Hello this is Dreams part 2
but this time I'm joined by Claire
Hello! :D
We have this like...
this collection of dreams that we've told each other
because you were in school a couple of years ago
so sometimes in the mornings we'd wake up
you know, with our good morning texts
And I'd be like, "I had a weird dream"
"I had a weird nightmare"
Then we just share
so these are some of the dreams
that I didn't share in the last one
but I thought it'd be funny to share it
with Claire this time
Basically these are like...just the raw texts
that we've sent each other so
it might not make much sense
but I guess we'll kinda put it together
So the first dream...uh...
I had a dream that you ditched me in a war
or I guess we were in preparation for war
We were in a squad and our General was giving us a plan rundown
And then I see you sneaking off with other people.
And then I texted you "???"
(Claire:) See ya! Like where are you going?
Next dream *sniffle*
For some reason at some point in the dream I go blind
and was hoping you'd stay with me to help me get home safely
But then you went home without telling me
So then I had an idea to write a letter to you to tell you that
You left me but then I realized I didn't know what address to send it to
and that mail would take too long so I was like fuck it
and just aimlessly walked until I got home
You got home fine!
D: I don't... I don't remember if I... C: You didn't need me!
I don't remember if I did I think I just kept walking. I don't know if I
got home and then woke up or whatever
I like how the problem was like the mail being slow
but the bigger problem should've been
How am I writing the letter when I'm blind?
Uh in the dream
I had another dream within it where we were just talking
And the subject of Hugh Jackman came up
and we were talking about who you were attracted to more; me or him?
Oh hell yeah
I guess he is pretty attractive...
And you chose him and I got upset and woke up
And I talked about that dream to you in the first layer dream
And joked about how ridiculous the dream was and why you chose him
And then you brought up how it's not that ridiculous
And you brought up something like
I'm not treating you as good as I used to?
Because I've been playing too many games lately
I doubled down! I did it.
So I haven't been giving you attention
And I was telling you how dumb your thinking was
'cause it just didn't make sense at all
I was like "this can't be Claire!"
But the dream kept going so I was convinced that it was your choice
that you didn't love me anymore
so we broke up
And then you tried pulling some shit like
trying to win me back by impressing me on a DDR song you've been practicing
But I was not impressed.
I'm trying so hard man! *cries*
Can't win me back. You chose...
You chose the Jackman.
I choose Hugh Jackman
Alright this one's a long but it gets really convoluted
This one's really petty when I read it back to myself earlier
Uh...We were having some sort of reunion party
I guess with a lot of people
and a friend couple came in.
And I've known them for like 4 years now 'cause we meet at cons
All of a sudden cops show up out of nowhere
and search the rice cooker that he brought
D: The guy...like... C: Rice cooker lookin' kinda sus.
They got tipped off that he had drugs but the rice cooker was empty
so the cops leave and we're all just like "what the hell"
but then we start arguing with them
I guess with each other about why he would have drugs
And it got really violent.
So I guess he got offended that...I don't know...like
"Dude why would you have drugs???"
"Dude why would I have drugs okay...?"
So we...as in me, you, and the Dojo guys
I guess like Jomm and some other people were there.
So we leave and somehow fit in a car
*Claire laughs* All 10 of us
I think there were maybe like...yeah...
Like over 5 of us...we fit in a car.
I was driving but I wasn't sure where to go
and we're just driving aimlessly at night in almost pitch darkness
Okay I'm starting to remember the dream. And it was pretty much
Like bla-- like imagine just
There's no sky or background. It's just the road...and then a black background.
And I'm just driving aimless-- like where am I going?
And then one of us says "Busch Gardens"
Which is an amusement park in Virginia
I remember because I went there when I was in high school
And in my head I'm like "wtf that's not even in Toronto"
And then Claire cheers and goes "YEAH! BUSCH GARDENS!!"
You're just hyped for it
And I'm like "Yo wtf it's NIGHT. Why would the park be open?"
So we drive there and in the dream it takes a couple of hours.
(Claire:) Thanks man :D
So I guess it's not even in Toronto if it takes a couple of hours.
I guess we drove from Toronto to Virginia
And I'm not feeling it. I didn't want to go because...yeah it's NIGHT TIME.
(Claire:) Busch Gardens though
er...I guess I was tired
Yeah you-- I don't know why you were hype. You've never been.
WHICH IS WHY I'M HYPED. Come on...
You're just like "Yeah Busch Gardens! :D"
Well I guess you do like theme parks.
You were hype but I wasn't.
And once we get there it's not even the Busch Gardens I know.
It's a haunted house...theme park.
Except the whole park is one giant house.
Like I literally drove into the house to enter.
Like it just opens up. And it made us go through some weird rooms
before I could finally park.
So we get out of the car and it just becomes one giant ass escape room....cool
Like we're supposed to go through the whole house.
But for some reason even though it's not the Busch Gardens I know
I apparently have done it before.
Omg you're cheating. You're cHeAtInG~
Beta
Like I know the paths and puzzles so since I wasn't feeling it
I was like "Eh, fuck it. Let's just go through with this"
Oh my God, you're ruining it for the rest of us.
Like I knew...
I knew there was a couch in the next room so I could sit down 'cause I was tired.
