Greetings nerdy list aficionados and welcome back to top 10 nerd pregnant can’t stop
won’t stop don’t want to stop.
Did you think I had reached the bottom of the barrel you thought wrong get ready for
more heroes who got pregnant this time heroes who you didn’t know got pregnant although
I’m sure some of you well knew level ten nerds that you are.
So let’s get started and see the Top 10 Superheroes You Never Knew Got Pregnant.
I’m Sasha and let’s get started!
Let’s do this.
Number 10 - Gal Gadot Filming Wonder Woman – So this is low for obvious reasons gal
gadot is the actress who plays wonder woman but they did have her and linda carter come
to the un when they were going to make wonder woman an ambassador to it and then people
got mad saying it was taking away from real women who contributed so they undid it, it
was a thing.
Anyway while she was filming wonder woman she was 5 months pregnant and they just masked
it and without having her hold large boxes or sit down a lot.
Just fun fact cause being pregnant doesn’t mean you can’t do stuff you can’t do as
much like at the end but if it’s good during it you can still do a lot like whatever you
could do before you can still do so like if you were active you can still be active.
I’m really passionate about this topic also not all people get huge some you can barely
tell anyway just sharing the more you know.
Number 9 - She Hulk – This is an off panel pregnancy but we know that it happened and
more than once in old man Logan where we have a future where villains have won after successfully
banding together and taking out most of the heroes and mysterio tricked wolverine into
murdering all the x-men which he could do just go with it.
So Bruce Banner aka the hulk would seemingly go mad as the exposure to radiation began
to work on his mind and he too would end up as one of the villains who divide up America
into territories and Wolverine lives in his territory.
Which is patrolled by the hulk gang descendants of the she hulk and the hulk cause he took
her as his mate to create more hulk babies it’s incest cause they’re cousins lots
of incest hulk babies.
People tend to know about this one cause it comes up a lot.
Number 8 – Dazzler – Yes Dazzler the disco queen herself was pregnant she got pregnant
by longshot who was pretty excited about it.
And it was hinted that their baby was shatterstar Ok let’s go through this.
Dazzler and longshot became lovers when they were both on Genosha and later were also together
on mojoworld, so what happened with this baby well for awhile it looked like a miscarriage
but then well that makes editorial uncomfortable so they dealt with it with a memory loss plot
where Dazzler would return to earth before longshot and forget him and the babies.
Baby what baby we would fully deal with this in x factor 47 with different timelines and
time jumps just like we did for sue storm dead children are too real fix it with time
travel.
So shatterstar would teleport to a time where dazzler and longshot were married and they
give birth to a young shatterstar and Shatterstar erased their memories of this event so the
baby could be raised to become the shatterstar he needs to be.
Paradox is better than miscarriage says Marvel.
Number 7 - Knockout – Knockout starts off as a villain and often squared off against
super boy kon el the 90s one pre black t-shirt and lex dad.
She would end up on the secret six team and enter a lesbian relationship with fellow member
and daughter of vandal savage scandal savage.
And she would also soften and become more of an anti hero.
Eventually her and scandal would decide they wanted to have a child alongside their other
partner cause they were in a polyamorous relationship so who was there to donate his essence.
Catman.
Catman was chosen cause he was a good friend to them and he earned that title once more
when he accepted.
Catman he’ll donate you his sperm he’ll make you eggs late at night he’ll go on
a murder spree if your son is kidnapped stand up guy.
Na na nan a na nana catman.
Number 6 - Isabel Kane (Smasher) -Izzy Kane became a hero to honour her grandfather and
would be recruited by Captain America to join the Avengers.
She got pregnant by accident when she slept with cannonball and just well neither were
as thorough in the prevention department as they could have been.
Right after she would be called to return to shi- ar homeworld where she would decide
to tell Cannonball after she moves to chandilar in order to not have the baby interfere too
much with the plot the baby was hyper gestated and was born in less than 8 months so when
she came to cannonball she was just like well here you go!
That’s one way not to have to deal with it.
Number 5 – Wolfsbane – She got pregnant via the Asgardian Hrimhari – She was on
x force but would return to x-factor after the pregnancy which would dedicate a lot of
time to it allowing it to kind of play out.
And yet many people miss it.
Initially her pregnancy was threatening her life and the wolf prince would give his life
so that the baby and her could live.
Now this pregnancy would also be faster than normal they would just infer on it more narratively
this would be because of the lupine natures of her and the father.
The birth of this baby would be odd she would give birth through her mouth and the baby
would instantly get up and attack she would disown her child as unnatural the irony of
this from a mutant was not fully explored but I appreciate the nuanced unintentional
as it was.
She would abandon her son and Jack Russell aka werewolf by night would take her in and
she would feel terrible and the writers would demonstrate this by having her eat ice cream
til she threw up.
Well handled.
She would later go to try and find her son and well all the x-men have been rebooted
now thanks to hickman so yeah.
Number 4 - Storm – some of you have been crying out for storm since we started doing
these pregnant lists so let’s go over to black panther annual 1.
This story involves the watcher looking over the earth and extrapolating possible timelines
in one he sees the union of storm and t’challa leading to a dynasty guess he didn’t get
the no marriage memo.
This dynasty would rule the world her and tchalla would have children and she would
become like a game of thrones style mom arranging matches and and talking about how her children
were her cubs and how cousins used to get married to preserve dynasties and we get a
revisionist history and it’s um interesting the beginning well it’s an American story
so if it were actually African you’d have some different acknowledgements just well
read it youself and see how you feel the story is called black to the future it’s trying
hard in many ways and failing in others.
She convinces her one son who loves his brothers fiancé to abandon it cause it’s whats best
for the people.
I’ve read this annual more than once and it’s complex.
Anyway storm and t’challa many kids.
Number 3 – Rogue – Rogue has a child with Captain America in the what if story from
What If?
Vol 2 #114 in 1998.
In this story theavengers went to battle world in secret wars but never came back instead
having to live there forever.
They started a whole new world and in the process Rogue and Cap got together and had
a child Sarah Rogers.
But what about Rogues abilities you say….yeah.
Well in the story everybody is calling Rogue carol which adds a disturbing question in
this universe was the transfer total is it just Carol’s consciousness in there is that
why her powers don’t work I have questions and the 90s doesn’t have answers for me.
Tell me things watcher I need answers,
Number 2 – Nova – there has been more than one nova for our purposes we’re looking
at Eve bakian who joins the nova corps to prevent the annihilation wave before this
though she would be serving and pregnant like full on pregnant and taking on enemies they’re
doing the whole it’s fine she has armour on and that never fails it’s not like one
wrong fall would crush and kill her unborn child it’s all good cause she looks cool.
You have to be careful filming a movie with stunt doubles not the same as fighting invaders.
She would have a daughter named Anwen who would grow up resentful of the corps cause
it would take her mother away from her indeed eve would end up trapped inside the soul gem
and Anwen would have to use the stone to visit her mom see in the comicverse even children
can wield the infinity gauntlet take that mcu tony.
I’m so sorry I love you 3000.
Number 1 - Natasha Romanoff black widow – So in the marvel animated movies verse Natasha
marries captain America and they have a son james rogers in honour of bucky can you tell
this is a very different continuity not only has nat not been sterilized but they’re
naming their son after bucky in comics her ex lover.
Love it.
James made the leap into comics in S.H.I.E.L.D.
#4.
With the next avengers.
Ah the multiverse.
Also james is not an only child but he follows in their heroic footsteps hence he’s the
one who gets the glory and a special shield from tony.
So those were ten heroes you never knew were pregnant how many of these did you remember
what three you through a loop tell me!