I'm Jordana, Beauford, and I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two actors in Long Beach, California.
I invested $100 in bitcoins
Two years later, I'm sitting on 32 million dollars
which really pissed me off because
33 is my lucky number
The light's not always fair
Boom boom BAM
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Bum bum bam bum bum bum bum I really appreciate you take
Bum bum bum bam with um with all due respect though sir bum bum bum bum bum I meant man sir
This is this what you do to keep going?
Kaylynn coffee my friend
That's the name of the game the game of the bird the word of the word
Alright coffee keeps me up keeps me woo. Keeps me wired open keeps me
You know GOING that's so practical kale body nourishment
Good for the stomach good for digestion keeps me you know skin glowing. May I have some?
No
You made me bleed!
Whoa
Thats how you do it!
Look nobody knows if the bitcoin is gonna go up its gonna
Go down its gonna go sideways down your mom's pants up and down and around her back. Why would it go in my mom's pants nobody knows
It's all a big shmilUzi
What's a shmilUzi?
Conspurize
Conspiracy. No
One second, be right back
Hi honey
Don't hi honey me were have you been um? I'm clearly working. Okay, I've been working. I'm in a meeting baby look
Why don't you go shopping take my credit card get yourself some stuff online?
Crypto for the whole day. I got an anonymous email from venom who's venom baby?
Are you are you serious really doing this right now venom who's Billy venmo, babe
It's a it's an account
You use to pay someone when you don't have cash you wires a stupid written on my face matter of fact if you look close
You'll see stupid written all over my forehead
I'm calm. Do you not think I don't know what the difference between venom and venmo is tell me whose venom
Yeah
Are you doing on the floor, I think you should start to consider investing alternative crypto assets, uh-huh, uh-huh
I love the sound of that. What does it mean? We're talking about a world of protocols?
Yawn just cranks it into a whole world of best all my money baby embedded coding. I'm a smart contract
See this is why I love you cuz you're just so smart
And you just know you know how to make me Millions. Don't touch me don't even think about it
Don't even reach over put the hand back on the keyboard make me my Millions
Yes, make me my million
then umm oh
How could I forget?
Baby venom is my my yoga instructor from from India. We don't don't lie to me. I do everything for you
What more do you want from me okay?
You-you-you don't work at the bank anymore
You spend all day using my credit card getting your little exclusive Superman spider-man comic book don't bring this up
You know that took me weeks to find that spider-man
Oh, I'm sorry. Did it hurt your little fingers when you're typing away trying to find it with my money. I feel so sorry
I'm I'm sorry. You know what I'm sorry. That is so straining on your fingers. I'm not doing this. I'm done
I'm done. I guys though. I don't know how to handle this anymore. It's over. I'm done
all right, yeah, but
Good afternoon or whatever good evening fine?
Sorry about that had to handle some business I
Think
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Long way round like
Those we come wrong song sorry umm just felt like that was where we were going with this I
Like that song
Lady like I was sure late. I think the market is
Not good Hey look you got to win some to lose some you got to lose some to win some lose some again and then
You win some in the end you lost way more than you want, but it's going up
By like point zero well, I'm not worried it's gonna go up. It's not though. It's gonna go up. It's not wait for it
It's fully crashed
Yeah, hey hey where you going?
Hey hold on uh
We're we're splitting the bill, right
We're gonna
Gonna, go hop
Okay, and blow some cash or something. I just don't
Oh
Denim babe, that's don't lie to me. Hey cut it out. Let me finish my line Oh
venom oh
How could I forget venom
Baby, baby, that's my do cos. Oh, let me finish my line
Let me finish my holding cooking finish my afterlife after yoga instructor, then you cut me off though. I'm not I'm not done explaining I
Can't sit down sit down so yeah there's
Funds that I shouldn't be seeing be renting your account that I ain't seen
I see you transferring. I'm not stupid I see venom being transferred yeah
Cut let's cut and do closer