- His lotion warmer is next to my bed,
which he says that he used, to--
- [Voiceover] To moisturize elbows.
- I feel like it moisturized penises,
but, you know.
Hi, I'm Daysha.
- And I'm Eli.
- And we're getting married!
- We're getting married.
- He's trying to just contain it all,
'cause he doesn't want the whole world to know
how much he loves me and being near me,
but he's excited.
(funky music)
- [Eli] Ahh. - Welcome home!
- [Eli] It's a studio.
What is this?!
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Oh my god.
- I just want you to
communicate-- - [Eli] I just want love.
- Just talk to me. - [Daysha] And I want love.
- I enjoy being single, to be honest.
Unless you add to my life, I don't need you.
- Do you push the cart, or I push the cart?
- Really?
You have the cart just push it.
- I'm pretty much in a simulation of my worst fear.
- Why is it so hard for you to admit your mistakes?
- [Voiceover] Why are you cornering me?
- I hate communication.
What can I do woman, how do I please you?
Which is like a key for any good relationship.
- Talk to me.
- I'm talking. (laughs)
- We already bicker like a married couple,
like, might as well just live together,
put a ring on it.
- You're gonna put me in the closet, I'm not,
I'm your husband, not a dog, Daysha.
Geez, you can't just--
- Then, I hope you behave.
- Daysha really knows how to push my buttons,
so it's going to be quite the bootcamp.
- I just hope that we can make it out still friends.
- Why you gettin' so jealous?
- I'm not jealous, but like, - [Eli] Of a cute girl.
- What are you talkin' ab-- - [Daysha] It's been day two.
- I only get sweaty for you.
- [Daysha] Don't touch me. - What are you talkin--
- One, two, three.. marriage!
- This is gonna be great.
Why do you have to touch my face?
- I have to clean out a drawer for him.
- Looks like a teenager's bedroom in here.
This is really nice.
- You can sleep in here.
- So, think of like the terrible moment right before
you break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
That was me and Daysha the first two days.
How much inspirational quotes everywhere?
- [Voiceover] Listen.
- You really need inspirational quotes
while you're pooping, is that--
- [Voiceover] Why can't I have inspirational quotes
in my house?
- Day one was a shit show.
I think that Eli really wants a traditional kind of wife.
Why don't you tell me what you like to eat, and I'll figure
out how to make it healthy in some kind of way.
- Okay, if you can make chicken wings healthy,
I'll actually marry you.
- Put it this way. - [Daysha] Oh my god.
I'm sorry, there's no other way to say it,
but he eats pure trash.
- Oh we gotta get wine. - [Daysha] Okay.
- [Daysha] I'm okay with-- - Can we agree with wine?
- I do, I do wine, let's--
- Oh hell yeah, that's what's up.
The first night was rough.
Why can't you do dishes?
- [Voiceover] 'Cause.. I cooked.
- Or, we could do dishes together,
as a happy married couple.
- [Voiceover] Or, you could just do the dishes.
Oooh I love the way you scrub.
- I didn't even sleep, it was so uncomfortable.
- If you have a problem with the size of the bed,
there's a couch over there with your name on it.
- It was, it was not good times.
- So, I sent Eli a text message earlier.
The first thing that he text me back is, "are you serious?"
- Well, she was like, "how's your day?"
And, it's been a while.
I hate texting.
I don't, I couldn't take it seriously.
I was just like, busy.
It hasn't been going the best, but we're working on it,
and that's the key to a loving marriage.
- I think that our marriage was off to a great start,
just by that.
So we went to salsa class together.
We're on our way to salsa, woooo!
He's so excited, look at his excitement!
- Whatever to make bae happy, it's fine.
Anyone would think, yeah sure, that guy can dance.
Hell no.
I'm scared.
I look like a drunk T-Rex, looking for a burrito--
- You do actually, that's a very accurate depiction
of what he looks like.
- That was probably the first lesson to the marriage
situation, having to do something you don't want to do
to make the other person happy.
- We have a week to get you ready for Amy's party.
- Who's Amy?
- She was just in class with us.
We're going to her birthday party.
This is a perfect marriage
'cause he doesn't listen to me.
So Thursday I plotted out a surprise for Eli.
I'm such a good wife,
remember that. - [Eli] It's hiding somewhere
in front of your eyes, if you get my question right,
you'll find your surprise.
And honestly at that point I was dead tired.
I knew she was doing something nice, but I was just like,
what are we, like what's--
- When's my birthday?
- (Laughs) What?
July?
- [Voiceover] No.
- June? - [Voiceover] No.
- August?
- How do you suck at this
so bad? - [Eli] When is it?
- He failed miserably on the first two questions.
- "When's my birthday?"
I'm like, I don't know any of these things.
You act like we've been married for years.
- What do you use to do laundry?
- [Voiceover] Did you do my laundry?
- [Voiceover] No, fuck no.
