hi I'm Roger and I'd like to offer you a
respite from your life do you like video
games or failing that are you
psychologically addicted to video games
because we manufactured them with
built-in reward systems designed to
activate the pleasure centers in your
brains great then you'll love our new
game there's generally where I'd cut to
some really impressive footage but we
both know that any clips I show you
won't actually be in the game the video
game footage we show in trailers and at
gaming convention is in no way
representative of the actual gameplay in
the game itself it's just an expensive
little movie that you will never be able
to play footage from the actual game is
worse how worse buy the game and find
out but before you do there's something
else I'd require you to buy you're going
to need a new video game system not just
any video game system but a video game
system that's more or less like any
video game system there's Hortens
reality escaping electric brick I know
what you really want is the game I just
talked about and I know you probably
have a version of whorton's reality
escaping electric brand but you need the
current one unless you're fine playing
five-year-old games that were designed
specifically to fail after a certain
amount of time will of course have a new
electric brick coming out but that's at
least two years away so just buy this
one now when it comes to graphics the
ones on Hortons reality escaping
electric brick sure are subjectively
comparable to what you'd expect for
whatever year it is it's got a good
amount of the major games you'd want
plus some of our own some of the games
are great most of them are alright but
in general they're all just mostly
identical installments and one of the
three types of video games that exists
now but you know it's still a perfectly
acceptable way to escape the crushing
truths of reality and hey if you don't
like games
we got Netflix on this thing but you
probably do like
gay so here try this one it's a zombie
munching bloody things I'm told it's
exactly fine you can get it on your
Playstation your Xbox or hey you why not
try it on Orton's brand electric break
I'd show you some footage of people
playing a game but I can't because the
games not ready yet it won't be ready
when you preorder it either and heck or
hell if you prefer it won't even be
ready when you play it you see we
learned a long time ago that we can make
lots of new games or we can just keep
charging you to download more of the
same game assuming we call it bonus
material or the DLC and we chose the
latter option the option that requires
less work on our part the only real
innovation happening in games now is
centered around sales we've got a team
of dedicated researchers and scientists
working round the clock to come up with
new and exciting ways to take your money
video games with subscriptions oh
somebody thought of that early access
that's another one we found that we can
take a game that is unfinished and
you'll still pay the full price for it
so long as we call it early access
you're paying for the privilege of
playing a broken game hello keep it up
oh and you you too you also keep it uh
keep on buying our video games and video
game systems even though they're all
mostly identical because you pretty much
have to and if you don't know now you
know I'm Roger
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