woah woah woah woah
Hold on there, you can't bring that out the club.
Don't argue with me, give me that.
This is some fine china! Go on, scram. Get out of here!
*deep exhale*
oh
*hums melody*
Much better, much better.
Alright, I'll take somebody's uh someone else's ID.
Come on up, come on up. Why hello there.
Look who we have here.
I almost didn't recognize you under that disguise
Almost. You could work a little bit on the fake sideburns.
So, what are you doing trying to get into this club.
Well I'm usually in there myself, bottle service, dancing, but hey
I just need some quick cash.
I like bouncing. Usually I'm not a stickler for the rules.
The rules don't apply to me.
But, you know there is something satisfying about this work.
And it's just for a little bit anyway, then I gotta get out of here
hmm
Well, let me see your ID then.
Oh, going by that name now huh?
Okay. Well let's see if you're on the list.
Hmm, you're not. Well you could be for a price.
Come on.
Wait you don't have anything? What are you even doing here?
Alright, you know what why don't you just stand to the side
let me get a couple more people in then I can call Jerry,
I'll make him handle the line,
Oh Jerry will do anything I tell him to. Ah, simple, simple Jerry. Okay.
You just wait right there. Let me do my job.
I'm a professional.
Come on up. Hey what's going on boss.
Okay, you wanna get in? That's just fine can I please see your ID?
Thank you, and uh let's just check this here..
Your last name's Crumplebottom? Huh, family name, okay.
So uh let's see on the list.
Well Crumplebottom my friend, you're not on the list either.
What's that? Would I like to shake your hand?
I mean sure, nice to meet you, ohhhh
I see, um oh you know that is so funny
I just totally missed your name, right here.
Crumplebottom, easy to look over, sorry about that,
Okay, yeah yeah here's your ID, you go right on in, have a great time.
Have a great time, go on in, okay.
Come on up, come on up. Oh, you're Crumplebottoms friend?
Okay. likely story. Let me go ahead and see your ID as well.
Okay.
I'm gonna need to check that bag of yours.
Yeah go ahead, put it down on this little table right here
Thank you.
*shaking sounds*
Okay, see what we got in here. Oh.
What is- hiding something in here or what? Just, okay-
okay *paper sounds* *plastic sounds*
Free hugs. How old are you?
Aha! A weapon!
You're gonna bring this into my club?
Start hole punching people? I don't think so, I don't think so.
I'm gonna confiscate this one.
Why do you need a hole punch?
Okay.
Energy crystals? Yeah okay, I wasn't born yesterday.
I'm confiscating these too.
I'll try 'em later. Okay.
And, just a little-
Checks out. Well alright, I'll put your stuff back in.
Thank you for cooperating. Just trying to keep everybody in the club safe.
Put your ID back in there too.
Okay, well if you're sober enough to remember at the end of the night
you can come back and get your hole punch and your little energy crystals, okay.
Here's your purse. Alright.
There you go, go ahead in. Have a wonderful night.
Okay, alright *sigh*
This line is getting ridiculous. Okay, I'm not going to get enough in fast enough.
Hey, Jerry. Jerry. Hi. Hey. Jerry, can you take over the line here for me?
I got a
very rowdy patron here that I have to take care of professionally.
Thank you so much Jerry, okay.
Don't you give me that look Jerry, I swear to god.
Go let the nice people in. Alright.
Okay. I have a few minutes.
Why are you going in? Who are you here to see?
Oh, okay. You know you uh don't have to lie to me.
It's a little bit pointless isn't it? um-
Uh well, you don't have a hundred dollar bill on you do you?
No, I do not take venmo thank you very much.
I gotta stay off the grid. No banks. At least not here.
Well I can't just let you in. You're not on the list.
Sure we go way back, but I have to have a little bit of integrity here.
Okay, if you can...
guess someone's name on this list, I'll let you have their pass if they're not checked in.
Roderick Montgomery?
I would have gone with Sarah Smith or something a little bit- but okay you do you.
I see what you're doing. Roderick already checked in.
So you are here to see somebody specific. That's cheating anyway.
Wait a minute. Montgomery, Montgomery, is he related to that other Montgomery?
What have you gotten yourself into?
Oh my my, you're doing some shady work nowadays.
Dangerous! My middle name is dangerous but-
*gasp*
Maybe you're trying to seduce him. Not in that outfit you won't .
If you get on the inside that's what I would do, personally.
Or you're really not here for work at all. You're just
here to go inside get a little shot of fireball and dance to Lady Gaga.
Listen I don't judge, but why not both you know? Work and pleasure, same night.
Oh I did miss this scene.
Hey bouncer, can you let me in?
Excuse me, can't you see that I'm with somebody?
But I'm ready to partayyy.
Okay, let me see your ID.
Sorry about that, you are so right.
Go get it.
Oh my god.
*sigh* Alright, I'll let you in.
But I want a 50% cut of whatever you're making.
45, 40, 35, deal. Ah, pleasure doing business with you.
I haven't seen you in quite a while.
Well I'm sure whatever you're doing you're very successful at
and uh, I do have access to the security room so
don't try to sneak out of any of the emergency exits before you pay me my due.
I will find you.
Okay well, good luck in there.
Go on in. All yours.
Enjoy.
Jerry, I'm gonna go take a break.
I've already been working for an hour.
Uh, I don't really care that you got the double shift.
I am exhausted.
Okay, I'll be in the back you let me know if you need anything.
Or don't. Oh, did someone leave this here? Are you gonna have it?
Okay it's mine now. Alright bye-bye Jerry.
bye-bye