Hey guys, you want to know what's so great about being a YouTuber? Well, let me tell you you get this platform
where you can just truly be yourself on camera. You don't have to compromise your morals or your artistic integrity
*Airhorns*
So I hope you're ready for Davies 2018 slime review!
Of the 50 slime videos I've posted so far, this one is definitely the craziest!
OoOoOoOoOoOo! Next week I spin 50 fidgets spinners in a bathtub full of slime!
WHA, you know it. Yeah. I know I'm like 30 and everything, but this is like legitimately what I love doing!
Please keep watching me...
Sup you pretty sh*t bags! So let's just get right to the news. So, Twitter is up in a firestorm about Hillary Clinton-
UH OH
You're talking about politics now, that's not suitable for advertisers, de-monetised!
Let's just move right on to our next story, the civil war in Syria is still raging on and there's no-
UH UH
You're talking about violence, we can't have that. DE-MONETISED!
*sighs*
Let's just move on to our last story of the day. A woman in Nebraska was caught stealing five pounds of biscuit batter- DE-MONETISED!
ABOUT WHAT, WHAT AM I DE-MONETISED FOR?
I don't know. You're just de-monetized. Okay. Goodbye!
Unsubscribe!
So let's get right to your questions guys, xxmilky toastX X asked," How do you be successful on YouTube?".
It's actually really easy. All you have to do is just make content you're excited about!
If you want to be successful on YouTube, just make the content you're excited about, as long as you're consistently putting it out.
Always.
If you want to be successful on YouTube just make the content you're excited about.
As long as you have a good brand and you're a gaming channel, and you upload every single day. Oh and also-
put boobs in the thumbnail, I mean have you seen our videos?
Yeah.
Just make content that excites you as long as it exploits YouTube's algorithm as much as possible.
Oh, also if you only have 5 minutes of real content find a way to stretch it out to over 10.
Oh, and uh no more boobs in thumbnail bad idea.
*sighs* Uh okay look if you want to be successful on YouTube, just make a video about Logan Paul, okay?
Another day another apology video.
Okay, so there you have it, my totally unqualified review of the new iPhone, which is barely different from the last one.
But I somehow managed to stretch this video out to 20 minutes with six ad breaks!
Wow, what a phone? It's better than the Android and I can't wait to use this all the time.
*sighs*
Whew, okay, now only three more to go for the day.
Now this? This is the new Android and it sh*t's all over the iPhone. I can't wait to use this all the time.
Dude, perfect!
Hi, we're twins! We have no discernible talent-
but we're cute, and we're young, and we look the same, and for some reason people seem to like that.
Here's a parody of YouTube on YouTube.
Hey, Logan Paul, Logan Paul!
What's your response to people saying you shouldn't of dangled that baby off the Eiffel Tower?
Uh, I think those people should go buy more of my maverick merch! Haha, Logang, awww.
Man.
Killer Keemstar here, this just in, Logan Paul has dropped his chocolate ice cream cone. What a douchebag!
So we challenge Logan Paul to a boxing match, and if he doesn't fight us, and he's a little bitch boy! *laughter*
Sup you filthy f*** faces, so Logan Paul is back in the news again.
This time, for dropping an ice cream cone.
I'm not going to take sides here because what if he just did it as an accident.
We've reached out to Logan Paul and the chocolate ice cream cone company, and they had this to say,
Quote,"We've never heard of Logan Paul because we're over the age of 15,".
Look at the colour of the ice cream, it's brown.
Logan Paul is racist, there's no doubt about it.
I want to know your opinions, what did you think really happen? Leave it in the comments down below.
This drama is getting real negative, DE-MONETISE!
NO, the drama videos stay monetised, all of them.
*Evil laughter*
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