The first room we had to like search the bathrooms for a key
and I found it first but didn't tell anyone
sO0ooo petty...
And I just open the door to the next room and then sat down
while y'all try to figure it out
Yo you're gonna make me drive 8 hours? Alright imma chill here.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
C: Ah it's my dream now. D: Okay this one-- this one's your dream.
D: Okay you go. You go.
C: 'kay.
So...it was me, you, Ehl, and Jomm
and we were like in this very realistic game.
And you went towards these elevators but the other two didn't notice
and went off in another direction.
But you thought we were following you.
So when you turned around, the elevator closes
I had to like run after the other two, and nyoom back to the elevator.
I like pried open the elevator doors with my bare hands.
And luckily the elevator didn't leave
Only way of survival was apparently traveling together
So I was like afraid of not being able to find you ever again.
And eventually we split, 'cause you know we got chased down by this monster thing
And I thought you...
D: "And" I think you meant to say "and"
C: And I thought you and Ehl died
and I was so sad and it was just me and Jomm.
I wanted to run but freakin Jomm held on to me I was like
Oh Jesus Christ, we're gonna freakin die.
And then he's like, "actually..."
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE."
Dom and Ehl are fine.
We're all planning on sacrificing you to unlock a special achievement for the game.
And then he tossed me at the monster
I was like "oOoohh my God. Top anime betrayals. Holyyy."
And then I woke up. 'Twas wild.
D: Yeah you thought.
C: I THOUGHT. I thought...
D: You were the key to our survival.
C: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
*cries* My heart.
D: Uh... okay this next section is just weird Mochi dreams
C: Mochi, our rabbit.
D: This is your-- okay this is your dream.
C: Alright so...
I had a dream where Mochi has the ability to speak
And he was really sick
So I asked him on a scale of 1 to 10 how much pain he was in
And he said 10 and I started sobbing
I'm just imagining...
him in like a really deep voice-- this small netherland dwarf rabbit
You're like "Are you in pain? Scale of 1 to 10, how much?"
Ten. O _ O
Noooo...
Okay this is my dream. Ummm.
In this dream I had to babysit Mochi but he looked like 1/3 his usual size
In the whole dream I kept questioning whether he was actually Mochi
And I was scared you'd be mad because
I had to take care of Mochi at my condo while Claire was at school
'cause she lived on campus
Oh my God that's a different rabbit.
It's a whole different rabbit.
It's Mochi but is it Mochi?
I thought you'd be like "Where the fuck is my rabbit?"
Yeah, he wasn't even in his cage.
He was just hopping around freely.
I'm like "Oh, Mochi's really comfy now!"
But was it really Mochi?
I guess during that time, Mochi was still like kinda really antsy and not
like very social.
So we kept him like in his cage but...
D: Now he's a free roam rabbit. C: Yeah if I saw him running around I'm like yo that's not Mochi.
Where...where's my rabbit??
Now he just owns the first floor of my house.
That's his domain now.
Yeeeaaahhh....
Okay I don't know where this came from but I wrote this to you
But I don't-- I didn't write any detail, it just says:
Mochi being nice and biting my pimple off.
C: You know sometimes that's all it is. D: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
No that's all it is.
*chokes on nothing*
It is what it is.
"I guess I was bonding with him?
And then he was like, "hey bro, lemme..."
"Lemme take care of that for you."
You know when like Monkeys scratch at your like back
and whatnot to get the little ticks off...
C: Yeah, you know? Took care of your pimple D: He just...takes his teeth and...
C: You're welcome. D: I don't know if that's helping me
Probably hurts but okay..."being nice."
You're welcome.
And these last two are yours.
Just weird ones?
Okay well, I had a dream
where I had a child. And it was
A very smol bb
I assumed it was my child.
You know, he or she was very soft. (Claire is very soft)
And then they just kept shrinking for some reason
And it got smaller and smaller
It was weird. And that was the end of it
D: It just shrinks into nothingness? C: Yeah they just kept going. They were soft though.
D: And it just goes *pop*
NOOOOOOOOO~
Okay in this last one I'm just stupid I guess.
Oooh...Oh my God, okay. So...
So I had another dream. We were exorcists apparently
And you low-key blew our cover.
Oh. My bad.
Yeah. So I was doing some undercover work.
And pretended to be like a normal person
while talking to these demonic people things
Okay wait. What--you mean like cultists?
Like the people in robes right?
D: Demonic people things? Okay. I don't know what that means. C: I-I-I can't say. I'll--I'll...just demonic people things.
D: Okay. C: I didn't give much of a description for that.
But you know we'll go with that.
And they were like summoning some shit in the pool
And I hid in the changeroom
But they finished up and they found me and I was like
"lol oh shit. I was trying to look for a friend *chad chuckle*
"I guess he's not with you guys eh?"
And then you freakin walk in all pimped out with crosses and bibles and shit.
"Yo what up! We 'bout to exorcise these motherfuckers!"
"You ready, partner?"
Oh God...
I think there'll be a part 3 to Dreams but those are...
A little more scary actually.
I'll probably save it for like Halloween or something
Oh God. Okay.
Alright, hope you enjoyed!
Yeah!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much did you like this video?
"Ten."