- Bye scary dinosaur!
- [Dad] Roar!
(water splashes)
- [Dad] Yeah! - [Adley] Yeah!
- Three, aw!
(water splashes)
- [Adley] Yum!
- Can I have a bite? - Niko, do you want a bite?
(drum thudding)
- [Dad] Do you want a bite?
It's yummy!
(dad eating loudly)
- [Mom] Oh!
- [Dad] Hey, you get back here! (both laughing)
- [Adley] Hey, oh! - [Dad] You crazy baby,
he's escaping!
- We're in California,
we're gonna give you a tour everywhere.
- [Dad] All right.
- [Adley] Ring the doorbell.
- [Dad] Oh, a doorbell.
I like your shirt.
- [Adley] Here's Mommy. - Oh, come in.
- [Dad] Oh, hi, welcome to our family hotel.
- So this is our kitchen. - [Mom] Come in!
(dad laughs)
- This is our fridge.
- [Dad] With one pizza in it from last night.
- And one Gatorade.
(dad laughs)
- That's not right.
- This is under our sink.
This is our sink.
Our stove.
These are a kind of drawers.
Well it's kind of messy.
- [Dad] This is our messy table.
Good morning kiddos.
- [Mom] Good morning.
- And this is our living room.
- [Dad] Wow, pretty!
- [Adley] And mom and dad's room and my room.
So this is our room - [Dad] Oh,
so you slept with us?
- Yeah. - [Dad] Oh yeah, I remember.
- Don't be mad.
- [Dad] All right, so what are we doing today, girl?
- Oof! - [Dad] Ah!
- I forgot I buy this.
- [Dad] What is it?
- A mini golden doodle.
- [Dad] It's a mini golden doodle?
- Yeah.
- [Dad] It's very purpley instead of golden.
- It likes to be a purple.
- [Dad] Hey, Niko!
You know what we're doing today?
- [Dad] You know what we're doing?
- Oh, we're gonna have to see.
It's gonna be fun. - Surprises.
You ready to get out of here?
(dad gasps)
Are you putting on make-up?
- [Mom] Adley!
- [Dad] Looking cute.
A'ight, let's roll, guys.
To the adventure!
(Adley hums)
(Niko laughs)
- Bye!
- Oh, did you get the vlog?
- [Dad] Thank you, let's go!
Niko, come on, it's a hallway!
Don't get distracted by leaves.
Or secret passage ways.
- [Niko] Woo! - [Dad] Woo!
Me and Niko, we're on a little nature hike
'cause he didn't want to go inside again.
(Nico cries) - [Dad] Too much nature?
(crunching leaves)
All right, we're back.
- Daddy.
- What? - [Mom] Good luck with that.
- [Dad] Are you walking up that? Argh!
- [Adley] Daddy can you hold my snuglet?
- [Dad] That's a good idea.
- [Mom] What if I help Adley and you help Niko?
- [Adley] No, I'm going to help myself.
- Okay. - Adley can help herself, mom.
Good job!
Can you help yourself too?
(Niko whines)
- [Dad] I don't want your knees to get hurt.
You made it all the way to the top!
Maggie did it too.
Good job girls.
- [Mom] Snuglet?
I love that thing.
- [Adley] Daddy, I found a leaf.
A strong leaf.
- [Dad] Man, this is more fun than the park.
Let's just play on the sidewalk all day.
- [Niko] Ah!
- [Mom] There's a hill.
Slow down.
- [Dad] It's like a hallway.
Outside.
We got a full crew.
It's going to be a good best day ever, guys.
- [Driver] Cheese McGriddle.
- [Dad] Has everybody ordered?
Adley do you need anything? - [Driver] And a strawberry
banana smoothie.
- [Adley] I want a pancake. - [Driver] Medium, medium.
- [Dad] Pancakes? - [Driver] When you see
our van, you'll understand.
(laughs)
- We did it.
Mission accomplished.
This is a beautiful drive-thru, by the way.
This is like a Jurassic Park drive-thru.
(suspenseful music)
- This is a ride.
We're going to go back and do this again. (laughs)
- [Dad] You still awake, bud?
Is his hat sideways and cool? - Stay awake, It's sideways.