- [Voiceover] Ahh, what, I thought
you did my laundry. - [Voiceover] Get the fuck out
no.
- This? [Voiceover] Yes, it's that.
- Oh, hunnie, how'd you know, the most like,
Hispanic beer you could find.
- Eli and I made plans this morning for him
to come with me to cardio bar.
This mofo's already flakin' out on me.
I feel like my marriage is a sham.
- I think I'm destroying this husband thing,
'cause, bawh.. flowers.
Favorite color's purple.
Bawh.. chocolates.
Can't beat this.
I'm crushing the game!
- Ohh, stop (laughs).
I turn my eye, and then all of a sudden there's flowers
and chocolate, and a card.
- Ahh (laughs).
I'm dead.
I guess he's an ok husband (laughs).
I feel like that was actually when,
we had our breakthrough.
And that was when everything just started
to get a little smoother.
I feel like I now have to step my wifey game up,
because the gauntlet has been thrown down.
- [Voiceover] I think that I'm gonna try and plan
a little secret picnic.
- No, fuckin' way! - [Voiceover] Yeahh.
- What's this, chicken wings?
- [Voiceover] Yeah.
- Daysha, you beat me.
(laughs)
- I'm such a good wife.
- That was like, amazing.
I'm so used to battling with her.
So I was like, you know, I'm gonna be a little romantic,
you know what I'm saying.
I'm like, yo girl, out on the town.
I got you.
- [Voiceover] Yay, we're here.
We got UFC fights, we got Hooters.
(laughs)
- So, he wanted to bring me into the part of his life
that means a lot to him, and that's Hooters, I guess.
- [Eli] Yeah. - We just had a little cute
moment, we ran over the little fountain thing together.
Wrestling and fountains really brought us--
- [Eli] Fountains and Hooters. - together (laughs).
Let's not talk about-- - [Eli] Good job to Hooters!
- Hooters, let's not. - [Eli] See, Hooters
brings everyone together. - [Daysha] Okay.
- I did what she wanted to do with the salsa dancing,
to make her happy.
And she went to Hooters with me to make both of us happy.
- We went back to my house and we played, basically
"never have I ever".
- [Voiceover] Eli and I are really gonna get
to know each other.
- [Voiceover] Yeah, totes.
Should be awesome.
- We were drinking, he drank the beer that I gave him,
that he wanted to complain about.
- We really got to know each other on a deeper level,
which was really cool.
- When he and I had those cute down time moments,
that's what I value the most from our time together.
- [Voiceover] Two, one, there you go, good job!
- Saturday was salsa night.
- Homegirl said 7 o'clock right.
We gotta get there at 7 o'clock.
- [Daysha] Oh my god. - What time is it?
It's like 7:45.
- I'll admit, I was in the wrong.
I was taking forever to get ready.
- We're late to our first gathering, thanks to the Mrs.,
getting ready for too long. - [Daysha] Shut up.
- You were sleeping!
- And we're out having dinner with the friends,
as a married couple. - [Voiceover] Eli's bodacious
friend.. wooo!
(both laugh)
- After a couple more drinks, it's gonna be
way more comfortable and fun.
- As the night progressed, it felt real, a little bit.
He was my caramel passion.
- Salsa dance. - [Daysha] Salsa.
- [Voiceover] Feel so in touch with my roots.
I told her one song, ended up being two,
ended up being three songs,
four songs, five songs (laughs).
- It was, it could've been worse.
You have fun?
- Salsa was fun.
- Say that again.
Say that again for me. - [Eli] Salsa is fun.
(laughs)
- Pookie.
- [Voiceover] What do you want?
- It's our last night together.
- Oh no.
I mean, I'm really gonna miss a lot of things,
probably most of how close you live to work.
- I can't wait to get you out my house (laughs).
(snoring)
- Pookie, come on.
- What, what.
- Get up!
- [Voiceover] Pookie was snoring super loud last night.
- All I want, it's the last night,
I wanted you to remember me.
- Marriage requires a lot of work.
A lot more work than I have time to put into it right now.
- Am I gonna miss it?
Hell no, I ain't gonna miss it.
Oh my god, no.
- It's been wild, Pookie.
But you gotta go.
(both laugh)
- I think marriage is having that ride-or-die homie
that's always there for you, no matter what.
- He said that, you know,
I was probably the best wifey he's ever had.
And that was my goal.
I just wanted to hear him say those words,
so that it could make it into the video and I could play it
on repeat every time he wants to start with me.
- It taught me how to communicate,
how to sacrifice my time.
It's like a roller coaster ride, there's ups and downs,
but through the whole time it's exciting,
but also you fear your own life.
- It showed me that I'm just not ready
to get married right now and I think that that's okay,
'cause I'm really young and I have a lot of living to do.
- Just let our guard down this once and say,
and just say yes.
Yes Daysha, I will miss you.
- Okay.
I'll miss you Eli.
Ohh (laughs).