hi everybody this is the Barbara Gaines show Welcome to the Barbara Gaines show all right
hi and this is this is James thank you very much for having me on the show as you can tell Barbara
our normal host is uh not here today where is Barbara uh by the way yeah uh thank you for
filling in sure I think it's very very kind of you because the last couple of shows you weren't
here at all yes that's right I was uh where were you um yeah I don't like doing this show
a lot of a lot of people uh expect to see you on the show and enjoy and enjoy your participation
on the show I think I think you bring quite a lot to the program well let's let's not argue
anyway where's Barbara Barbara can we say we're Barbara is or you had some comical answer to where
Barbara is yeah Barbara's uh uh busy Barbara's busy yeah busy busy so she couldn't be on her
own show because she's busy busy yeah these things yeah okay so now last time there was a time before
when it was just you and me it's like when the substitute teacher is is uh but you're not a
substitute you're a big draw people love seeing you on the program they like what you have to say
they they like your explicit indifference they they like your uh aggressive apathy they like
everything about it my bad attitude yes your poor attitude thank you you're welcome um okay so here
we go yeah so I have something so this is last time it was just you and me and Barbara was busy
uh-huh um it's like when the substitute teacher is in right it's like uh the backup lesson plan
so what we're going to do today is answer some questions from the viewers comments comments
we'll comment on comments from the viewers this is a great idea yeah okay ready yes okay here's the
first question question comment uh oh this is a comment this is more of a comment yeah wow this is
a good Dave seems younger now than he did 20 years ago well let me just say one thing that's a load
of [ __ ] yeah I in fact I'm 20 years older than I was 20 years ago you know it and I know it okay
next comment maybe they're talking about their Spirit your energy okay let's go on your hat yeah
it's a brand new hat thank you yeah okay well same to you and we'll bring the the
bell and subscribe like like you have to say you hit it like the like button right the kids
I mean to what end this is this is like a pavlovian thing with no rewarded a thousand
times and we'll still be here with or without you we in fact we don't need anybody watching
this that's not true you need your fans you need your what what happens when they punch the thing
they've subscribed so what does that mean but there's no there's no money
involved it's uh the connection with Dave oh brother this is pretty meager we get if
a kid subscribes a boy or a girl subscribes then we get money well who gets the money
all right subscribe no no no no no this is business it's all business don't worry
about that the construction okay Bob if we're reading your comment go ahead and subscribe
okay uh here's the second um comment uh Mary that's me one for you yeah this is for me
Mary's reaction is maybe my favorite moment in all of the episodes yeah yes and and whenever
I uh sit near the reaction I can feel the kind of blood curdling dislike just sort of boiling
up out of her pores is that aggressive too excessive no I think you nailed it
like being on the show
oh that's kind that's very kind don't like being uh on but your countenance brightens the whole
thing up I don't know about that yeah I I no I think you're hiding your light under a barrel
or a bushel Barrel okay let's move on number three who's the guy sitting down behind them has he ever
been acknowledged well these are uh guys I have a an auto and home insurance agency and these are
the guys that will give you you call now they'll give you a quote about bundling your uh home and
auto insurance and that's what they're doing and I have a piece of this action and in return they
get to use the desk and the phones that's who they are that's that's Larry Larry and the other one is
Bob Bob has a bad attitude Bob's on a zoom yeah that's who they are okay think about bundling
your auto and home insurance and then and then call Larry or Bob you'll be glad you did they're
both great guys yeah um okay uh here's another one are you shooting this program in the lobby
of a hospital yes maybe Mr Paul Schaefer could compose a short but snappy theme too for your
broadcast in the hospital in the hospital hey hey we're in the hospital yeah that would be that yeah
this is a hospital this is uh one of New York's finest hospitals that's the name of it New York's
finest hospital and here we are and and again it's all because I need such great uh daily medical
attention we've worked out a deal where we get to produce the show in the lobby of New York's finest
Hospital Paul would write a killer theme song I spoke with him a couple of days ago he's doing
wonderfully does he have time to compose a theme song it's pretty busy can you afford Paul no well
this is not my show Barbara yeah okay um here's another one uh Barbara this is a question but kind
of a comment Barbara Gaines show is the best thing on YouTube question mark so I guess that Barbara
gangster was the best thing on YouTube oh it is uh I know people in research uh deep research uh
with the internet the the uh dark web and such and uh they have told me and this is not for public
reveal but the the the of all of the programs on YouTube and it's nearly infinite the best show in
several categories the best show the most watched show the most uh highest subscription for a show
on YouTube and on and on and on the metrics are endless uh all comes up Barbara Gaines more pick
a show Mr Beast not even a close second or third any any show that you can think of uh The Only
Name I can think of now is Dick Clark his show not even in the top ten Dick Clark is dead you know
no I didn't I you're thinking of Ryan Seacrest who is no longer on the Kathie Lee show yeah
he's very much alive Dick Clark is no longer with us final question oh is Dave Warren a beanie or a
toke I don't even know that word toke is that a word yeah a toke is uh what a chef would wear uh
but this is not a toke not a beanie it's like a news boy cap yeah it's a newsie I think they
call them Newsies or something I don't know it's one of these here here anybody can get one don't
just what so what leave it look do I come to your house and spit on stuff you wear no I don't even
know where you live leave me alone you try your your alienating me yeah that's why you gotta
subscribe subscribe I think that's a great place to end Barbara come back soon please good night
I've never seen the word before