- [Dad] Good.
- Holy smoothies. - Oh yeah.
- [Dad] I don't even know... Okay, yep, that's a bad idea.
- [Driver] We tried to go to two.
- [Dad] More food!
That is heavy!
Wow! Pass it to Spence. - [Mom] I'll let you
guys go through that.
(laughs)
- Let the buffet begin.
[Dad] Are you guys eating?
- [Adley] Pancake. - [Mom] Kind of.
- [Dad] Eat your pancakes.
They go in your mouth not on your face.
(laughs)
- I told her if she eats these pancakes,
she might grow two inches,
so she could ride some big rides.
- Yeah, Adley was a inch away from riding
the big kid rides.
So, eat a lot of pancakes, deal?
- No! - Yes!
Does anyone know where to go?
Adley, where do we go?
- I don't know.
- [Dad] Are you feeling nice and relaxed, though?
- Yeah.
- You look like you're at swimming lessons, floating.
(laughs)
- [Dad] Swim all the way to the goggles. Kick, kick , kick.
- We're reversing all the way back.
- [Dad] Oh yeah, look we got a nice LED screen here.
Whoa, this is fancy.
- Woodpecker!
- [Dad] Yeah.
We made it!
- I vote we go see Woody the Woodpecker again!
- [Dad] (laughs)
Why do you like Woody the Woodpecker so much,
all the sudden?
Have you ever watched a Woody the Woodpecker show?
- Yeah. - [Dad] What does he do?
- Sometimes, he just takes things from people like,
"Oh, thank you."
[Adley] I'm running away, "Bye!"
(Woody laugh)
(laughs)
Is that what Woody the Woodpecker does?
I don't think I even know what Woody the Woodpecker does.
You ready for another best day ever?
- Yes. - Another day at Universal,
and then we're going to go back and hit the pools.
And our hotel has some cool stuff.
- Pools!
- And then tomorrow's best tomorrow ever...
- [Mom] Ssh!
- We're going somewhere new and fun.
And we're bringing you guys,
so keep sticking around.
- Look, it's Shrek!
- [Dad] Shrek?
Shrek and Princess Fiona?
- Hello!
Oh, I love your red hair!
Thank you!
- Yeah!
- [Dad] Aw! Good job girlie!
We always walk in right when the characters are coming out.
It's perfect!
And Niko's still with his best bud.
- Yeah! - [Dad] You having fun Niko?
(laughs)
Dude, these shoes!
- The hat is just slowly turned backwards.
- [Dad] Yeah, now it's all the way backwards.
It keeps getting more and more gangster as the day goes.
His hat does like a full 360 throughout the day.
(high energy rock music)
- Dinosaur!
Let's check it out.
- [Dad] Whoa!
(high pitch roar)
- Whoa! That's a scary dinosaur, huh?
(background chatter)
Should we go on the dinosaur ride?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's get out of here.
Bye scary dinosaur.
- Bye scary dinosaur. - [Dad] Let's get out of here.
- [Adley] Oh, I see mom!
Let's go tell her that we saw
it was a real scary dinosaur.
- [Dad] Yeah, let's tell her.
- [Adley] Mom, guess what?
We saw a real scary dinosaur!
- [Mom] You did?
- [Adley] Yeah, it was a scary one.
- [Mom] Guess what?
I saw a peek of it,
and I went away,
because I thought Niko would be scared.
- Oh.
- [Dad] I bet Niko would have been scared, huh?
Me and Adley were really brave though, huh?
[Dad] You were brave.
- I didn't want to get close to it,
because it was kind of scary.
- [Dad] Yeah.
- [Dad] Yep!
(somber music)
Adley was like a inch away from riding the big kid rides,
so eat a lot of pancakes, deal?
- No!
- [Dad] Ready?
- Ready.
- Spooky.
(fast-paced rock music)
- [Mom] Oh!
(fast-paced rock music)
- [Dad] Ah!
(fast-paced rock music)
- [Mom] Mist.
It's misty.
(fast-paced rock music)
(high pitched roar)
(low roar)
- Ah!
(fast-paced rock music)
(laughs)
- [Dad] That was awesome!
