It's still working!
Dude, what are you doing?
This phone. It's still working.
[Sniffs]
Did you drop it in the toilet?
No.
I put it in there.
I'm trying to break it.
Why would you wreck a perfectly good phone?
Cause this things an old piece of junk,
and I'm tired of Wilbur and his iPhone.
Who cares what kind of phone he has?
You know who I am.
I have a reputation to uphold.
I need the best phone in the whole school.
Oh, yeah. What was I thinking?
You got that right!
We got to get to class.
What's the rush?
Lance figures if he breaks his android,
his Mom will have to get him a new iphone.
No, Mom.
I put it in my backpack because
I didn't want to use that lunchbox.
Well, if it isn't Wilbur and his iPhone jr?
It's not an iPhone jr., Lance.
It's an iPhone 4.
An iPhone 4?
Really?
Wait.
The dinosaur museum called.
They want their phone back.
Well, at least I have an iPhone.
All you have is an Android.
and not even a good one.
wilbur, What's wrong?
You won't believe it DJ.
lance was giving me grief about my phone.
Just blow it off.
Nobody cares about what kind of phone you have.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
It does everything I need it to do.
oh. hi, DJ.
Hi, Olivia.
Rachel, what's up?
Oh, nothing. Science class, as usual.
Alright class.
Our next chapter is on insects.
Lance, You're late again.
Don't tell me.
Let me guess.
Your dog ate your homework.
No, I had to take my dog to the vet.
Oh, I feel so bad for your dog.
What's the name of your vet?
Because I want to check in on him.
No, no, no, no.
My dog prefers privacy.
Did you see they're doing teen night
at the Rocket Bowl this Saturday?
Cool! Are you going?
Yeah. I already asked Zoe Carter.
What about you?
No. I really haven't thought about it yet.
The first insect we're going to be studying is the Gryllidae.
Who can tell us what that is?
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Okay, Chip, tell us what it is.
Oh, it's a common cricket.
That's right.
Next Who can tell us what the smallest insect in the world is?
Wilbur's iPhone.
That's not an insect, Lance.
Now, Lance, let's keep the humor out of the classroom.
Well, I would...
but Wilbur's little, and he's bugging me.
Okay. Moving on.
Now, before next class, I want you all to go to the library
and research the smallest insects in the world.
Hey, Wilbur.
I guess you looked like a fool in front of the whole class today.
Don't worry about it.
He's just trying to get under your skin.
Hey, Olivia.
Are you guys doing anything this weekend?
No. Did you have something in mind?
Oh, uhh...
Are you sure you want me to do this?
Yes, there's no other way to break this thing.
All right, put it under there.
Ok. Wait for my signal.
Ok, come on.
Oh, no. Somebody broke my phone!
Hey, Mom?
can I talk to you?
Sure lance.
how was school?
school was school.
But there's this kid teasing me about my phone.
I think it's time I got a new one.
New phone?
Didn't I just get you one last year?
No. You got it for me when I was 13.
it's been broken for years now.
and I figured out a way you can get me one for free.
Free?
There's no such thing as free.
Yes, there is.
If we switch to Verizon,
they'll pay for me to get a new iPhone.
If we go with them?
They'll give you a new iPhone?
It's an incentive.
If you switch, they'll even give you one too.
A new phone?
Okay, Lance. I'll see what I can do.
Thanks, Mom.
Because this kid's really hurting my feelings.
Guess what?
My mom's getting me a new iPhone.
Can you handle that?
I thought you were more of an Android guy.
Who you think you talking to?
Android, iPhone...
I speak it all.
Oh, I wish I could have the new one.
All I have is my brother's old. Seven Plus.
At least you have a...
Oh look, if it isn't walkie talkie Wilbur.
what do you want lance?
want?
What does the man who has everything want?
Nothing.
You have everything?
What is that supposed to mean?
I forgot.
your iphone jr. probably doesn't get social media.
because they're all talking about it.
I'm getting an iPhone 13.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I've been saving up for one myself.
In that case...
I can tell you how to get one faster.
Oh, really?
How's that?
Well, get yourself an iPhone 9...
and then tape it to your iPhone 4.
and then you'll have a 13.
Good one, Lance.
So funny I forgot to Laugh.
Besides, there's no such thing as an iPhone 9.
You know, technically, he's right.
