[ Alarm blaring ]
-Wait, I wanna hear this plan.
-Okay, all right. -This is stupid.
-Let me -- let me tell you the plan.
Okay, 'cause it's kinda magical.
This watch was my grandfather's
and it's been passed down in my family
for like 50 years.
I mean, it's gone from -- from brothers to sisters
to -- to aunts to uncles and husbands and wives and so on.
My grandfather says that any time
somebody has given this watch to somebody else,
it -- it has just --
it's created this bond that can never be broken.
-I support you in whatever you want to do.
-Thank you! -Having said that,
this is stupid. -Okay.
-And I am not going to support it.
-Okay, I mean, you haven't even really
let me explain the whole plan yet.
-Exactly. That's how stupid it is.
First of, a watch is not romantic.
-Okay, that's how come I'm going to walk to her house,
okay, and I'm going to give it to her in person.
-Walk? She lives like 30 miles away.
-Uh-huh. Yeah, I know.
-You will literally be walking a marathon.
-That's why it's romantic!
-You barely even know her. Why are you doing this?
-You see we dated for like four months.
I definitely know her.
-Remind me what happened after the four months?
-She broke up with me, yeah, okay,
I give you that, but that's not the point.
Okay, I'm going to win her back.
-Ryan, you can still turn back.
I promise I won't judge. -You're already judging me.
-No, no, I'm trying to help you
because I have your best interests in mind.
There's a difference.
-Dude, I'm in this for the long haul.
-Look, all I'm saying is that
if you want to quit now, I won't call you a quitter.
I'll call you man making a smart decision.
-Only 27 more miles to go.
-Can I speak freely? -Always do.
-Never got a great vibe from what's her face.
-Leslie. Her name -- Her name is Leslie.
-Yeah, Leslie.
And Leslie forgot your birthday this year.
-No, that -- that was you.
-Well, birthday's are overrated.
I believe that we should treat people
as if every day is their birthday.
-All right, well, I --
I clearly should have packed more water.
-You need water?
Are you kidding me?
There you go idiot.
-Thank you.
-Dude you're not even half way.
-Yeah, uh, I admit that I maybe overlooked some details,
but that's what happens when you have your eyes
on the prize, right? You know?
Some things just have to take a back seat.
-You need to take a seat, in this car.
Come on, man, end this.
-Nope.
When a man is on a mission,
he looks like an idiot to the rest of the world.
Okay? -Don't try to be poetic, okay?
You're going to lose your breath.
-What else do you have to eat?
-Ah...not a lot.
-Seriously, did you pack for this?
-Ah, yeah, I packed
two granola bars and a bottle of water.
-You can't walk all this way without eating.
-No, I will be good. I will be good. Thank you though.
-Know you won't. You're gonna pass out.
-You are sweetheart. Love you.
Okay. I'll be fine. I'm good.
Thank you.
-Don't thank me. Apologize.
Hey, admit that this isn't what your envisioned it would be.
-Se lake exactamente ola fele,
oqua de la fele
-Stop inventing new languages.
-Okay, what I said was if you know
exactly what's going to happen,
what's the point in doing it?
Picasso.
-Yeah, I was never a fan of his.
-Wait, hold on. [ Sniffing ]
you smell something?
-Please tell me you called her ahead
to make sure she's not out to dinner or something.
-Ah, if I called ahead it wouldn't be
much of a surprise, would it?
What time is it, anyway?
-You've been on your feet for about 12 hours now.
-[ Laughs ] Time flies, huh?
-Shut up.
-Actually, I don't feel that bad.
[ Breathing heavily ]
-Ryan? -Hi, Katie.
Umm, is Leslie around?
-No, why? Did you talk to her?
-Well, actually, um, I kind of had a surprise for her.
I woke up really early this morning
and I walked all the way from my house
just to give her something.
-I'm sorry, but Leslie moved out two weeks ago.
-Um, okay, is -- is she nearby?
-No, she took that copywriting job in Seattle.
She didn't mention it?
-No.
-Do you have something?
I would be happy to mail it to her.
-No, thank you.
-Let me know if you change your mind.
-Yeah, uh, thank you.
[ Chuckles lightly ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs heavily ]
-Don't worry. I won't say anything.
I'll shut up.
Today was your day.
You followed your heart, you followed your dream.
You walked 30 miles in a fanny pack.
To see a girl that dumped you four months ago.
You did that.
-Uh, here.
Just take it.
-I don't --
-I do admit, though, that my entire body hurts.
Okay, from, like, head to toe
so, if we could get out of here, that would be fantastic.
-Okay.
[ Engine sputtering ]
[ Both laugh ]
We're gonna need to get some gas.
-Yeah.
[ Both chuckle ]
[ Both groan ]
[ Both chuckle ]