Hey, guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And it is time for week three of our Bachelorette recap.
Oh, I can't wait.
Wait, but before we start.
He looks great without makeup.
Please welcome, Corey Palent.
Yay!
He also looks great with makeup.
That's right.
I enjoyed this episode.
This was a good episode.
A lot of drama.
Lots of action.
A lot of romance.
Fun dates.
Comedy.
We got to see--
Nipple clamps.
Oh, let's get right into it.
Can I do this?
I can do this on here, is that right?
You just did.
We start off with a group date.
And it is the parenting birth date with Jason Biggs and Jenny
Mollen.
So they do all the-- kind of the pregnancy things.
The guys put on the bellies.
They want to experience what breastfeeding
is like, so they put--
Well, who doesn't?
--clamps on their nipples.
In a few months I'll be doing that.
My turn.
I know.
You're going to-- little clamps.
I'll let you guys know how it is.
Yeah, exactly.
Should we do a recap from the delivery room?
Oh, that would be great.
Just--
That would be fantastic.
Yeah.
Let's of this.
That would be amazing.
Please welcome the newest bachelorette.
What an intro.
So then they go into like this labor pains simulator,
which was actually fun, because we
did something similar at our ellentube series,
"Momsplaining."
Yeah, but I don't think we had those sound effects.
[GROANING]
No, the sound effects, though, I really enjoyed.
I'll tell you what, though, it leads to some very entertaining
facial expressions.
Yes, for sure.
How did everyone feel about the newest bachelor
contestant, Tyler's armpit?
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
She's like full armpit.
But John Paul Jones definitely gave us our best labor
simulator reaction.
Oh, he sure did.
He had like full convulsions.
He was just like, ahh!
OK.
So they finish that up and then they go to the cocktail party.
They have a moment with Mike, he said that this reminded him
of part of his past with his ex that he had gotten pregnant,
and he basically opens up that his girlfriend at the time
had a miscarriage in the second trimester.
And while you're talking, I'm going
to come in and say I need her for five minutes.
I just need five minutes.
Yeah.
This serious topic.
And he was so sweet about it.
And she was apparently--
I love him.
It was a moment.
They were totally having a moment.
I loved him before.
I loved him after.
I know.
He's super nice.
Do you think Cam interrupting really happened as often
as they made it look?
100%.
And let's not forget Cam interrupted the date last week,
like he showed up out of the blue.
He's totally an interrupter.
He should be ABA, which is always be annoying.
He is ABA.
Good call, Corey.
That was so smooth.
And Mike ends up getting the rose, which was so great.
So glad.
We love Mike.
We get ready for our one-on-one date with Conner S.
And then he gets this letter that basically
says that Hannah's sick, but to still get ready,
and that he's coming to her hotel room to see her.
Do you think the other guys are jealous, or happy
that his date's kind of--
Happy.
They're like, he's getting thrown a curveball.
His time won't be his real time.
But I think people who are happy about that are not
thinking about it the right way, because this
is a more realistic date than a helicopter
ride in the real life.
But my question is, how delicious
do we think that that chicken noodle soup was?
Boy, did that look good.
It looked good to me with the--
It looked like a--
[INAUDIBLE] soup.
It felt like they had like a little handy cam
in the supermarket because there was not--
Cleared location.
There was no agreement sign for that.
They were like, yeah--
We're just going to run a gun, get in, get the soup, get out.
I have my iPhone right here.
I don't do clam chowder.
That's not going to travel well.
Exactly, just get out.
We'll blur your face.
OK.
Goodbye.
So then he gets in bed with her and he tells his kind
of like little like sweet emotional story about his mom
when they went skiing and she had a stroke
and it was like this really emotional thing.
So they kiss in bed and--
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
-- and then he's leaving.
And as he's leaving, he goes and he leaves a note,
and then he leaves sweet little--
Yeah, I love that.
--sticky notes.
But it was also--
I don't care if it was produced.
I know.
I loved it so much.
I know.
It was great.
But it was also funny.
She's like, he left all these notes everywhere,
and she's standing here, there's one right here and one right
over here.
She's like, where are they?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
But anyway, they were really sweet.
It was very sweet.
It was sweet.
