Today, I'm Maria Kondo-ing my daughter's closet.
I just want to encourage her in the new year, to be—
To be new, to be better, to be moving—[laughter]
To be moving forward, to be doing better.
So when she gets her own house, she can be presentable.
But look, all clothes, all clothes.
Clothes, clothes, clothes, clothes.
Right?
So we must remove.
Jessica!
Who is Maria Kondo?
Ma-ria Kon-do.
[laughter] Sorry! Sorry!
Maria Ko—K…Kondo.
Oh, Marie!
Sorry, Marie!
[laughter]
So you're telling me you need a Japanese?
You need a Japanese to tell you how to remove your clothes.
It's a new generation, the G-O-O-G-L-E generation.
You can't think inside your mind to remove your clothes, so you need a Japanese to come
to U.S. To tell you how to remove your clothes.
What does Maria Kondo say about—
This is a very nice one.
You wore for Easter.
You also wore Christmas.
Keep!
This one—don't keep this one.
Sometimes you button—you button way up here.
Choking yourself.
Look—you look like a boy when you do this one.
I don't like.
Please remove.
Do you need two?
Me, I was in primary, three shirts.
I moved to secondary, I added a shirt.
Took my exam.
Still, I did not receive another shirt.
Until?
University.
Jessica, stripes…Jessica, stri— You are always…Jessica, c’mon!
Maria Kondo this!
Maria Kondo!
Black, Black, Black.
Depression?
Jessica, give it to God.
Jessica, you only have two skirt.
Do you not wipe your closet?!
Let's move to shorts.
Shorts.
Too?
Short.
That is all your thigh!
Kondo.
Quickly, quickly!
Marie Kondo!
Keep!
Maria Kondo!
Keep—oh I like this one.
Keep this one.
OK.
You look like you—this is another one!
Here, you do here.
I'm feeling clean.
[sipping sounds] [swishing sounds]
(whispers) Maria Kondo.
[laughter]
What is that one? What is--
Bikini?
Bikini, Jessica?
Do you have more?
This, thi—a string!
Jessica, a string!
[laughter]
If I pull—what if I pull, Jessica?
Oh, wũi…
I see— Oh!
Oh, undies!
Oh, Jessica!
[laughter]
You wanted to hide from me?
It's a whole pile.
Strings!
Wearing undie…[kisses teeth]
Clean it up.
Clean!
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