S: Today we have a very important task ahead of us
S: Hannah has forgotten what it's like to be a swimmer
S: From over a year of not practicing, so I have taken the burden on myself
S: To get her back into top swimming shape. Will she qualify for the Olympics with my help?
S: There's a good chance, only time will tell, I know it will not be easy
S: She is an obstinate and difficult student but I'm an expert when it comes to swimming
S: And I think that I do have the ability and the skill and the prowess
S: To get her at least like halfway to my level and then she'll be gold so here we go
[intro song] Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
S: Hannah, are you ready for your training to begin?
H: I don't...I don't really want to swim today, no
S: That's too bad, we do not have very much time, we need to get you in tip top form
S: That means bathing suit time H: Oh Shane
S: Now this is somewhere that I think you have a lot of room to improve
S: When you changed last time it was a little underwhelming, the way you jumped
S: I need you to put your legs into it, Like show them what you did last time
S: One, two, three...woah
H: What's wrong with that? S: You can jump so much higher than that
S: And having a strong jump is important for all swimmers
H: You know I have a bad jump, this isn't even like a joke, I can't jump very well
S: We've moved out here where the ceilings are a little taller
S: So that Hannah has room to really put everything she has into her jump right now
S: Hannah? H: What, you want higher?
S: Higher, better, faster, longer, taller, let's put our bathing suits on
S: Three, two, one H: Ready? [laughs}
S: Yep
S: Alright H: Was that better?
S: That was better, you have room for improvement, we'll work on it
H: Uh huh S: Now that your bathing suit's on, mine's on
S: It's time to get wet
S: Do you want to know what the real first lesson is? H: What?
S: You can't be a good swimmer without being a good floater
S: Step one, learning to float H: I think I've already got that part down Shane
S: Please do not disobey the way that I choose to teach H: Okay
S: We're gonna learn to float H: Okay
S: Then we'll learn to swim H: Okay, whatever
H: Are you also going to be taking these lessons or..?
S: [mumbles] I'm the teacher, I don't need to...
H: So you can float?
S: I'm clearly proving myself as the more accomplished swimmer of the two of us
H: Okay, great, this'll be a really fun day, Whenever we get these ideas for videos
H: You know like these kind of joke videos S: I love the way you're standing right now
H: I know that Shane is going to be extra irritating, he takes these ideas and runs with them
S: These characters H: These characters
H: So now he's going to teach me to swim S: [laughs]
H: Beginning with floating which we didn't discuss before but this'll be really, really fun
S: We have to have fun, I'm doing characters, that's the most fun of all
H: It's your expertise, I'm never a character I'm just me
H: and you are a character that just messes with me
H: That's your idea of a perfect video like I'm just me and you are annoying
S: [laughs]
[music]
H: We're here S: Well, small problem
H: Change of plans, the water is freezing S: This is part of the training
S: You have to, I'm just gonna shove you in H: No, please don't, it's so cold
S: Just gonna gently shove you H: Shane, don't touch me
S: You have to learn to swim H: Stop it, anyway
H: We had to add water to the pool from the hose and now it's actually warming up already
H: It's warmer than it was 5 minutes ago S: Alright so we just need to relax a little bit
H: Yeah S: And then your training can begin
H: Hopefully, I'm not promising anything
S: I wouldn't want you to be even the slightest bit uncomfortable during your intense training
H: That's very nice of you, I wouldn't either, I also wouldn't want that
S: Get in, get in [laughs] H: Get away from me
H: I've decided the water wasn't actually warming up my feet were just getting used to it
H: That's not good news for a swimming day S: I'm fine just sitting in the sun
H: I know, I should also tell all of you, sorry, the sun's right where the camera is
H: That um, Shane's nose was all white in those videos that we just filmed
H: You might have noticed it, and it's because he put on this super sunblock on his nose
H: So that wasn't like dead skin all over his nose, or some sort of part of him
H: It was sunscreen S: I do not have leprosy...yet
[music]
H: Oh, oh my god [laughs] Chloe? Hi
S: Alright so since we can't get in the pool, let's practice on land
S: We're gonna begin with some simple strokes, first backstroke
S: Move your arms in clockwise fashion H: I thought I had to learn to float
S: True, you're right, can you please lay down? H: [laughs] No, I was kidding, I'll do backstroke
S: Lie down, mind the dog H: Clockwise?
S: Clockwise, go ahead, good, now the other arm in the opposite direction
S: Good, imagine you're in the water, wider, wider, wiiider
S: Head left, head right, head left, good, good
S: Oh no, a shark! Faster, kick your legs, kick your feet
H: This is in the way S: Kick your feet, faster, it's approaching
S: Oh, you're too slow, the shark ate you, oh no, on the first day of training
H: Oh my god S: Okay
H: You know that's not backstroke right? S: Now butterly
S: You're gonna begin by putting your arms out like a butterfly, now in like a butterfly
S: Out like a butterfly, in, out, in, out [laughs] H: [laughs]
S: Oh no, another shark H: Help [laughs]
S: Faster, faster, I hope the neighbors can see, or at least hear me [laughs]
H: Oh my god S: Okay good, one foot up
S: Good, keep going, butterfly, keep going, foot down, other foot up
S: Down, up, yeah Both: [laugh]
S: Chloe's like, mommy what are you doing?
[music]
S: This video is a great example of a goal that Hannah and I....okay
H: [laughs], she's drinking, Chloe that's chlorinated, don't do that
S: Hey, hey H: She's just thirsty I think
H: Go have your water out of your bowl S: Anyway, Hannah and I have a goal for this year
S: To get back to our more authentic and original style of Youtubing
H: Yeah S: We watched some of our old videos
S: And could not believe how silly we were on camera
H: Yup
H: Yep, really weird stuff, almost too silly, a little embarrasing
H: But we used to not think at all about what we were filming
H: Because we didn't really have anyone watching, so we're trying to channel that
S: Well as we've grown, we've become more and more nervous about what people think
H: Yeah S: And that is not authentic
H: No S: You know we plan out
S: Like what the episode will be about H: Yeah
S: And work on it, and refilm it if it doesn't look good, Chloe's now licking my feet
H: [laughs]
S: This is a perfect example of what we're leaving in from now on
H: Yeah, that's fine
S: Anyway we had this plan to do a silly like, train Hannah in the pool
S: The pool was too cold, so we're just adapting, Chloe that feels so good
H: Oh, ew [laughs] S: Oh get those toes
S: Oh, Chloe H: Aw, lick me, good girl, thank you
H: She never licks me, anyway what's your point Shane?
S: Uh just that we probably won't be getting the pool 'cause Hannah's a big baby
H: It's really, really cold S: [;aughs]
H: It really is, it's too cold, and now the sun is off of it so there's no hope
H: But we'll do that video another day S: Another day
H: When it's warm S: But we're rolling with the punches
H: And today's a different video
S: Our goal is to show you what's happening n our life
H: Yep S: So this is what's happening
H: Yep
[music]