It was like, you look beautiful with no makeup.
You have beautiful eyes.
He got his moment.
So, yeah.
So then we think his date's done.
He goes back, tells the guys about what happened.
And then suddenly, someone knocks at the door.
We've never seen this man before.
She wants you to get dressed.
You have 15 minutes.
Yeah.
And he goes and he meets her.
And before they do anything, she gives him the rose.
And then they go into a private concert.
And I was waiting for it to be a band we have never heard of,
and then it was Lukas Graham.
Yeah, which is a really big deal for the bachelor.
OK.
So then we get this really weird moment,
where we just suddenly brush over the fact
that Tyler G has left the show.
Oh, no.
I didn't even catch that.
I was reading the notes and I was like, wait, who?
I forgot who he was.
I had to look him back up, and I was like, that guy?
So he had the first one-on-one.
And he's the guy that looks like Tim Tebow.
So then we go to our second group date,
which was this photo shoot.
They take these photos with all the different animals
and then Hannah comes in and takes photos with them, too.
And during that, Peter--
Peter, pilot-- AKA my pick and your pick--
he has a cute moment with Hannah where they like kiss,
but the kiss set Luke P off.
So he gets super jealous.
And then we go to the cocktail party,
where his unraveling continues.
And before anything happens, is this where Hannah pulls Luke
and is basically like, dude, you need to chill out,
you're too much--
She's like, I need to meet these other people.
--you're kind of flaunting our relationship
and our connections.
But take the cue.
Like, she wasn't hinting at it.
She said it outright.
Like, you're too much.
Which I love Hannah for.
You're a little extra, as the kids say.
And she finally was just like, Luke,
I will talk to you after I talk to everybody.
And Luke had been waiting for ever.
And he cuts in and goes into Peter
and has that really good moment with Peter.
It was so good.
Just because Peter looks like a baby,
so it just feels like it's this little boy getting bullied
by this--
Yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
Wait, David was the little guy.
Goliath was the big guy.
And so Peter, we find out that they have a lot in common.
His mom was miss Illinois.
She was miss Alabama.
But more than that, they kiss.
Oh, and then he hoists her up.
And against the wall.
I know.
Then he gets the rose.
So then, fast forward, we go, Chris Harrison says,
we're not having a cocktail party.
Oh, no.
But don't worry, we're having a tailgate party!
[INAUDIBLE]
Which that htey've done before.
And you know there's always drama.
But it's an excuse for everybody to take their shirts off.
Yeah, after Chris Harrison says this, Cam interrupts the guys,
he's like, hey, guys.
Ohh.
He drives me crazy.
They do.
Before we start, I've got something
really serious and important, like, it could send me home.
But that story.
Drives me nuts.
But then Mike comes in and basically
tells Hannah that Cam told her that to get a pity rose.
Now, we never saw Mike--
I mean, we never saw Cam say that.
When pity rose came back to Cam, he never really denied it.
Denied it.
You're right.
He wasn't emphatic in his, that never happened,
I never said that.
It probably happened, just not on camera.
We go to the rose ceremony and we sadly,
not really, say goodbye to Jonathan.
Who was nice.
Who was nice, but we knew he wasn't going far.
Obviously.
Joey, who I don't remember you at all.
I don't remember at all, but he seemed nice, too.
And then we don't know if it's going to be Cam,
or if it's going to be one of the other guys.
And then they finally--
I was so happy, just because there's already
enough Dylan in Luke P that I don't need
more Cam of annoying everyone.
But Luke P is going to continue to be drama.
But anyway, bye-bye Cam.
ABC, more like--
Always being--
--always being cut.
Oh, nice.
That's a good one.
I teed you up though, kind of.
Yeah, you really did.
All right.
So then we get this tease.
And the tease gives us a lot more Jed and Hannah,
which is like their relationship is just
like blossoming with the basketball, and they're cute,
and we really like him.
And then also in this tease there
was obviously more Luke P drama.
Can't wait for that to unfold.
I really loved it.
Yeah.
I loved it.
And she's doing a great job.
Yeah.
OK.
Thanks you all for watching.
Don't forget to tune in next week for our recap.
I have to do this part of the--
Ohh.
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