Strings, you're out of tune!
Winds, you need to project.
Violas, your F is too sharp. Come on. Project more!
Project, project, project!
But we don't have enough strings in the section.
Don't have enough strings?
It's because you don't know how to project.
Get out of the orchestra!
We need someone else to replace him.
Who else doesn't know how to project?
Raise your hands now.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you guys sound like sh*t.
Wow! How do you play so beautifully?
If you calculate the phrase lengths that the composer
wrote and taking account the
structure of the thematic subjects...
The... *fast forward*
Hey, what are you doing?
Just experimenting with my contact.
I think I like a breakthrough in different
ways to make sound.
Are we rehearsing?
How long do we need to rehearse for?
Maybe 2 hours.
Bro, what are you doing? So much vibrato.
Don't you know Bach? You can't play with vibrato?
Have you not heard of historically informed practice?
It's just a little bit.
Dude, you can't be half pregnant bro. Just no vibrato.
But... But you do a little bit of a vibrato.
Bro, it's different. My vibrato is within the resonance.
Once you have - It's not like Baroque people
did zero vibrato. They used vibrato for ornaments.
But you can't, because your vibrato is like
not the right type of vibrato.
What am I doing with my life? I should be doing more
than just practicing right now. I need to leave a legacy.
What is the meaning of life?
I don't know but I know I should be doing great things.
Why do I procrastinate so much?
What's wrong with me?
*Sigh* I need to practice...
I suck at the violin, it's so hard.
Oh my god, me too! We suck.
But that's alright, life's about the journey!
Whoa, that was really good.
Yeah, you know you play so well.
Especially last few bars were so steady.
Imagine how much rhythmic integrity you would have
if you practice with metronome.
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
I'll practice with a metronome when I go home!
Hey, do you want to play for me for a little bit?
No, I wasn't able to practice my usual five hours a week.
I was helping a friend do an assignment
so I'm gonna sound really bad.
No, no seriously. You will be amazing.
Come on, just play.
Fine.
Dude are you serious? That was the best upbow flying
staccato I've heard ever. I can't even do that.
Hey, do you remember you said the same thing
seven years ago, when we first met
at the violin competition.
Uh... Yeah?
At 7 p.m. on the 26th of November.
Hey, check this out. I've mastered the Bach Prelude.
I can play it so well.
Nice.
Bet you can't play like that.
Nah.
No, seriously, give it a go. Try, play, try.
Oh my god, Paganini is like so hard.
Like he's so incredible. But I don't know why,
how he does it.
I can't believe Janine Jansen does it so well,
she's so amazing.
Do you know what I mean? Like - It's - I can't believe it.
Yeah, girl. I know what you mean.
Hey guys, I'm so happy today.
I want to share something with you - I just really -
I love chamber music.
It's just so great to work with fantastic people.
Everyone is so like happy. Oh my god.
And the food is - We should just have fun, yeah!
What are you doing?
Do you want to play chamber music together?
It's so fantastic. We can even eat food and play
like - After rehearsal, you know?
Very good, I want you for the next lesson to work on
the rhythm and also maybe more flexibility in the
left hand and less tension in the right thumb.
Okay.
Notes from today's lesson: I have to work on the rhythm,
my left hand flexibility and my right hand thumb
needs to be more relaxed.
You know, music is not just about playing fast.
It's about the meaning behind
what's in between the notes.
So you probably take a bit more time to express what
the composer really wanted in this piece.
These strings are old and out of tune,
I need new strings.
Why is it so expensive to get strings here?
Wait a minute. I should start a string business.
Hey.
What's up, brother? How's it going?
Did you just say you need new strings?
Yeah. Yeah.
I got a new string business here.
20% off made straight just for you, here.
- Wow, thank you. - Just $900, mate.
Thank you.
Good to do business with ya.
Alright, so we're going on tour, right?
So I'm gonna book the flights for us.
I need you to send me the passport information
and send me your frequent flyer points.
I also need you to send me three emergency phone
number contacts, in case something happens
with your family and your friends.
Don't forget to pack something warm because
it's going to be really cold so -
We're literally just taking a one-hour flight
to the next city.
Yeah, but you never know what will happen
so make sure to get me those numbers and
remember to pack something warm, okay?