- I have a technique for eating them
- Psychotic.
- It is psychotic and it maybe should have
been telling for how I was gonna grow up.
- Is that a red flag? Uh-oh.
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- It's your boy, Tom.
- And your girl, Zeta.
We're out here doing another food related video.
Let's go!
- Categories - The categories
- [Zeta] Nostalgic, picnic, drink, guilty pleasure,
our favorite one from a video,
and our favorite date night snack.
At the end we're gonna decide who has the best snacks.
So first up-
- Our favorite snack to have on a date.
I went for chips because they're great for any situation,
but I know you love them.
So that's why I'd go for them
for a date - Obviously.
- [Zeta] When I go on dates, only with Tom, I really
like to share a piece of myself and I am part hash brown.
Of myself - And my chips.
- I love chips.
And the fact that Tom chose them for me,
I love him even more too.
- Hash brown. Well, okay.
I wonder what this tastes like - Ever had that on a date
- No, they're both good snacks
in my eyes. - I know.
- They're both good snacks - They're both great snacks
- It's hard to choose a winner in this situation.
- I think I'm just gonna have to go 50/50. I can't choose.
- I'm gonna have to go 50/50 as well, yeah.
- These are picnic snacks.
- I take a large plate of grapes.
Grapes are the perfect picnic food.
- I fully agree with that.
And everyone can pick at them.
They're delicious.
They're juicy.
They're fresh.
- [Zeta] Mine are dolmades.
They are a little bit like- - Random dude
- Juicy. Is it?
They go perfectly with like cheese, olives, crackers, dips
like on a platter, yeah - Really, oh.
- I also like grapes, so- - Yeah.
- These are perfect amount of firm.
Like I hate the grapes
that are really squishy. - Ugh.
These are really good grapes.
- Okay. We'll give that a sniff.
Smells like leaves.
Leaves and rice, as I understand it,
but something about it.
I don't know what makes these so tasty.
Ooh. Yeah.
It's a journey.
- Take me on the journey. What's going on?
- Well you're getting different flavors,
and then something else is coming through,
and then something else.
And you think you're at the end, but then bam,
something else comes.
I love these,
but I just think grapes are superior option.
- I love grapes,
but you're probably gonna rack up
and like five people are bringing the grapes.
I'm choosing the dolmades.
- We're up to category drinks.
My snack is a Coca-Cola because it's really delicious.
- I have sparkling water.
This is something that I've recently become a fan of.
Because we're all about hydration.
- Hydration is important.
- And honestly go off, but like try it.
Oh, I actually don't like Coca-Cola.
- It's like you versus like 10 million people who love it.
Coca-Cola man.
It's crazy. - It's fine.
- But I wouldn't choose to drink this.
- Coke versus water.
Let's see who wins this epic battle here.
Yeah. That's sparkling water.
I do like sparkling water
because it's- - It's good isn't it
- It's funner than water.
And is that-
- Water? - Sparkles.
- I think sparkling water wins 'cause Coke is yuck.
- Yeah I think Coke wins
'cause Coke is fucking way better, obviously.
So we're doing guilty pleasures
and we weren't allowed
to choose each other - Each other.
- So we'll have to keep it a food related snack.
- And PG.
So I've gone with a white Twix bar.
I don't like chocolate, but for some reason
I will occasionally like white chocolate.
When I feel like something sweet
I'll eat like 40 Twix bars.
- [Tom] So my guilty pleasure
is getting a slab of chocolate.
I will have like a layer,
I'll eat that,
then have another layer
then I'll eat that.
And I'll just keep going.
And within 24 hours I've eaten the whole thing.
- Okay, let's swap.
I have respect for Whittaker's.
I have respect for New Zealand,
but still hate chocolate.
- I'll just put it in my mouth
and I'll just let it melt until it's all gone.
- Okay. That is psychopathic behavior.
- I think some people, other people do that as well.
- Wow. The more you know, huh?
The more you know.
- Are you gonna do the leave it in your mouth then?
- Absolutely fucking not.
That sounds like my worst- - Why, try it.
- Tom, that sounds like my literal worst nightmare.
- Try it you might like it.
- I won't.
- Half a block.
- Okay, and just leave it in there.
- Yeah. Just let it melt in your mouth.
- This is love.
That chocolate real good qual,
but that taste (vomiting noise).
- We got a ribbed sort of- - Ribbed for your pleasure.
