-We're about to play a game called "Auto-Tune Up."
Here we go. [ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ Auto-Tune Up ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
[ Laughter ] -All right.
Now I'm gonna need some help.
His movie, "The Last Son," is in select theaters December 10th.
Please welcome Colson Baker, a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-What's up, Jimmy?
-That's what I'm talking about right there.
Come on! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Hi, guys. -Colson Baker.
All right, bud. Here's how this works.
We're gonna take turns hitting this button,
and it will select a random, boring paragraph --
okay? -- and our job is to turn it into
an awesome song with the help of Auto-Tune.
-Good God. [ Laughter ]
-All right, I'm up first. Let's see what I'm Auto-Tuning.
Let's start the generator.
[ Beeping ]
"A guide on how to care for a Christmas tree."
Okay. -Okay.
-All right, buddy. Here we go.
Wish me luck. [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪ [ Laughter ]
♪ Step one -- put the tree in the water ♪
♪ Step two -- you trim the trunk ♪
♪ Avoid cutting it at an angle or in a V-shape, baby ♪
♪ Step three -- water it daily ♪
♪ Step four -- be cautious of heat sources ♪
♪ Such as lights and fireplaces ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ And step five -- enjoy the tree ♪
♪ Enjoy your tree, enjoy the tree ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay. -The deep voice!
Wow. [ Both imitating a deep voice ]
I broke a sweat on that one.
Colson, now it's your turn. -I don't want to go.
[ Laughter ]
-Let's start the generator. Here we go.
Hit that when you want to stop.
"A Nextdoor post about crows."
You know the app Nextdoor? This is a post about crows.
And you have to Auto-Tune. -Okay.
-Just -- Yeah. [ Applause ]
♪♪
Oh!
-♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ I need you to stop feeding the crows bagels ♪
♪ 'Cause they aren't eating the bagels ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ You are giving them ♪
♪ They are stashing them in my trees ♪
♪ And it's raining bagels on my house ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That is the stupidest --
-I like that you rhymed bagels with bagels.
That made me laugh so -- -With their feet.
-You better stop eating the bagels.
-Those are strong crows carrying bagels.
-Yeah, they are strong. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. It's my turn.
Let's see what I'm singing here. -There's more?
-Yeah. -Oh, okay.
[ Laughter ] -Here we go.
[ Beeping ]
"The top trending pet names of 2021."
-Oh, that's great. -This is helpful, as well.
-That's good. -Yeah.
So these are top trending -- it's what people
are naming their pets, 2021.
Roots, give me a thing. -Good luck, buddy.
-Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪ Joe, Joe Joe Joe ♪
♪ Joe, Joe Come here, Joe ♪
♪ If you don't like Joe, then you can go with Doge ♪
♪ Doge, Doge, Doge, Doge, Doge ♪
♪ And if you don't like Doge, this rhyme till you go Mahomes ♪
♪ Doja Cat ♪
♪ Doja Cat now ♪ -That's funny.
♪ Cappuccino, Cappuccino ♪
♪ Baby Yoda ♪
♪ Baby Yoda, oh, Baby Yoda ♪
♪ Oh-oh, Mahomes ♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -That was good.
Doja Cat's funny. -Doja Cat?
That was the one that got -- Yeah.
My dance move. You also got up there
and stood like a rock star.
You get out there, and you were just like --
I was like, "Damn, that's a real star."
All right, let's start the generator here.
Come on, Colson.
[ Beeping ]
"A Yelp review of a body piercing shop in Idaho."
[ Laughter ]
-It feels like it's mine. [ Laughter ]
-Did you ever make a Yelp review?
-I feel like I, for sure, have got my body pierced
in Idaho before. [ Laughter ]
-You might have. All right, this hits home.
This hits home. It's a personal one.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
♪ All right, all right, I got a nose piercing here
♪ Three days ago ♪
♪ Today, the gem in my nose stud fell out ♪
♪ If I could, they could change it to a new stud ♪
♪ But the guy, the guy on the phone was super rude ♪
♪ It's not your fault your jewelry is crappy ♪
♪ And worst of all, damn, I got a staph infection ♪
[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]
-That was amazing. Give it up for Colson Baker!
We're talking to him later in the show!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ We're talking to Colson after the break ♪
♪ But first, Seth Rogen joins us ♪
♪ Come back, more "Tonight Show" ♪
♪ I wanna talk to you ♪
-♪ Hello ♪
-♪ We're gonna talk ♪ -♪ Talk ♪