There is no such thing as an iPhone 9.
Well, then get the 10.
and then you'll be the first one to have a 14.
Are you for reals?
don’t listen to him.
Let's just get to class.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Dude, what's Lance's obsession with getting an iphone?
Yeah. He should just stick with Android like us.
Oh, you didn't hear?
We broke his old phone on purpose.
Just to get an iphone?
Not just any iphone.
He wants a new iphone 13.
Hi, Olivia.
Hey, guys.
Have you seen Rachel around anywhere?
Oh, Rachel.
She's at volleyball practice.
What's going on?
Did you hear they're having a teen party
at the Rocket Bowl on Saturday night?
Yeah, and I was...
kind of...
sort of...
hoping to ask someone.
dj, are you asking me to go with you?
If you're going to be there
and and I'm going to be there,
then we can both be there
at the same time.
Yeah, I'll go with you.
Really?
You know, Wilbur, you should really ask Rachel too.
I bet she'll say yes.
Yeah. Yeah, I was going to do that.
Except she's at volleyball practice.
Well, why don't you facetime her after practice?
I'm sure she'd like to hear from you.
Facetime.
You need an iPhone 6 to do facetime.
You only got an iPhone 4.
Yes, I know.
Well, then maybe you can Catch her at school tomorrow.
Maybe I will.
You need to get a new phone like Lance.
I don't want to hear about Lance.
Oh, my gosh.
Mom, did you get me a new iPhone?
That's right, son.
I took your advice.
Now, go ahead and open it.
Thanks, Mom.
Even though it's not the pro.
I don't know what a pro is...
but, I got you a new iPhone.
That's what you wanted.
Thanks. Now, Wilbur won't tease me anymore.
I'm sorry, son.
Kids can be so cruel in high school.
I remember that.
Well, not with awesome moms like you!
Hey, everyone.
Have you seen my new iPhone 13?
That's not an iPhone 13.
Yeah, it is.
What makes you think it's not the 13?
The 13 has three cameras.
Yeah.
Besides, on the 13, the cameras are arranged differently.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I special ordered mine,
so they made it to my own specifications.
Stinks for you, then, because
I already asked my mom for a real iPhone 13.
Well, you're going to have to wait a couple of years till the 14 comes out.
I already got you beat,
Walkie talkie Wilbur.
Alright, class, for this next project,
you're going to be taking Close-Up photos of insects.
And for that, I have this special close up camera for you to use.
Oh, cool.
Fun.
I want to do it.
Me too.
Can I use my new iPhone 13 instead?
It has a special close up lens.
Well, Lance, that doesn't look like an iPhone 13.
Besides, you have to use my camera because it uses film.
Well, it is.
But whatever teach.
Looks like she has your number.
Quiet, Wilbur.
Dude, Lance is giving you a
really hard time about your phone.
Yeah, I know.
It's really getting on my nerves.
Dude, not in the lunchroom.
I can't help it.
That's what happens when I'm stressed.
Well, you've got to figure out a way to one up Lance.
Yeah, the last thing I want is
for my nerves to get the best of me.
Yeah, that's for sure.
I can't believe Lance is giving me a hard time
about my four.
Four?
What do you mean four?
the iphone 4.
all he does is brag that he has the new 13.
He probably doesn't have a 13.
You know he's lying.
Well, everybody thinks he does,
And I need to one up him.
Well, how do you expect to do that?
The iPhone 13 is the best one out right now.
That's why I need the iPhone 14.
Good luck.
They're probably not even coming out until Christmas at best.
Well, you know, they got to be making prototypes already.
Well, what are you going to do?
Break into Apple headquarters and go take one?
Oh, that gives me an idea.
Lance, why are you FaceTiming me?
Because that's what you do when you have the new iPhone.
Well, FaceTime must feel pretty new to you,
But it's no big deal to me.
So, anyway, what do you think?
Is this my good side or is this my better side?
They look kind of the same.
Oh, so you think I am good looking?
Anyway, I was wondering about Saturday night.
What about Saturday night?
Well, you know, they have teen night down at the Rocket Bowl.
I was wondering if you wanted to be my personal waitress.
Are you asking me out?
because i’m...
rachel! I need you!
I got to go.
My dad needs me. bye!
Lance wants to take Rachel to the teen party,
but so does Wilbur.
