This is not even--This is not good. This is frustrating me because
Oh, there we go, now it's a tie. Draw!
Ok
I'm gettin' SHOOK
(Bryan): Shook-nasty.
(Matt): And h--
(Record scratch)
What?
(Bryan): What?
What did you just say? Shook-nasty?
[The Embodiment of the 80s]
Hello, and welcome to episode two of
W-W-W-Weird *zooms in*
weird, weird, weird, weird Websites *zooms out*
This is Bryan over here. He's--
(Bryan rudely sticks face in shot) here to heckle me
(SHOOK-NASTY MATT) How many times have I got to tell you
to not show your face
Today you didn't even do your hair!
And you think you're gonna be on my channel, dude?!
(Bryan): This is the look. The hooded-look. *shows self again, this time with the hood on*
(Matt laughs)
Guys, we're gonna take a look at ten really weird websites (11)
that YOU suggested in the comments.
So, if you wanna be a part of this series,
make sure you suggest more weird websites
down in the comments below. *gasps for air* And-
I will take a look at these
bold, beautiful
BOOTYLICIOUS WEBSITES (wtf Matt?)
Actually, we're not going to go into any of those websites
I don't know why I said that
That's not this channel. Sorry!
Okay? *o...kay(?)*
*Transition music*
First website is called "Movie Star Planet" *www.moviestarplanet.com*
This is like, a really top voted website
that ya'll really wanted me to check out.
Start by selecting a girl or a boy.
I don't know about you, but does that look like Miley
or--(laughs)
It looks like Miley, right?
I don't really identify as either of these, but OK
Woah, what's this? What is that? What even IS that?
I don't have many options for noses.
Mine's a wide nose, I have blue eyes, right?
Calm down, dude. Woah, jeez.
(Matt contemplating hair)
No. I ha--. This is probably the closest I can get, right?
Oof, that is not me. Random boy, OK
So, shirt top.
Stop. What is the leg spanking?
Stop it, dude.
Wh-Why? That's probably closest, right?
That's probably closest. I even got a necklace on, see?
But what does MSP mean?
Oh Movie Star Pers-- Planet (rich boy laugh)
Whoops...
Wh--! (Cringe noises)
No, I, no, no thank you
That's my, that's supposed to be me I guess
*Five-star commentary*
I'm gon--, I'm gonna mimic him
Ready?
(Luna's going to be so embarrassed)
Gimme it. *poor baby Luna*
(Bryan laughs)
*Leg spanking*
(Bryan): I guess that's how movie stars act.
(Matt): Yeah, man. You don't know movie stars.
They're a bit...zany
They're a bit crazy.
*Transition music*
The next website is called Procanitor. *www.procanitor.com*
so I-I assume it's- has to do with-
Procastinating...
*a moment of silence*
Procastinating? *laughs*
*eyes focus on camera* Procrastinating.. and cats. *eyes focus on PC or something*
sooo..
this is what we get.
we get a cat-
Just jumping off into the abyss-
poor cat,
just...
-met his demise.
who knows how high this is.
this could be a seriously high building.
I mean- this is a super famous cat meme.
ya' know?
so, show me another cat!
we got some-
*Bongo music(?) DOPE music with it.
*continues bongo music*
*Matt joins the jam* *Music gets even more LIT*
*Matt sways head to the music* DK music, am I right?
*still jammin' along* (Matt's thoughts: ok, relaxation over! focus on video!)
Next cat!
Oh. He's- he's real upset about that...
He's like, "*almost close to a whisper tone* enough! ENOUGH!" *fyi, music name is Wind of Change*
That is SO bad quality(?) *eye squints*
What- did they-
-zoom in on a GIF?
What is this garbage?
Man, that poor child...
Most of those cats just-
ob- obliterated that baby... (Bryan: *sorta laughs*)
that I-
TOO SOON TO WATCH, SON!
*Calm cat with a lettuce on its head, while the breeze hits both of em. while a mexican song is playing in the background
What is this one
This looks like my lunch... *your excuse me, what now?*
That's right.
*Transition Music*
Next wipe-site- *he literally said that, not typo* -is called "Scream into The Void" *www.screamintothevoid.com*
Evidently, you type your feelings in here-
-and then, you scream them into the void-
and THIS-
-could supposably be cathartic.
i-it's supposably cath-we- uh
Cathartic experience..
so that you can lift the weight off of your shoulders-
-of things that are burdening you, so...
Let me...
Think about what's burdening me right now...
-and let's see if this is- uh- a good experience- a healthy-
ya' know- mind...
-resetting..
state
that I wanna be in...
"type your feelings here."
*typing noises* *typing with FULL concentration*
*a male voice screaming, Matt slightly cringes*
*scream fades into nothingness and face expression shifts back to normal*
"Glad nobody read that!
*laughs* Whoops.
*moar tap tap typing on the keyboard* *facial expressions vary from here*
*clicks the "Scream" button*
*the male screaming voice is back* *Matt doesnt look pleased*
*yo?*
*string instrument song plays* *Matt gets into a more "calmer" state of mind after being brainwa- I mean screaming into the void.*
that's better^^
Bryan, what do you got here?