Here we will explore true facts about the frog
Frogs are not merely proof that French people will put anything into their mouths, they are also amphibians.
which means that they're a bit wishy washy on the whole evolution thing.
Oh.. that was pretty cool... Did you see that? It has a transparent eyelid! Good for sexy winking.
The Frog begins its life as water larvae that resemble gigantic sperms. Which should make you appreciate how tiny our sperm is.
If our sperm was that big it would be uncomfortable, for everyone. Think about it. Now stop thinking about it you Perve.
After a time is a Spanish water breathing vegetarian the larvae undergo a rapid 24-hour metamorphosis we absorbing their tails growing limbs and lungs and emerging as graceful adult strollers.
Although now on air breather the frogs still relies on its permeable skin for oxygen and keeps its skin moist by producing mucus
Imagines sneezing but through your entire body.
That is how a frog do.
Every couple of days the frog sheds its skin, and as the French may or may not do, it eats its own full-body booger in public.
perhaps the taste of booger awakens a taste for flash for the adult frog preys upon the living.
Whoo! Settle down there spazzy!
luckly for this mouse the frog eats worms, and inse.... Holy Crap!
Strike that! Not lucky, not looking for the mouse.
Yes, and just like the French the frog even has a taste for frog.
when Kermit first met Miss Piggy He said, "Be careful I might eat you."
And that became one of the biggest miscommunications of all time
Right now you're probably, wondering am I a frog?
how could I tell? Here's a simple test.
Listen to this.
(Frog Noises)
If that turned you on, you might be a frog because all of those frogs where basically saying F*ck Me.
Except that last one he was just saying... (Frog Squealing)
After a female was chosen a male based on how loud he yells F*ck Me he climbs on her back and holds her very tightly and what is known as amplexus.
Ohh! that's sad. The little eyeball picking out at the bottom.
that's not where you wanna be.
amplexus sometimes lasts for days and doesn't really look all that sexy.
The squeezing however triggers the female to release earnings achieving fertilizes externally... messy messy a froggy style.
the fertilized egg lack a shell, and are fragile, and must be kept moist, and protected.
Some frogs take this very seriously.
the unusual sir nom toad. Yes toads are frogs, moves the eggs to her back.
the eggs then sinking to her flair perform safe pockets in which the larvae develop... mmmmmmm
That is very disturbing to me. I have nightmares when that happens to my legs.
Owww! You can see the moving, Uhh! Alright they're coming out!
Look away, look away!
I'm not looking that is traumatic.
Always remember, practice safe sex. Or your back Mike just get pregnant.