Wake up! Get out of bed! Get going!
We have a lot of things to do today! It's the beginning of the day!
Go go go move move move now now now come on!
Wake up it's no time to be sleepy get out here let's go!
go go go move move move now now now!
Turn over there! What are you doing?
You're doing it all wrong! All right!
Turn over there, you're doing it all wrong, yeah you have to turn over there!
What are you doing?
yeah who told you you have time to read?
You have so many more important things to be doing right now!
You have to edit and that trash isn't going to take itself out!
Go go go move move move now now now
move it! Go go go move move move now now now
you need to edit the video faster!
okay I'm trying I'm trying!
You're not editing fast enough! We need to get a million views!
Take out that garbage faster! Yeah we told you to take it out weeks ago!
Come on get sweeping this hallway needs cleaned!
This hallway isn't gonna sweep itself! You missed a spot!
Go go go move move move now now now! all right
Come on you can do it faster!
Yeah come on you gotta get a workout!
I'm tired! I'm really tired! Get moving!
you call those push-ups yeah your knees are all sagging go faster!
Go faster work harder go go go move move move now now now!
This isn't easy! you gotta get your exercise keep going!
I suppose you're wondering why this is happening it's really all my fault it
all started a few days ago...
Reading a book uh yeah you need any help no I can
read any words you don't understand no do your eyes need a break what I strain
is a serious problem no I'm good it's that book appropriate for your age group
why do you keep bugging me trying a new kind of parenting it's called helicopter
parenting well that explains the stupid hat it's not stupid Oh helicopter
parents wear this kind of hat really no but if you're gonna helicopter parent
you might as well look the part what's with the stupid hat it's not
stupid daddy says he's a helicopter parent now oh great isn't it though I
was being sarcastic perhaps there's an underlying
psychological problem that causes you to be sarcastic or perhaps it's because
you're wearing a stupid hat it's not stupid I'm being serious here obviously
see at least Addie understands the severity of this situation pretty sure
she was being sarcastic - is that true daddy me sarcastic never see Jillian
Whoosh any reason for the sudden change in your approach to parenting I read a blog
well at least it's for good reason what are you doing young lady I was gonna sit
here and listen to some music with ear buds I don't think so
what's wrong with ear buds you could go deaf I'll keep the volume low you might
listen to music I'll listen to Kidz Bop did you finish your
homework yes all of it yes what about that
science project you were complaining about wait what's this about a science
project it's not due for two months no time like the present
yeah no time like the present Jillian let's start building that volcano
volcano aren't all science projects just models of volcanoes no in fact they
specifically forbid us to do a science project about volcanoes how about a
mouse in a maze I'm not allowed to use live animals either wait a minute no
volcanoes no live animals are you supposed to do a science project there's
always optical illusions I better pull you out of that school and put you into
one that knows what science is I'm not leaving my school over this I heard that
the cafeteria foods better in the next district I just want to be sure you're
getting the best education and getting your science project done on time okay
addy if you want to play that way how about your math test tomorrow math test
oh boy here we go is it multiplication tables that was like two years ago man
let's brush up on some basics what's one thousand two hundred and
eighty seven times four hundred and thirty-two seriously come on addy that's
an easy one fine five hundred fifty five thousand nine
hundred eighty four you got lucky wait are you actually saying she got it right
dang girl are we done here daddy why do you have somewhere you need to go I was
thinking of playing outside what alone are you insane
the yard perimeter is fenced and we have security cameras and our dog is crazy so
that's why no one drops by for a visit I don't know Addie I read in fretting
parent magazine that you should only let your kids play on a padded surface you
mean like a grass lawn I haven't finished putting down six
inches of shredded rubber mulch what if you fell don't worry about it I
fall all the time it's no big deal that explains a few things wait a minute
you fall all the time we need to go to the emergency room I'm fine how many
fingers am i holding up six what I'm just messing with you
don't do that if you're gonna helicopter parent then I'm gonna try my best to
stop you I like where this is going no you can't do this just watch us hey
daddy a kid at school called me a name who was it I'll call their parents to
talk about it was it Brad I bet it was Brad how'd you guess what did he call
you take a guess stupid face nope booker brain no dough head
no could he catch her nope oh I got one how about moose head no are you sure he
didn't call you booker brain no he called me Jillian you said he called you
a name he did and that name was Jillian that doesn't count
she is technically correct the best part of correct
daddy I'm just messing with you don't do that stop helicopter parenting men I'm
not sure I can at this point I mean I did buy the Hat hey daddy I had a
question about my college applications finally something I can apply my
helicopter parenting skills to that's a dangling participle huh
I disagree I think he was using the passive voice when he should have been
using the active voice what do you mean he should have said finally something to
which I can apply my helicopter parenting skills I'll give you that one
anyways what's this about your college applications I wanted to let you know
not to worry about them why not I already sent them out you what I applied
already Harvard Yale Gonzaga you name it Gonzaga you're telling me you applied to
all those universities without letting me review the paperwork paperwork what's
this about paperwork yeah man get with the times it's all online these days so
what did you send mostly a bunch of video clips of me being chased around
the house by chicken Addie that was your only shot Harvard and Yale will never
let you in based on a chicken video Gonzaga though hey Dad what I'm just
messing with you I should have known you would never apply to Gonzaga so are you
done with this helicopter parenting thing I guess so but what about the Hat
I even bought a spare one oh did you I think we can put those to good use
really it would make me feel better about the whole thing they're a perfect
fit what are you gonna do now time for a little helicopter children a drill
sergeant style helicopter children drill sergeant what are you talking about drop
me give me 20 soldier what do it
you can do it better than that keep going much better
pick it up soldier hey Addie here see that like button give it a click
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