- All right, everybody.
We are back
and the world continues to be a little upside down.
Of course, amid all the challenges we each face.
There are still moments that make us smile
and we like sharing some we've had right here on this stage.
So here is another installment of Mashup Moments We Love.
(Rock music and applause)
So this one's all about the joys of parenthood.
Enjoy.
- My kids.
They're my, my biggest inspiration.
And I love them so much.
And we have such a great relationship.
- How are you handling, having a teenager?
I just wanna know for,
- Yeah
- cause mine's seven right now.
- But we have four and a three at one stage
and it was just like air traffic control.
- Once you're a parent,
you can't see through different eyes.
Other than that of a parent.
- Everybody need a reason to get outta bed in the morning.
What's yours?
This is mines.
- Are you happy that you don't have to
do homeschool anymore?
I know it was tough for you for a minute.
- Well, we still have homework, which is just humiliating
but she'll say, you know, you would,
can you help me with my homework?
And you should see how confident I am.
Every time I go, let's go.
And I walk in there and she goes,
yeah so we're doing these ratios.
And I go, what?
(laughs)
And then converting the ratio.
And then the worst is you'll have these like word problems.
And when I try to then break down the word problem
for my daughter, it's the most unattractive
version of myself that you could ever imagine.
(laughs)
- It's hard.
- I'll say like, uh so, okay, hold on.
So Catherine has five nickels.
So let's take those five,
let's just take those five nickels.
We're gonna put 'em over here, we're gonna set them aside.
And she's like, this is he?
He can't be serious with this.
(laughs)
And then I get frustrated and then I take the frustration
out on her and she's like, why are you upset?
And it's like, cause I can't do the problem.
- Cause I don't know Catherine, who has the apples?
- And then its and then it ends up just email your teacher.
(laughs)
- I have a one year old and almost four year old.
- Is it true though?
That you're daughter, I love this,
she confused you for the vice president?
- Yes.
So I guess?
- [Kelly] This is amazing.
I guess my daughter's like a little racist.
(laughs)
But she saw, so wait, we saw
she saw it was during the swearing in
and we were very proud and we actually,
we were lucky enough that when Kamala Harris
was still Senator in California she'd come over to our house
cause she's half Indian and we had done some Indian cooking.
So she had met her before,
but during her swearing and my daughter was watching it
in the morning and she said, oh look, it's Mommy.
And it was like, I'll take it.
Kamala Harris is a beautiful woman,
but I was like she really needs to get her eyes checked.
(laughs)
- One of them is seven, Izzy.
Izzy's in a little bit of a lying phase right now
which I don't know if you're going through.
- [Kelly] Oh, that's, does she, does she say,
oh no, I was just faking.
- [Josh Gad] Yes, yes!
I was just faking.
She says, oh just kidding or just faking.
And I'm like, no, you're clinically lying.
- Yeah you're a pathological liar.
- You're, you're sick.
This is a sickness.
But it'll be like, it'll be random stuff.
- [Kelly] Dumb stuff.
- Dumb stuff.
- Yep.
- [Josh Gad] Like I'll like, did, you just went
to the bathroom and forgot to flush.
And she'll be like, no.
And I'll be like I haven't done anything that small
since I was four.
(laughs)
So like, I know it's not me.
- [Kelly] It's you.
Your sister's not home.
Like it's not your mom.
So like it's you.
- [Kelly] Yeah.
- And she'll be like,
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Josh Gad] And then I'll be like
I'll find a way to prove it
and she'll go just kidding.
- That's, I hate that.
Kristen, is it true that your six year old leaves
you like nasty notes on your house?
- Yeah, oh sure.
Yeah.
- Wait, what?
- I mean doesn't everyone's six year old leave them
threatening notes?
- No, my seven year year old will leave notes
but they're always like hearts and like us together.
- No, no
- Nope.
Nope, no.
- No but it, I mean, sometimes she will do that.
Like sometimes it'll be like an I love you.
But most times it's about what stuff is hers
and what not to touch.
- [Kelly] Oh my gosh.
- [Kristen Bell] And so like often times,
- [Kelly] Boundaries.
- [Kristen Bell] Boundaries.
So this one, yeah.
This one that you're looking at says
Don't disturb Delta is starving to death.
Only mom can come in.
So this was over I think an ice cream trip that I was like,
no it's seven o'clock in the evening.
We're not going to get ice cream right now.
And then she decided, she was like,
well I'm gonna starve myself to death.
And I think Dad had said, no, we're not going to ice cream.
Which was why I was allowed in.
But usually it has to do with her candy stash
cause she's like candy obsessed.
This one says Delta's cookie don't eat it.
Or else dot, dot, dot.
She's learning, punctuation.
- [Kelly] Dot, dot, dot.
- [Kristen Bell] But look at the size of the cookie.
There was one bite left.
- She's setting boundaries at a young age.
- I'm raising very strong women.
- All right.
So here is to all those moms and dads out there
and our kids who we totally love.