We have covered an abundance of topics on Demons -- possessions -- summonings.
Which demons you should steer clear of -- which summoning games you should never play -- and
some of the most terrifying possession cases in history.
But -- we have yet to delve into the topic of Demons that would be a joy to have around.
Ones that you should consider summoning because their powers could just grant you something
extraordinary -- for a cost that is.
So this right here is the Top 5 Best Demons To Get Possessed By.
And -- before we begin be sure to stick around until the end of the video where I’ll be
responding to a few of your comments.
Let’s jump in.
5 Zagan Now -- before we deal with the powerful demons
that can bring about wealth and fortune -- we should probably quench our thirst -- and guess
what -- there’s a demon for that!
This dude’s name is Zagan, he is both a King and President -- so be sure to bow down
to him peasants.
When he shows up -- he will look like a bull with eagle wings -- what is more ostentatious
than that?!
But that’s beside the points, Zagan can turn wine into water, blood into wine, and
water into wine.
What more could you possibly want?
I mean, if you wanted water that probably sucks -- but you have wine now so suck it
up.
Having a party?
No problem, bring Zagan over and he can supply your shindig with bottomless booze.
The dream!
4 Asmodeus We’re getting a little raunchy with this
number.
Asmodeus is the demon of carnal desire -- that’s right this demon is lustful as fuck.
If you summon this demon you will be overcome with sexual desires -- and a libido that would
make any porn star envious.
Yep -- that’s something I said.
However -- there is a downside to this raunchy demon.
Asmodeus was quite the jealous guy -- back in the day he became obsessed with one woman
-- and on her wedding night he slayed her husband before they could consummate the marriage.
So -- be cautious when summoning this demon -- though you may be overcome with a sexual
urge -- you may also be cursed with homicidal tendencies.
But don’t worry too much -- Asmodeus is actually very easy to defeat.
The eighth husband put fish guts on hot coals -- the smoke frightened Asmodeus so much he
fled to a completely other country.
Yeah -- a pretty drastic move for a demon.
Not only does he seem to hate smoke -- but he also hates water and birds because they
both remind him of God.
So -- find yourself possessed and no longer want the lustful and homicidal tendencies
Asmodeus offers?
Just take a little dip in the ocean or wander through a bird sanctuary.
3 Paimon Now -- Paimon is a demon King -- Yep -- he’s
goddamn royalty.
He shows up in style on the back of a camel with spirits ahead of him blowing trumpets
and banging cymbals.
If you summon this King you can get some pretty cool stuff -- not only that -- but he will
also teach you arts and sciences.
Which is ideal for me considering I failed science….twice.
But let’s not talk about that.
Not only will he educate you from the back of his trusty steed -- but he can -- I quote,
“bindeth or maketh any man subject unto the magician if he so desire it.”
Meaning -- you want a slave or servant?
He can make that happen for you?
Have an enemy?
Want them to feed you grapes or do your chores?
Or just change the channel on your TV when you are too lazy to reach for the remote?
They are bound to you and will do whatever it is you command.
I mean -- the whole thing morally questionable -- but hey -- you’re the one that summoned
him.
2 Camio First of all -- Camio will come to you in
the form of a bird.
How fucking majestic is that?!
Not only that but his sole purpose is to educate you -- specifically on the understanding of
all birds -- lowing of bullocks -- barking of dogs -- and many others.
Therefore -- getting possessed by him gives you the ability to communicate with mans best
friend.
Yup -- we have all been dying to know what our pooch is saying when it barks in the night
-- or whines at nothing.
Camio can grant you that power.
He can also grant you the Voice of Waters -- which -- I’m not really sure what that
means -- can you communicate in water -- to water -- or give you the ability to sound
like water?
You will never know unless you find yourself possessed by this cool dude.
1 Belphegor Now this dude is a literary icon who stars
in the play by John Wilson, Belphegor -- or The Marriage of the Devil -- from 1690.
His sacrificial offering is excrement -- so summoning him is much easier than our previous
numbers.His purpose is to emerge from hell to the living realm to prove that there is
such a thing as a happy marriage -- and that men in hell who preach that their wives sent
them there are in fact weak and sinful.
When wandering the earth he resides France -- where he is the ambassador -- a title gifted
to him by Satan himself.
History tells that he is the strongest in April -- so if you ever find yourself possessed
by this demon -- head over to Paris -- the city of love -- relax -- find joy -- and try
your best to make a happy marriage.
Well there we have it?
Would any of you want to be possessed by these demons?
Were there any that we missed?
Leave us all your thoughts and feelings in the comments down below.
But before we go I just want to respond to a few comments from one of our last videos,
Top 5 Worst Horror Movie Remakes Part 3.
Wanton110 quoted me and said, “The kids don’t eve die, what's the point?”
Lucy McPhee 2019 -- Yup -- that is exactly what I said and I have zero regrets.
My only fear is that has now become my most notable quote.
Should I be concerned about my mental stability?
Probably.
A Little Bit of Everything said “The UK isn’t just rainy, mind you.
It’s also cold.
Oh so very cold and frosty.
Hope you had fun in our little country!”
-- Thank you -- but you know it’s also my little country too right?
Or did you think this accent was just for show?
Kong Vasquez said “That shade on Katie Cassidy though” -- Yep -- she deserves it.
I would drag her in every video if I could.
I’m sure she’s a lovely person -- but please just stop acting.
It’s painful for us all.
Benjamin Wilson said “Can we appreciate how savage Lucy is.”
-- I appreciate how savage I am and I’m glad you do too.
I’m ready to drag all of these horrendous remakes with subpar actors who are as wooden
as Legolas in Lord of the Rings.
Wait -- have I said that before?
Probably.
Don’t even get me started on Orlando Bloom.
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