(gentle piano)
- [Narrator] As the night drew to a close
Grant was very, very down.
Jack Frost was closing in
and he had yet to crack the Christmas code.
- Whoa! Whoa!
Too much nog!
Ugh! Grant, what's wrong?
- I've been trying all day and I still haven't
figured out the true meaning of Christmas.
- I have a tip for you.
Christmas starts with a C, right?
So does the word, corporation.
- Ugh. Exhausting.
Grant, it's simple.
We're spending time together
taking time for other people.
That's what Christmas is all about.
- Really?
I guess you're right.
Thanks, Trap.
- Any time, Grant.
Now, let's figure out how to pay
for this bar we reserved, right?
There's only six of us
so it's gonna be pretty expensive.
- Aww, dang! I got a flight to catch!
- You going back to Chicago, Raph?
- Yeah, the whole family is headed back home.
- Wow. You know, families coming together
from wherever they are.
That's the true meaning of Christmas.
- [Raph] Yeah! - Families.
- What?
- Hmm? Family, Grant. Family.
This isn't hard.
It's when people come together no matter--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A second ago you said that telling people you love them
was the true meaning of Christmas.
- Families come in all shapes and sizes, Grant.
- Totally.
- I think that might be the true meaning of Christmas.
- Yes! - Yeah.
- I couldn't agree more.
- In what sense?
How is "families come in all shapes and sizes"
the true meaning of Christmas?
- Christmas is about
love, and giving, and family, and hope.
- That's just a list of nice things.
Not every nice thing is a Christmas thing.
- Well, Grant, if you think about it,
aren't lists the true meaning of Christmas?
- Yes!
- All different things coming together
onto one page.
- Trap, I swear to God.
- The Twelve Days of Christmas, checking it twice.
- Stop it!
- Grant, calm down, have some hot cocoa
or a mint or some turkey or a cookie.
- Oh! All my Christmas favorites!
- Cookies?
Just vaguely cookies are your Christmas favorite?
- It doesn't matter what people eat on Christmas.
What's important is that they get full.
- Yes!
- Like a hug from the inside.
God, that's what Christmas is all about, isn't it?
- Is it just that winter sucks?
Like, you're cold so you have to dress things up
in Christmas colors?
- Red! - Green!
- Green! - Red!
- It's about giving.
- That's the true meaning.
- And family.
- That's the true-- - And hope.
- That's-- - And love.
- That's the true meaning of Christmas.
- But most of all
it's about the big guy.
- Santa! - Jesus!
- Right!
- Jesus! - Santa!
- Oh!
- Santa! - Jesus!
- This is exactly what I'm talking about!
Frosted Flakes has one mascot!
Christmas has bad branding!
- You're telling me.
- Jesus?
- That's right!
I'm Jesus Christ.
- Wow.
Why would Jesus Christ bartend a holiday party
with a bunch of comedy writers?
- Tips, baby.
- Oh.
- Grant, a lot of people are confused
about the true meaning of Christmas.
- Really?
- Really.
But the truth is, it's all about the story of one man.
Jack Frost.
- What?
- Jack Frost.
He covers the world with snow
and brings the smell of wood smoke
to one and all.
- You mean like, that Old Man Winter guy?
- No. Old Man Winter is someone else.
Jack Frost is his own man.
- Huh.
- Huh. That's--
- What?
- That's dumb.
- I think we're just a little surprised.
Jack Frost is like a minor character
in the Christmas pantheon.
- Yes.
Why would a character that I've barely
fucking heard of be the true meaning of Christmas?
It's fucking bananas!
- Is it?
A moment ago you were fighting with everyone.
Now look. Perfect agreement.
- Huh.
- That's Jack Frost
working his wintry magic to bring people closer together.
- Wow. I guess you're right.
- Hey, Grant.
Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, Jesus.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas!
- [Narrator] From all of us here at College Humor,
Happy Holidays!
And remember what I always say...
Keep it cold.
(maniacal laughter)
That's right! It was me, Jack Frost,
the whole series!
(maniacal laughter)
- Hey, it's Grant from College Humor.
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and, sorry, guys it feels like I'm out.
Am I out?
I, cause I can, like, I can see the top of the camera
so it's...
Is this better?
Alright, it feels worse.
Okay, uh, thanks for watching!