We're celebrating a brand new holiday--
- That we invented-- - Called,
- Halfoween! - Halfoween!
[audience cheering]
Halfoween is a new holiday invented by us here at iCarly
as a way of celebrating Halloween at the half way point
between the previous Halloween and the future Halloween.
Any reproduction of Halfoween without written consent
from iCarly enterprises will result in the arrest
and beating of your mother and or cat.
Okay, next on iCarly...
[party music playing]
Lisa! Over here.
Hey!
Hey there, Mr Purple Robot.
Happy Halfoween.
Thank you for inviting me to your party.
Would you like some candy?
Uh, let's see. Yeah.
Wow.
- Hi. - Hey.
How great is it when a party just brings you candy?
Hello, Carly. Please, have some candy.
Thanks.
All right. What's going on here?
I'm Lewbert. I got a wart.
[laughing]
Your wart is plump.
And hairy.
Candy?
Sure, thanks.
- I'm Sam. - I'm Carly.
No you're not.
[audience laughing]
Why don't you guys go get some corn dogs.
- Okay. - Sure.
I'm Carly!
You're really not.
[audience laughing]
You know, I didn't mean to be rude, but if you were a girl,
you wouldn't like it if some guy dressed up like you
and was trying to pretend like he...
And was trying to pretend like he...
How come your voice sounds all...
Okay. What's going on with your guys' voices?
With your guys' voi-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's happening?
When did the we're talking start?
Uh, about five minutes ago.
Yeah, about five.
Okay, is there anything that all three of you ate or drank?
- Uh, no. - I don't think so.
Wait! Yeah, we all had that candy.
From the robot!
The purple robot!
Well, who was in the Purple Robot costume?
We don't know.
Okay, we just got to find that purple robot
And beat the fudge out of whoever's inside.
You! You.
Happy Halfoween, Freddie Benson.
Who are you? An old friend who will now dramatically remove his robot head.
Are you feeling all right, Freddie? You don't sound like yourself.
[audience laughing]
It's not funny.
[audience laughing]
On the contrary, it is quite funny. In fact, I don't think
my funny bone has ever been so tickled.
[audience laughing]
Yeah well you're in big trouble, buddy.
Ooh, am I?
Yup.
Carly. I found the purple robot.
It's Nevel.
It's Nevel?
Nevel's the one who?
Wait, Where are you?
Just wait downstairs--
Dimitri, Yvonne, help Mr. Benson out of his clothes.
What?
No, no, no. I have a wart.
Why are you doing this to me?
No one can hear you scream in a purple robot costume.
[audience laughing]
We got him.
Well look who it is.
Your voice is back.
Yeah, whatever it was wore off.
We tried to take his head off to see who it is.
It's Nevel!
Papperman?
Yup. Why'd you do it, Nevel?
Yeah, what's the matter with you?
Oh, don't wanna talk?
I think I know a way to make him talk.
Ready!
[yelling]
[all cheering]
Okay I think Nevel has had enough.
Help me get the ropes off him.
Yup. I don't think Nevel's gonna be bothering us any time soon.
No? And what makes you girls think that?
Because we just slammed you in--
Nevel!?
- What the? - Papperman?
Well, there's a twist.
Happy Halfoween!
Wait, if you're...
Then who's in the robot costume?
Well, let's disengage the magnetic head release and find out.
[groaning]
This is the worst party ever.
Dmitri, Yvonne, I won't be needing your muscles any more tonight.
You may go.
Take him.
Ah! My wing. Quit this.
Oh, Sam Puckett you let me go!
[screaming]