Wow!
Vlog, you guys got wet!
- The stairs, we just saw that real guy.
[Adley] He was real.
- That guy? - Yeah.
- [Dad] That's where mom is.
Mom and the rest of the crew are on the Transformers ride,
and Adley, Niko, and Mr. Mom, and Mr. Mom two
are taking care of the kids for a minute.
[Dad] All right, what's our mission?
- We're going to go find some other churros,
because these sold out of all the other churros.
- Adley loves churros.
They sold out of all the churros,
so we're on a churro mission.
[Dad] Is he good?
- [Isaac] How does this buckle?
- [Dad] It's confusing. You have to be a real dad.
Around the side here...
Dude, wait, no, no, no.
It goes through here.
- [Isaac] Oh, okay.
And this one?
- [Dad] No, no, no, and into the middle.
No, no, no, the side. - Okay.
- [Dad] All right, we're 50% done.
Look at this, I'm training you to be a dad someday.
- [Isaac] Niko's like, "What is taking so long?"
[Isaac] There we go.
- [Dad] Okay.
- We've done it!
- You are going to be a good dad
someday, sir. - Yes!
- What can I get you started?
- A churro!
- And can I get one too? - Yes!
- So how many? - Two.
- Oh, should we get one
for Isaac and Niko? - Yeah.
- [Dad] So how many?
- Three
- [Dad] Three churros!
Good idea!
This is going to be delicious!
Thank you.
Aw, yeah girl!
We got some churros!
- [Isaac] Aw, thank you!
- [Dad] Good spot?
- And this is my drink and this is...
- [Dad] Good job!
Churro cheers!
- Da Ding.
- [Dad] Niko, do you want a bite? It's yummy.
(Dad chewing)
Hey, give it back!
Boom!
Look at that!
Five to zero!
Yo, we're beating G2 right now,
which means, we're going to the world championship!
[Dad] Babe, we won!
- Woo Hoo! (Punches)
- I'm so happy right now.
Let's eat lunch.
(rhythmic electric guitar music)
- All right, what are we watching?
- We're watching all the animals!
- Yeah, they're going to do a show.
- Oh, there go the chickens! - Chickens!
- A chicken!
- [Mom] Where is he going?
(laughs)
(rhythmic electric guitar music)
(laughs)
(rhythmic electric guitar music)
[Announcer] Excellent climb for Trevor!
[Crowd] (cheers)
(rhythmic electric guitar music)
- [Mom] Oh!
[Announcer] Oh, slow down, Pete!
- (mumbles)
(laughs)
- [Mom] How cute.
(rhythmic electric guitar music)
[Crowd] Ah!
- [Dad] Whoa! That was way fun!
- I liked it when the birds flied out.
- I thought the birds were going to get us.
- Yeah.
- That was fun.
- [Mom] All right. - Yeah.
- Have the best day ever!
- Yeah!
- Thank you so much! - Thanks for being there!
- It's Olaf.
He's melting.
- [Dad] I don't think that's Olaf.
- It is!
- That's a scary Olaf.
- Yeah, but look, it has a carrot,
so it's Olaf.
- [Dad] (laughs)
His name's Alex.
- Like your friend.
- Yeah, like Alex.
- Hi!
- Whoa, that's a big high five!
- [Mom] Give him a high five.
Yea, good job! - Yea!
[Dad] Hey, where are you girls going?
- To get a donut.
- [Dad] To get a donut?
- I want a pink one, yep.
- [Dad] Those donuts are giant!
That's bigger than your whole head.
Can that fit in your belly? - Yeah!
- I'm going to shove the whole thing in my mouth, watch.
- [Dad] (laughs)
- I want a sprinkle donut,
please. - [Cashier] Okay.
- Thank you.
- [Cashier] You're welcome, be careful.
- [Dad] Holy cow!
- Look at my donut!
- Oh my gosh!
- [Dad] Ginormous!
- [Mom] It's bigger than your head Adley!
- (Adley eating)
- [Dad] Oh wow! Is it yummy?
- Yeah, my bite is right here.
(laughs)
- [Dad] That's your bite?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Dad] You're going to need to do a lot of bites.
- Mm-hmm.