But who will she choose?
Yeah,
Looks like water resistance is holding up
All the way down to 100 meters.
Okay.
15 atmospheres. will do.
hi uh...
Are you..uh...Chet?
Yeah. Who are you?
I'm Wilbur.
They just sent me from headquarters.
Headquarters?
What are they doing Sending someone down here?
I'm here to pick up one of the fourteens.
You know, the prototypes.
14?
Yeah, we don't call that here at the lab.
It's Project Mercury.
Project Mercury? Yeah, that's what I meant.
I'm going to need one.
I can't give you one of those.
It's above my pay grade.
You're going to need authorization from testing.
Oh, testing.
Why do you think I'm here?
Oh, sorry, Mr. Smith.
I thought we already tested everything.
Water resistance, performance, screen breakage.
What else is there?
I need to tested for...uh...
...sun damage.
Sun damage?
We don't test it for that.
Well, that's what HQ wants for the 14.
I mean, Project Mercury.
After all, Mercury is the closest planet to the sun.
Well, if that's what the honchos upstairs want
I'll go get you one.
Oh, no worries.
I'll just take this one here.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the 13.
this is the prototype.
Your insect pictures came back.
they’re on your desk.
And let's start with the presentations.
Rachel, why don't you go first?
This is the Cecropia caterpillar.
This bright colored, surreal looking creature
will eventually turn into North America's largest moth.
Excellent, Rachel!
Now we're going to go to Chip.
You're going to love this, teach.
So this is a nut weevil.
This particular bug loves hazelnuts, pecans,
and all sorts of other favorite snacks.
You got to be careful though,
They'll invade your food supply.
And that's how I got this picture.
It's pretty crazy.
Chip, Very enlightening.
Now let's go to dj.
This is the wooly bear caterpillar.
This little creature is so soft and dainty.
When it emerges from its cocoon, it becomes a tiger butterfly.
Legend has it
the bands on the butterfly can predict
how severe a winter will be.
The more black, the worse the weather.
Wow. I didn't know that about the weather.
I learned something even in my own class.
Now we're going to go to Olivia.
The praying mantis is just one of the most hard core bugs out there.
They kill other annoying moths and flies.
They have the best facial expressions.
And sometimes the females of the species
eat the males after meeting.
That's very interesting, Olivia.
Next, we're going to go with Wilbur.
This is the blue stinkbug.
Despite stink being in its name,
it only releases its stench
when it feels it is in immediate danger.
Just like you.
oh yeah?
You smelt it. You dealt it, Lance.
Maybe we should take this up after class?
Well, speaking of after class,
I have a video that I made of insects that I'd like to share with everyone.
Before we do, I'd like to see Lance's presentation.
My presentation is on this.
What? A pile of dirt.
No.
This is the common garden ant.
they burrow for their homes.
As you can see,
there are many presented here.
Wow.
You really had to go a long way to get that.
Like your back yard.
Quiet, Wilbur.
Before I make you move in with them.
Lance...
quiet. Before I give you detention again.
Now, Wilbur, I'd love to see that video you made.
Why don't you show us?
Why, sure.
Wow. Wilbur, that was just amazing video quality.
How did you film that?
Oh, I have the new iPhone 14.
I wonder if Wilbur can get me one?
Me too. Mine's only got three cameras.
Hey, Lance.
What?
Did you hear?
Wilbur's got a new iPhone 14!
Yeah! He's the only one in school.
Yeah, I know. The question is how did he get one?
He's got to have some sort of contact at apple.
It must be a prototype.
Really? How can you tell?
That's easy. They're usually marked somewhere.
Yeah. It says top secret or pre-production
or something like that on the side.
Oh, really. Well I'm going to find out.
Hey, Wilbur.
What do you want, Lance?
Let me see that phone.
I'm not going to give you my phone.
Wait a minute.
Whose picture is that?
Is that Rachel?
Oh, yeah, it is Rachel.
We've been FaceTiming...
...about school.
And based on these messages,
it looks like it's a lot more than just school.
I don't think so.
We're not dating.
I knew it!
He's my boyfriend.
I can't believe this. How does he rate?
Well, you could wait a couple of years and get one yourself.
He's got you there.
I was talking about the girl.
Turns out people don't care what kind of phone you have.
They like you for you.