- Twix white chocolate bar here.
Oh wow. It is caramelly.
Is that caramel? - Right!
- It's crunchy, it's biscuity - Oh, yes.
I don't like this at all, actually.
It's not, I wouldn't take another bite of that.
(Zeta gasping)
- No.
- Well, I wouldn't take another bite of that
but you made me eat a whole block
so I think I win this round.
- I win choosing mine
so I think we're dead even. (Zeta clearing throat)
- Great. I think you can really understand how
our relationship works. - Yeah.
- Our favorite snack from a video that we were in.
- I've got potato gems.
This is from the drunk foods video.
- What shoot?
- The drunk foods video. - Which one?
- The drunk foods video- - Which one?
- The drunk- - Which one?
- The drunk foods one.
Potato gems, top three foods.
- Top three foods. - Yep.
- Weren't you with Coops in that video?
- Yeah, I was and that was awesome.
Coops. Anyone call you Koopa Troopa?
- No, you're the first, but that's very ingenious.
- I like that nickname.
That's really good.
- [Zeta] I chose a banana Paddle Pop
because I fucking love banana Paddle Pops.
And I'm gonna force Tom to eat them
so one day he admits
that they are the best ice cream of all time.
- Potato gems so it's good. - Oh, thank you so much.
- I'm so glad you've touched every single one of these.
- They're a great served with a sauce as well.
- With a hint of betrayal and distress
and love for Coops.
They're not bad.
- They're pretty good.
- I think hash browns are better.
- Okay. So we've got a Banana Paddle pop here.
I have had these before (Zeta exhaling heavily)
and I know they suck.
- They don't suck Tom.
- The smell alone is really, really good.
- Turns you on.
- This is actually okay.
It's actually okay.
- Okay? See, it is good.
- If you just take- - It's okay. It's not good.
- I said it's okay. - Yeah.
- But that's basically good. - Okay is not good.
- That's basically good. - Okay is not good.
- Okay is okay. - That's basically good.
- I choose the banana Paddle Pop
because I love banana Paddle Pops.
- Well, I'm gonna choose the potato gems
'cause they're one
of the best things ever. (Zeta hissing)
- Nostalgia. Tom, what have you chosen and why?
- I've got these wonderful little Sesame Snaps here.
This was something I had a lot in my lunchbox growing up.
- Oh little baby, Tom.
- Yeah. (Zeta making baby noises)
- I got a Sesame snap (laughs).
- I guess they're sesame seeds in a bar,
covered in this sweet sort of honeyish thing
to stick 'em together.
So they're really sticky.
- [Zeta] Honey Tiny Teddy's were where
it was at, for me.
Whenever these were in our lunch box,
like you knew it was gonna be a good day.
I have a technique for eating them.
It is psychotic and it maybe should have been telling
for how I was gonna grow up.
I basically bite all the arms and legs off
and then bite the head off and then eat it.
I've had a Sesame Snap before.
I'm not a big fan.
Ooh. They're crunchy.
It just feels like I ate a spoon full of tahini.
Maybe I'll dip it in coffee.
That might be quite nice.
- Ooh. That's a good idea.
- Mm. Not bad.
Not blowing my socks off.
- Tiny Teddy's.
Get a whiff of that. (Zeta sniffing deeply)
- Ah!
- It smells like honey biscuit.
- Yes.
- Which honey biscuit is a nice smell.
Strong person reminds me of you.
- Strong person. Yeah, me.
Actually, I would be in a fight.
- (Tom sniffing deeply) Wow, that's good.
Legs first, the easiest to chop off.
- And then the head.
That's it?
- It's like a sweetish biscuit, but it's not that sweet.
(Zeta growls)
Gonna dip this in coffee, like you.
Mm it's softer, it's too hard.
- What?
- That's much tastier, in my books.
- What!
- I'm going for mine.
- Well, I'm going for mine.
Well, that was an enlightening experience.
And I don't think that strengthened our relationship
or brought us any closer together.
Like I thought it would, it almost made us drift apart.
- It's very clear
that foodwise and snackwise, it's not a match.
- We gonna have to have some chats, I think.
- 'Cause if the snacks- - Don't align.
- Is that a red flag?
Uh-oh
- That's a huge ick for you because you are a big red flag.
- Yeah. I got a huge ick for you.
(both laughing)
- That kinda sounds like a good thing.
- Yeah, I know. (both laughing)
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