Do you see the little children?
Yes. Fantastic
Erwin Sikowitz is the charismatic and eccentric Hollywood arts acting teacher all throughout
Victorious we see the great lengths he's willing to go to just to teach his students a lesson more
often than not the lessons Sikowitz presents to his students go beyond the realm of acting
but with this frivolous teaching methods comes an understated lack of boundaries
and with this lack of boundaries comes some borderline inappropriate behavior
how would you teenagers like to do something for money can we have some details first sure his
words may seem harmless through his eyes but let's not forget that he's a grown man that spends quite
a bit of his free time with a bunch of teenagers not to mention his um how you say coconut visions
yeah what's up with this guy what' sullied the sanity of the snazzy and scholarly Sikowitz
spontaneous and silly situations or simply spoiled coconut milk stand back while I Jaynalysize
There's not enough people with originality so here I am to save the day Jayniac
thanks what kind of sausage is this oh
just sausage yeah but what kind of meat is it made of ha ha ha unlike the other members of
the victorious gang Sikowitz is a teacher and a phenomenal one at that as of Tori Torture's
Teacher he's been teaching for 10 years which comes as no surprise when you consider his resume
he once played a character on the TV show City Bus Lights, he can play the harmonica and possibly the
trumpet, he's no stranger to singing, he writes and directs his own plays, and he's a strong
advocate for method acting listen I once did a show where I had to play a man in great pain
so to prepare I threw myself down a flight of stairs you wouldn't believe how many times I hit
my head because of this Sikowitz tends to put his students into situations he knows will make them
uncomfortable believing that it will bring out their true acting potential
but it's this very same belief system that causes him to overstep other people's boundaries
Tori hey okay drive-by acting challenge no groaning now let's see Tori you're a girl
shopping at a mall and you've lost your phone uh okay I've lost my phone and what's my character
you are an off-duty medical technician who is an expert of giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation but
what does that have to do with action okay well I lost my cell phone can you please help me sure
Sikowitz he was really giving me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation right he's playing his part
but stay in the scene action unfortunately this extends to how he treats his students
outside of his drama class Courtney Van Cleef oh no that kid's a freaky little weirdo
she's my sister I know I don't know why your parents didn't stop with you along with this he
seems to support the idea of Tori and Jade being a couple has anyone ever noticed that Sikowitz
always pairs the two together sure it could just be in the hopes that they put aside their
differences in the name of acting like when he makes Jade Tori's secret Santa in A Christmas Tori
but then in Helen Back Again he pairs the two as husband and wife all right Tori and Jade you two
are going to play husband and wife I'll be the wife yeah no kidding hey I am so honking happy
that we got married and then had this cute little baby I tell you this nothing on this planet warms
my cockles more than looking at this magical pile of baby right there and in Tori and Jade's
Play Date he pairs the two as husband and wife again I just heard your father's car now boys
no matter how narcoleptic he is you pretend you don't notice don't touch mommy Nancy,
boys I'm home and when they're unwilling to act together he sets them up on a date
but none of the strange behavior compares to his unusual attachment to coconut milk
and before I begin I'd like you to have these two large coconuts wonderful you know their milk
gives me visions I've heard as Sikowitz puts it coconut milk gives him visions what kind of
visions are relatively unclear the closest we get to experiencing what exactly Sikowitz sees is in
the episode How Trina Got In where after drinking spoiled Sri Lankan coconut milk he hallucinates
during Trina Vega's audition which ultimately results in Sikowitz approving Trina into Hollywood
arts which later results in Tori Vega replacing Trina for her vocal performance in the very first
episode so in a way neither of the Vega sisters would even go to Hollywood arts if it wasn't for
that bad coconut now as far as I can tell there are certain foods that can cause hallucinations
but coconuts and their milk don't seem to be one of them feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
perhaps Sikowitz is having some sort of allergic reaction to the milk whenever he drinks it or
maybe the coconuts he's drinking from aren't exactly naturally grown on more than one occasion
Sikowitz has gone on tangents about having no recollection of events that have transpired in
his past not to mention his stories of what one can only assume to be debauchery oh here
are the keys to the cupcake oh no no I can't drive that thing with you kids in it I have a
semi-suspended driver's license why did it get suspended well see I was driving through Vegas
with these people I met at the circus and uh circus people one woman had an extra finger
on her left let's not talk about it maybe his home life can give us a bit of insight
you can help yourself to anything in the refrigerator but please do not
look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom
with the little information given about Sikowitz's home life nothing is truly
set in stone that being said there are a few things of note when you pair everything together
in The Diddly Bops we get this exchange why do you have a woman's purse I don't have a
good Gandhi where did this come from and where's my dozen bagels there you are
ah my bagels sorry about the mix up there pull your head out of your pants bye mom
that was your mom no
which begs the question if it was his mom does he live with her or did she just drive him to
work that day after all he has a suspension on his license the only other relatives we're
aware of are his grandmother from Prom Wrecker I can do this just a couple questions please later
I really need to take my grandmother to the hospital oh sure okay oh my God I didn't know
she was here it's okay neither does she and his nephew Jason from Sleepover at Sikowitz
in the very same episode we see firsthand what Sikowitz's home looks like decorated in numerous
peace signs, posters, and a variety of art with this knowledge and a look at his fashion choice
it's safe to assume that Sikowitz was either alive during or heavily inspired by the free love,
self-discovery, and psychedelic offerings of the 1970s unfortunately we're never actually
shown the two women he's dated it would have been nice because it could open doors to help
us understand him better does Sikowitz date women that share his lifestyle and interests
or does he date women that have opposite interests maybe a bit of both we may never know
but what we do know is this when it comes to his students despite being a teacher and you know the
voice of reason he's never above being a part of their schemes like in The Great Ping Pong Scam
where I'd also like to mention that he tries to leave his students with the restaurant bill
not to mention the time he leaves the students in the room with the chancellor of Yerba
after Robbie killed his octopus he even went so far as to include himself
in the Cell Block challenge even though he made it seem like he was neutral
Sikowitz. Yes?
you helped the boys trick us absolutely look this turned into a contest between the boys and
the girls now I may be an educator and I may be your friend but first and always Erwin Sikowitz
is a boy and let's not forget the time he sang at Karaoke Dokie
Sikowitz really needs some friends his own age
how old is Sikowitz in the diddly bops we get this exchange
that guy's like 100 years old I'm 34. But he could just be lying maybe we'll learn more
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