(funky music)
(suspenseful music) - I know a lot about you.
- Yeah, now I can use all - And can act on
that information. - of that against you.
Is Grant quiet?
- No, he's loud. - [Katie] No.
- [Ally] Grant's gonna have to wear a shock collar.
Can we get a bee?
- What, you want one bee?
- That's his number one fear.
- Oh no.
- [Ally] So he has to wear this all day.
- Okay. - [Ally] Through all meetings
and everything, and he gets three shocks.
- [Mike] Are we sure it's working though.
(Grant shouts)
- Oh stop it! (Katie screams)
- I didn't do it!
- God damn it!
(mischievous music)
- Uh, so, here's my problem with the West Wing.
(Raph laughs)
It's too... (laughs)
It's too, but seriously.
- Do you need anything?
Can you drink?
You think so?
- See what happens if you whisper.
Just a little.
It can probably pick up what I'm saying.
- [Mike] I need to lock down a title
for the flight shool series.
Very aptly misspelling the word school
in this show about how much you've gained
from your student loans.
- The dialog, it feels not real.
No one talks like that.
You have to agree that.
No one talks like that,
and nobody talks that slow.
- I guess dogs drink and they wear... (laughs)
Oh my god, but you don't have the neck of a dog.
(Grant breathes heavily)
Don't laugh!
- Michael Sheen is a very good actor,
I will give you that.
He did a good job as the vice president
or whatever the fuck he was playing.
But the rest of it is garbage, it's trash.
(Raph laughs)
- [Katie] Grant and Katie rent an apartment
in West Hollywood.
Is this a pitch idea or is this just a suggestion for us?
For how to live our lives.
I'm getting married, why would I live with you?
- So we had this meeting on the books,
and I offered to cancel it.
If you're going to write everything,
then this can all be emails.
Ho ho ho.
(Mike laughs)
Yes, yes it's Christmas time here.
Listen, if you're gonna do this,
you gotta at least have good handwriting.
- More honestly...
I'm so sorry (laughs)
I feel so bad.
- [Raph] Am I having ton?
- [Katie] I didn't clear that,
not...
What is that?
What does that say?
- Jesus Christ, you gotta start writing in cursive,
this is taking so long.
- I don't know how you laugh,
it could be like Santa.
Are you saying no one in the world
laughs like that except for Santa?
Why can't it be you too?
I don't know.
- I can see how it would appeal to someone like you
who grew up rich in Michigan,
but that's a very small percentage
of the American population.
Rich kids in Michigan.
You're doing this on purpose.
(Raph laughs)
- You explode.
(gasps) Why are you doing this in front of me?
- [Mike] When I was in beeth grade,
my teacher had to write me a letter of recommendation
for a gifted cump and she was asked for my greatest
weatiness, and she said my penmanship.
Ho ho ho.
Yeah, I mean,
I guess you haven't improved since beeth grade.
I don't know what to tell ya.
- Jesus. (laughs)
- Hey buddy.
So Ally is on the way to the DMV.
They left you a little surprise
for the end of the day. (laughs)
You coo it?
Who taught you to write?! (laughs)
(suspenseful music)
This way.
- [Carl] Hello everyone.
So, like I said, I am Carl,
I'm our bee wrangler for today.
This is Cheryl.
This is our Western Honeybee, and it is a worker.
So this is technically kind of a day off for her.
It is a fully functional bee that can sting.
They can be attracted to bright colored shirt
or dark hair.
However, they're not extremely aggressive.
- [Adam] Alright, it'll be 15 minutes
and then you'll be done, alright?
Bee's probably not gonna sting you.
(dramatic music)
(buzzing)
(loud buzzing)
- Grant, touch it!
- Hundred bucks extra if you kiss the bee.
(laughter)
- If I were to go get a tiny packet
of honey from the kitchen.
- Yes! (gasps)
- And smear just a little dab on Grant.
- You would get decked.
(laughter)
- Grant! - Grant!
(laughter) (buzzing)
- Look at you two just staring at each other
from across the dance floor.
(laughter)
(buzzing)
- What is he doing with his fist?
(buzzing)
- [All] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,
- Bee! - Three, two, one.
Yay!
(clapping)
- Take it off, take it off.
- Are there gonna be a lot of fucking surprises
(laughter)
in this fucking show all the time?
(drumming music)
- Hey what's up, it's Ally.
Did you like that clip?
Me too.
Just so you know there's a full 22-minute long episode up
right now on Dropout.
- So go to Dropout.tv and start your free trial today
to see Ally do this.
- [Grant] We are going to give Ally
an Oompa Loompa makeover.
- Fuck off, Grant.
(Ally laughs)