video!
Corinne: What video?
Rob: You just put in 'apple roses' on YouTube and boom!
Rob: You get the apple roses video. Corinne: Huh.
Rob: This is what im basing my sh*t off of.
Rob: Seven million views can't be wrong!
Corinne: Hmm. Interesting.
Rob: I mean it's pretty f*cking simple over on this end.
Rob: You just slice the apples up, try not to f*cking cut your fingers off
Rob: Just throw them in the microwave for like 2... 3 minutes?
Corinne: Microwave? Rob: Yeah, yeah, yeah you put that sh*it in the microwave for-
Corinne: Why??? Rob: Well, you p- you got- you gotta put some water in it,
Rob: and then the water, kinda like makes them softer so that way when you cook 'em...
Rob: uh, and when you roll them togeth- I don't f*cking know! The god d*mn directions just said to put them in the microwave!
Corinne: I'm not using the microwave
Rob: Yeah. I figured.
Rob: Alright. I'm using this puff pastry, over here.
Rob: This is a- Corinne: That's not puff pastry
Rob: Yes it is, it puffs up.. when you cook it
Corinne: That's a croissant.. roll.
Corinne: And puff pastry is something totally different.
Rob: Puff pastry is any pastry that puffs when you cook it. Corinne: Nope
Rob: Could be croissant, could be biscuits, donuts, whatever the f*ck it is,
Rob: Puff, when you cook it. Puff pastry.
Corinne: You donut know what you're talking about.
Rob: Uh, putting a little apple butter which we got from the same god d*mn farm.
Corinne: Apple-licous! Rob: Keep it local.
Rob: I put them down on the dough and put a little cinnamon
Rob: And I rolled that sh*t up and that looks like a f*cking
Rob: beautiful!
Rob: a beautiful rose.
Rob: Look at that! What a f*cking brilliant god d*mn idea!
Corinne: I mean it looks okay, but.... there's a couple missteps you have taken.
Rob: What? I don't think so.
Corinne: Well I read a bunch of reviews of this method-
Rob: Jesus christ you and your f*cking reviews
Corinne: A lot of people said the puff pastry is no bueno
Rob: hmm
Corinne: So I'm not going that route.
Corinne: and I'm definitely not using the microwave. I cut up my apple,
Corinne: and put that sh*t in a pot of water, and softened my apples that way.
Corinne: With a little bit of lemon juice, and some sugar.
Corinne: That's right Rob: F*cking Betty god d*mn Crocker over here
Corinne: Yeah. I'm also making a little apple covering if you will.
Corinne: With some brown sugar, and some butter,
Corinne: and a little bit of cinnamon,
Corinne: and then I'm gonna.. soak my apples in that for a little while.
Corinne: So what I'm doing, is using pie crust
Corinne: and I'm cutting little 3 inch rounds out.
Corinne: Mini pie crusts here.
Corinne: Then I just put that down in my muffin tin-
Rob: Hah! In your muffin tin!
*Rob laughing*
Corinne: AND THEN *Rob laughing*
Corinne: and then, I very simply placed my apples like this, but the thing is,
Corinne: It's really difficult to roll up the apples.
Corinne: So you gotta, like, just gotta start with a few of em'
Corinne: Look at this beautiful rose shape I already have!
Rob: Mine was-, mine were super simple too.
Corinne: It doesn't matter 'cause mine's gonna taste so much better and it already looks prettier.
Corinne: So you just put that right in there,
Corinne: and then you stack more apple pieces around it,
Corinne: and look at these beautiful f*cking roses!
Corinne: THIS is a masterpiece.
Rob: I mean... Corinne: I can see dough all in the middle of yours.
Rob: Yours aren't even red, yours are like sh*tty brown
Corinne: It doesn't-, they're not sh*tty brown
Corinne: There's other colors of roses.
Rob: Yeah well why wouldn't you use a red apple to make red roses? Corinne: I did!
Corinne: I did use a red apple...
Rob: Ok, welp. Corinne: It had other colors..
Rob: Let's just put them in the f*king oven.
Corinne: How long are they even supposed to be in there?
Rob: I dunno.
Corinne: If I were to venture a guess it would be 10 minutes.
Rob: Alright I'm gonna believe you.
Corinne: Why is it so smokey in here?
Rob: Did we leave it on too long?
Corinne: I dunno maybe.
Corinne: I didn't really look at the time so..
Rob: Holyyy sh*t
Corinne: Are they ready? Rob: I dunno!
Rob: It's like a f*cking fajita coming out of Chili's!
*Corinne's apples sizziling*
Corinne: Your's looks weeeird
Rob: Nooo Corinne: Your's are like.. "Okay that's a rose, yeah I get it.
Corinne: I get what you're doing there, I get it."
Corinne: Mines like "Wow, look at how much this actually looks like a rose!"
Corinne: DON'T TOUCH IT!
Rob: Aw, yeah look at that! There we go!
Corinne: Got them side by side.
Rob: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got your little f*cking side by side comparison here
Corinne: This one's really creative. It really reminds me of a rose.
Rob: Yeah no these-, this looks great.
Rob: This one looks like there's a f*cking croissant f*cking puffing up in the middle of it.
Rob: This one not so bad but, that is a-, that is a god d*mn beautiful rose!
Rob: It's a beautiful rose!
*Corinne giggles*
Corinne: I think it all lies in the taste test though so..
Corinne: Just give 'em a go.
Rob: I'm going for mine first. Corinne: Of course.
*Rob screaming*
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: F*CK!
Corinne: I think we should let them cool down a little bit.
Rob: F*ck!
Corinne: Ahh! It's scary, it's still hot.
Rob: Mmm!
Corinne: Very gooey still, just pointing that out.
Corinne: The plus is that it tastes like a croissant so..
Rob: Alright, I'm gonna try yours now.
Corinne: Be very careful!
Rob: Ooh. F*ck..
Rob: Your's is so much better than mine.
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: That is delicious. I dunno if it's just cause I'm-
Corinne: Been hittin' that apple bong?
*Laughing*
Rob: I was gonna say it's because I've had one too many of these. Corinne: Oh
Corinne: But the crust right!?! Rob: The crust is delicious!
Corinne: I mean, if we wanna break it down, really...
Rob: Break it down!
Corinne: My tart was definitely a little tartier...
Corinne: My apples floated right away...
Rob: Well my swan f*cking killed it!
Corinne: Your swan had a hard-on.
Rob: That's true.
Rob: Alright, well if you have any future, uh, project suggestions for Man vs. Corinne vs. Pin,
Rob: you can leave them down in the comments below.
Rob: Like up, subscribe, blah blah blah
Rob: Go check out our personal channels Corinne: Oh
Rob: We have videos over there.
Rob: We'll see you around here next time.
*snip snip snip*
Corinne: Wait! Just a- Rob: What? What?
Corinne: No apple picking minute, that doesn't...
Rob: Really? You're stopping the whole f*cking end of the video for that?
*Corinne laughing*
Rob: Oh no. Corinne: I'm trying to think of some funny apple jokes.
Rob: Okay, you can f*cking- you think about it.
*Corinne laughing*
Corinne: I can't think of any.
Corinne: Hey you know what I stand on?
Corinne: An apple box!
Rob: Ahhhhhh that's funny!
Rob: That's funny.
Rob: You're so funny.
Corinne: Shut up.