- Let your ex give you a makeover.
They have to make it as ugly as possible.
Got dammit!
This was a trust exercise, Daria, and you just fucked it up.
("Ode to Joy" by Ludwig van Beethoven)
- [Man] Hi!
- [Together] Hi!
- I'm Daria. - I'm Tatiana.
- [Man] And, tell me more.
- We're exes, woo.
(laughs)
- [Man] You seem like you are doing pretty good
with each other.
- Yeah, no, it's good.
- Okay (clears throat).
(ball claps)
- Really?
Spread a condiment of your opponent's choosing
over your face like a mask for the rest of the game.
I can drink if I don't want something on my face
the whole time?
- If you're a little bitch you can drink.
- Shit, wow, you're gonna put like hot sauce, I'm gonna die.
- I'm not gonna do hot sauce (chuckles).
- I'm going go (mumbles).
- I would've put something to help your complexion,
I don't know.
- You're so, so sweet, oof.
- I'm gonna win, I can feel it in my bones.
(ball claps)
- How long did you two date?
- Two years.
I broke up with her.
- She broke up with me.
- I didn't break up with her, because I stopped loving her.
I broke up with her, 'cause it was just getting
to a very toxic point for both of us.
- There were just a lot of trust issues.
- Ooh (chuckles nervously).
- Beer pong? (laughs)
- I guess, this is what we're here to do.
(ball claps)
- 'Cause you missed this one, I'll make this one.
- I don't think you-- (ball claps)
(both laugh)
Apologize to your ex
for the worst thing you ever did to them.
Where do I start? (both chuckle).
- Oh my God, are you gonna cry right now?
- I might (chuckles nervously).
I apologize for breaking up with you over text.
Didn't know how to talk to you anymore.
I was scared.
And I regret it, 'cause it was such a meaningless way
to break up with someone who meant so much to you.
Have you forgiven me?
- No.
It's pretty rough.
- I don't expect you to, ever.
- Yeah.
- I really did my makeup for this.
I don't wanna cry.
(ball claps) (giggles)
(ball claps)
- How many people have you hooked up with?
- Two.
- Do you know who they are?
- She knew of one. - I know one.
She had a lot of girls interested in her,
she told me not to worry about,
and then she hooked up with one after we broke up, so.
- I didn't actually think
this was someone to be worried about at the time.
- Hmm, funny how that works, huh?
- (gasps) Oh, so good! - Oh, man.
Let your opponent remove your pants with their teeth.
- You want me to remove your pants with my teeth?
- Can you do it?
- Can you stand it?
(giggles)
- Oh god.
- Your thing has my lipstick all over it.
- I know, dammit.
- God dammit, this feels like a weird porno.
- I know (laughs).
- Why did I agree to this?
Yay. - You did great.
- Thanks.
(ball claps) (laughs)
- Yes, oh my gosh.
- Let your ex give you a makeover.
They have to make it as ugly as possible.
Could be like a trust exercise.
- Yeah.
So, I'm really good at makeup, as you know.
Let's do some purple. - Purple?
Just make me an Avatar.
- I don't like this blonde very much.
We're just gonna go green.
- This was a trust exercise, Daria,
and you just fucked it up.
- Just, yeah, oh yeah.
That's good.
Here you go.
(shrieks)
- You're gonna die.
(ball claps)
- Ugh, yes!
- This is so much beer.
(ball claps) (gasps)
- What did you think of me the first time we met?
- I thought you were beautiful.
I feel like I felt it, when I first met you.
I feel like I've loved you in every life that I've ever had.
So.
I think I saw you, and my eyes didn't recognize you,
but my soul recognized you,
and I was immediately drawn to you, so.
What did you think the first time you saw me?
- It was at a club in San Francisco,
and you were in front of us flirting with someone.
And then you just turned around,
you had a necklace vibrator on and you walked right up to me
and you buzzed it on me, and then you said, "You're cute,"
and then you kissed me (laughs).
(ball claps)
What the hell is--
(claps)
- [Man] Woo!
- Get slapped in the face with a fish.
(laughs)
This fucked up.
- [Man] Why is that fucked up?
- I hate fish.
Fish is fucking disgusting.
(laughs)
- [Man] Are you gonna be nice,
or are you gonna be mean with your slap?
- Um, I think I'll be nice.
(slaps softly)
(man mumbles)
- I feel like the smell will never go away.
- Was that overly mean?
- Pretty rough.
(ball claps)
- [Man] Ooh.
- Gotta chug that.
(ball claps) (gasps)
- Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it.
(balls claps)
- Let your opponent feed you three food items
of their choosing while wearing a blindfold.
- Yes!
- Let's do it.
- Okay!
- Oh, hot sauce! (coughs)
- I poured too much in there.
(coughs)
- Are you ready for the second?
- Yeah, hold on. - You chose this.
- Oh god, what is this?
What is this, what is this?
- What does it taste like? - I don't know.
Is this an insect?
- It's crickets.
Just have a tiny leg.
- Stop.
Okay, before we do this, is this the worst one?
- Probably.
- If this is anything fishy, I'm literally leaving.
I'm calling it over right now.
- Just chew.
(coughs)
(gags)
- Ugh, what was that?
- Sardines.
- You lied to my face, idiot.
- Are you upset at what she just did to you?
- That was fucking awful.
(ball claps) Thank you.
(chuckles)
- My hand smell like fish.
(ball claps)
I'm like not centered
and I don't know what the fuck is going on.
(ball claps) (gasps)
- Fuck.
Now it's like even, and I'm stressed.
- I was not expecting that (chuckles).
Who do you think is gonna win the game?
- I would like to win, because I like winning,
but I don't know, it's kind of tough.
(both gasp)
(horn blasts)
(applause)
(cheers)
- [Commentator] Good game.
- [Tatiana] Oh, I'm so glad you won!
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Should someone play with their ex?
- Absolutely. - You think so?
- You learn a lot and you get drunk,
and then it's a good time.
- What would it take for you and I to get back together?
- Ooh, a lot of time. - Yeah.
- A lot of healing. - Yeah.