SO, IT'S DOWN TO THESE TWO.
NANCY, I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS ONE, AND I THINK I AGREE.
RACHEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, UM, I MEAN, THAT ONE IS PRETTY
BUT, OH, I JUST... I JUST LOVE THIS FABRIC.
SORRY.
OH, DON'T BE SORRY.
IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB TO GIVE YOUR OPINIONS
AND THEN I TAKE CREDIT FOR THEM. I'M KIDDING.
SHE IS KIDDING...
BUT DON'T EVER DISAGREE WITH HER AGAIN.
OKAY, NOW I'M KIDDING.
( nervous laugh ): OH, WHAT A FUN OFFICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE, BUT I DO KNOW I NEED A CIGARETTE
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE A BREAK, WE GO OUTSIDE
AND WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT WHEN WE COME BACK?
RACHEL?
YEAH?
YOU SMOKE?
OH, NO. MY DAD'S A DOCTOR
AND HE WOULD ALWAYS TELL ME JUST HORROR STORIES...
ABOUT, UH, GHOSTS AND GOBLINS...
WHO... TOTALLY SUPPORTED THE PRINCESS'S RIGHT TO SMOKE.
WHAT IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING, YOU KNOW?
THEY'LL-THEY'LL BE OUTSIDE SMOKING
MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS, AND I'LL JUST BE UP IN MY OFFICE
BREATHING IN MY STUPID CLEAN AIR, YOU KNOW?
AND THEN WHEN THE DAY COMES WHEN KIM WANTS TO PROMOTE ONE OF US
WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO PICK-- ME OR SMOKEY SMOKERSON?
RACHEL, YOU CAN GO DOWN THERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE. JUST SAY YOU WANT TO GET SOME... FRESH AIR.
YEAH, I COULD DO THAT.
YEAH, OR YOU COULD JUST DO THE EASY THING AND SMOKE.
( clears throat)
HEY, RACHEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT GOT KIND OF LONELY UP THERE
SO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD COME OUT HERE AND...
GET SOME FRESH AIR.
( coughing)
NANCY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FALL COLLECTION.
OH, GREAT.
SO, ANYWAY... ( coughing)
HONEY, I'M SORRY. WE'RE SMOKING ALL OVER YOU.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
WE'LL MOVE. YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.
Nancy: SO I WAS THINKING...
THANKS.
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU ARE THE BEST.
EXCUSE ME, CAN I BUM ONE OF THOSE?
YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY...
( both laughing)
OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S SO FUNNY OVER HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SMOKE.
OH, YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS MEANT MARIJUANA CIGARETTES, YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE, DOOBIES?
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "WOW, THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY!"
BUT, NO, ACTUALLY, I SMOKE THE REGULAR ONES
ALL... ALL THE TIME.
WE GET HIGH.
( stammering ): ME, TOO.
I'M KIDDING.
OH!
( weakly ): ME, TOO.
HOW DID WORK GO? OH, IT WAS GREAT.
I WENT DOWN THERE JUST LIKE YOU SAID, YOU KNOW, AND WE TALKED BUSINESS
AND KIM TOTALLY TOOK MY OPINIONS.
YOU STINK.
THANKS.
NO, I'M-I'M SERIOUS.
WELL, THAT-THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WENT DOWN THERE
AND THEY WERE ALL SMOKING.
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SMELL OF SUCCESS.
OKAY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THOUGH.
OH, MY GOD. YOU SMOKED.
( gasping)
I DID NOT.
YES, YOU DID.
YOU LOOK HAPPY AND SICK-- YOU SMOKED!
ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT I HAD TO.
I HAD TO DO IT FOR MY CAREER.
I WISH I HAD TO SMOKE FOR MY CAREER.
BUT IT'S SO GROSS.
DON'T... NO, WELL, NO, IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU KNOW.
IT'S... I MEAN, YEAH, MY TONGUE FEELS A LITTLE FUZZY
AND MY FINGERS SORT OF SMELL.
I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I COULD THROW UP.
OKAY, BUT YOU GOT TO PUSH PAST THIS, OKAY?
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET SO GOOD.
CHANDLER.
OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU SMELL SO SMOKY
I GOT... I-I GOT TO GET UP.
WHAT? I'M NOT KIDDING.
I THINK YOU SMELL GREAT.
SO, WE'RE DECIDED-- NO ON PLAID, YES ON PINK.
ABSOLUTELY.
I'M SO ON-BOARD.
MM-HMM.
RACHEL, DIDN'T YOU JUST LIGHT THAT?
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M JUST REALLY, REALLY TRYING TO CUT BACK, YOU KNOW.
GOOD LUCK, RACH.
I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT QUITTING LATELY.
OH, WELL, SURE-- EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT
I TELL MYSELF I'M QUITTING.
EVERY MONDAY MORNING, IT'S LIKE...
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, LET'S JUST QUIT.
WE'LL JUST QUIT. LET'S ALL QUIT.
IT DOES SOUND APPEALING.
I NEVER COULD DO IT.
OH, BUT YOU COULD. YOU CAN. ABSOLUTELY.
WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT.
YOU KNOW, WE COULD GET-- WHAT? WHAT?-- THOSE PATCHES.
WE COULD BE LIKE THE PATCH SISTERS.
WELL, YOU KNOW, WE REALLY SHOULD QUIT.
OKAY, LET'S QUIT.
YES. GREAT. GIVE ME THOSE CIGS.
COME ON, GIVE IT. GIVE IT.
OUT, DONE. QUIT. WHOO!
MY LATE HUSBAND GAVE ME THAT LIGHTER.
SHE'S FUNNY.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
OKAY, THEN. OKAY.