- [Dad] Okay, the biggest dinosaur bite, ever!
- [Mom] Oh!
- [Dad] (laughs)
- [Mom] Yeah!
- That was a way big bite. - Oh my gosh!
- Can I have a slice? - Niko, do you want a bite?
- [Mom] Ah! (laughs)
- [Dad] It's yummy!
(Dad eating)
- [Mom] Oh!
(laughs)
- [Mom] He's like, "Oh, that's pretty good!"
- [Dad] (laughs)
- I want to do one more hide and seek before we go.
- [Mom] Okay, one more.
- You count.
- I'll count. - Isaac's counting.
- I'm hiding! - Niko, should we go hide?
Come on.
(Niko screams)
- [Dad] Hurry, hide, hide, hide!
Oh, you guys are in the bathtub.
That's a good spot.
- [Isaac] Under the bed?
- [Niko] Quack, quack, quack.
- [Isaac] Nope.
Whoa, who did I just...
Niko!
- [Mom] (laughs)
- [Dad] Hey!
- [Mom] He's like, "Surprise, I found you!"
(Isaac groans)
- [Dad] He likes getting found.
Good job!
- [Isaac] We got to find Adley. Where's Adley?
- [Dad] Where is she?
(Niko screams)
- [Mom] Oh my gosh,
he went right to where she hid last time.
- [Dad] Nope, nope, not there.
- [Mom] Oh, and then she hid over there.
- [Niko] Quack!
- Nope. - Nope, nope.
- [Dad] Let's go find her!
- [Niko] Quack, ah, quack, quack, quack.
- [Dad] Hey, we found them!
Good job Niko Bear! - [Isaac] Good job!
- [Dad] All right, should we go swimming now, guys?
- Yeah!
- [Dad] I got my watermelon swimsuit.
The same swimsuit I've been wearing for the past five years.
I love it!
- [Isaac] Let's roll!
(suspenseful chord)
(laughs)
- [Dad] Let's roll.
- Let's roll.
I'm ready to roll. - [Dad] You ready to roll?
- I'm ready to roll. - Are you ready to roll?
- Ready to roll. - Ready to roll!
- Ready to roll!
- Lots of people ready to roll.
- [Adley] Dinosaur print.
- [Dad] The dinosaur footprint?
- Yeah.
Oh, that's it.
That's a dinosaur print.
- [Dad] Oh, a footprint.
- Yeah.
- [Dad] I think you got dinosaurs on the mind, girl.
- [Adley] Baby dinosaur footprint!
- [Dad] Yeah, I think those are leafs. Let's keep going.
(laughs)
And don't trip.
I bet we're like the only one's here.
- [Adley] Whoa!
- [Dad] This place is humongous!
- Oh, there's nobody here in this one.
Should we go in this one?
- [Dad] Yeah, we have our very own pool.
- [Mom] Guys, we can't go in that pool,
because it's the quiet pool.
- [Dad] Oh!
- I want the loud pool.
- [Dad] Let's keep exploring all the pools.
Oh, there's a beach ball.
This looks like a fun pool.
What?
Uh-oh, now we have to get in.
- [Adley] Okay, I'll do this one.
- [Dad] All right.
Pool to ourselves.
- [Mom] Woo hoo!
- [Dad] This feels so good.
Oh, good job girl!
Ah-ha!
(Adley splashes) Do you want to see what I would do
every single time I got in a pool
for pretty much my whole life?
(Dad splashes)
- [Adley] What's he doing?
(Isaac splashes)
- [Dad] Whoa!
- [Adley] Wow!
- [Dad] Did you see that?
- [Adley] Yeah!
- [Dad] Whoa, you're like a dolphin.
- Two, three!
- [Dad] Niko, do you want in the vlog?
- [Niko] Hi.
- [Dad] Yeah, okay, now end it!
- [Niko] Bye.
- (whispers) She's sleeping.
(foot steps)
(high energy rock music)
(Dad groans)
- I can kick it harder.
- [Dad] Oh, that was a good kick!
- [Mom] There's security cars everywhere, guys.
- Oh, look a security car, watch, I can kick this.
- Don't. - Just kidding (laughs).