- DON'T TOUCH THAT WOMAN, OKAY?
- DON'T YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON HER.
THAT'S MY WOMAN! - YES!
[jazz music] [audience applause]
- AND NOW...
FOR THE SCAT STYLINGS OF REX "THE BONE DADDY" RONSON
AND TEDDY "12 COMBS" LEWIS.
both: ♪ ZOO DO DWEEP BODO DWAPE, ZOODO DWEEP ♪
♪ ZODO BA DATIN WOP WOP WA WOP WOW ♪
- ♪ BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT ♪
♪ HOPPY GEEBO DERPA DAY
♪ YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A BUTT ♪
♪ YOUR BOP BOP, BOOTY BOP
♪ YOUR WHOLE MOUTH SMELLS LIKE AN OPEN ASS ♪
♪ BUTT, POOP, POO
- ♪ WAY WE VWEE VWAY, FAT, FAT, WAT DWAY ♪
♪ FATTY USED TO CHEWBY DOO YOU'RE FAT ♪
♪ YOU'RE A FAT, FAT FAT, FAY, FAY, BA BOO FATTY ♪
♪ FAH BOO BAH, FE, FI, FO FUM
♪ WHAT DO I SMELL BUT SOME FAT NEXT TO ME ♪
♪ THAT'S THE MAN, FATTY MM
♪ POTTY FOO FAY FE, FO, FAT
- ♪ HIDDLE BIT LITTLE BIT DIBBIDY DOBBIDY DOO LA LA DA ♪
♪ TEENILY WEENILY HODDILY HIDDILY LITTLA BITTLA ♪
♪ BABY PENIS
♪
- ♪ FEEL FREE TO SUCK IT
♪ SUCK IT AND SUCK IT AND SUCK IT ♪
♪ AND SUCK IT AND SUCK IT AND SUCK IT ♪
♪ FEEL FREE TO SUCK IT
♪ FEEL FREE TO SUCK IT FEEL FREE TO SUCK IT ♪
♪ FEEL FREE TO SUCK IT YOU CAN SUCK IT ♪
♪ AND PUT IT IN IN YOUR MOUTH ♪
- ♪ STOP, MOP
♪ YOUR FACE, YOUR FACE, YOUR FACE ♪
♪ LOOKS LIKE A BALL SACK
♪ NO WRINKLE DINKLE DOOS STICKY DOOP ♪
♪ BA DEE DO, WRINKLE DINKLE DEE DEE BALL SACK ♪
- [scatting]
♪ TELLENUM, TELLENUM, TEN OH, TEN, YOU A TAINT, YOU A TAINT ♪
♪ YOU'RE A TAINT YOU'RE A TAINT ♪
♪ THE SPACE BETWEEN THE BUTT AND BALLS ♪
♪ TAINT FACE, YOU TAINTY TAINT YOUR FACE IS A TAINT, TAINT ♪
♪ TAINT, TAINT - ♪ TAKE IT BACK
- ♪ NO, I WON'T - ♪ TAKE IT BACK
- ♪ I NEVER WILL - ♪ TAKE IT BACK
- ♪ NO, I WON'T, NEVER WILL - ♪ TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK
- ♪ TAKE IT BACK - ♪ NO, I WON'T
both: ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SON OF A, SON OF A ♪
♪ SON OF A, SON OF A BITCH, BITCH, BITCH ♪
♪ SON OF A, SON OF A, SON OF A, SON OF A BITCH, BITCH, BITCH ♪
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO FIGHT OVER ME ♪
♪ THERE'S PLENTY OF THE VA-GA- ♪
[scatting] ♪ GINA
♪ VAGINA
♪ THERE'S PLENTY OF, OF, OF
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
[laughs]
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.