You're gonna be a quiz host.
Yeah, the quiz master!
The first topic is the current Liverpool squad.
What is Clyney's middle name?
Oh...
Is it or a normal name, or is it...?
It is the first name of a...
top-class goalkeeper.
David.
Played for United, Fulham...
Edwin?
Yes.
Nathaniel Edwin Clyne.
And there's a bonus point option - do you know what my middle name is?
Begins with a P.
OK, I've got two in my head, I'm gonna go for...
Paul.
No. Was the other one Peter?
- Yeah. - No, it's Phillip.
Which Liverpool player has the most followers on Instagram?
Ugh, come on!
I'm guessing Mo Salah.
- Yes. - Yes!
And for a bonus point,
who has the most Instagram followers - Adam Lallana or Jordan Henderson?
Oh...
Hendo.
Yeah, true.
Who scored Liverpool's first goal of the 17-18 Premier League season?
It was against Watford.
And it was...Sadio Mane.
Good.
Which current Liverpool player has the most international caps?
I think it could be...
Raggy?
Correct.
Round two!
BELL RINGS
Next topic is the gaffer.
How old is the boss?
50.
Good.
When's his birthday, for a bonus point?
- Just chucked that in, haven't I? - June.
Oh! Give him two for that!
- Give him it? - Yeah, give him that.
Marvellous from you.
Which club did he support as a kid?
I'll give you a clue, it begins with an S.
S?
- Schalke? - No, Stuttgart.
Knew you were gonna say Schalke.
How many Bundesliga titles did he win with Dortmund?
Two.
Who did Liverpool face in their first game under Jürgen Klopp?
Spurs, away.
High tempo.
Well done, James.
Round three, classic matches.
Liverpool 4-3 Dortmund. Can you name Liverpool's four scorers that night?
- Divock Origi... - Yes.
- Philippe Coutinho. - Yes.
Mamadou Sakho and Dejan Lovren.
Very, very good.
Bonus point, who assisted Dejan Lovren's dramatic late winner?
The assist king, Ha-mes Milla-nar.
Well done. In order as well, Ads, that's impressive, that.
Norwich 4-5 Liverpool, can you name Liverpool's scorers that day?
No.
You.... I think I actually got one, did I?
Mm-hmm.
Me, erm...
You definitely raised your arm in the air like Shearer.
But didn't run off.
I'm gonna guess Phil.
I don't even know if he was playing.
No!
Was it Div? Did Div play?
No!
This is shocking.
If you get one more wrong, I'm knocking a point off.
Bobby scored two.
That's what I'm thinking of.
And then someone else scored.
I'll tell you what the goal was like, someone's cut it back basically,
and he swivelled and whipped it in bottom left-hand corner.
Rules out Hendo, he can't swivel with his hips.
Emre.
- Hendo. - Was it Hendo?
- He swivelled! - Did he?
Yeah!
Here you are, bonus point, what minute did I score the winner?
94.
95!
Not a bad guess.
Final round, Ads, this is on me and you.
How many clubs have I played for?
Leeds...
You're getting an extra point if you can name then, so go on then.
Leeds, you went on loan for a month to Swindon...
Good.
You went to Newcastle first, then to Aston Villa.
Then to Man City. And now to Liverpool.
Well done.
How many goals have I scored for England?
Four.
Three.
I was gonna say three, and I was too nice to you!
Bonus points - name two of the three countries I've scored against.
France. Was it France?
No, it was Spain.
Knew it was a big dog, didn't I?
They all begin with the letter S.
- Slovakia. - Mm-hmm.
- Serbia... - One of our lads plays for them.
IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: Scotland.
What award did I win in the 2009/10 season?
Was it Young Player of the Year?
Yeah.
What season did I make PFA Team of the Year?
2012.
13, 12/13 season.
13/14 season.
It'd be interesting if you voted for me that year. Before we were friends.
I'm pretty sure I would have done, yeah.
How many times have I been sent off in my career?
What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna tell you how many times and tell you the games.
I think you've been sent off twice. Once away at West Brom...
When Vincent Kompany gave you a bad pass!
And the other away at Palace.
Yeah.
You took a second yellow!
ADAM LAUGHS
Who scored most goals last season - me or you?
Should know how many I got, really.
Milner just counts his assists.
I got seven-ish.
I think Ads got eight.
Yep.
Last question from me then - when is my birthday?
It is definitely in January and it is the early part of January.
I've got two dates in mind, I'm gonna go for the 5th.
What was the other date?
3rd.
It's the 4th!
What date is my birthday?
I'll give you a point if you get the month, come on!
Trying to think...
if we sing to you. Cos if we don't sing to you, then it's out of season.
Is it between September and December?
September.
That's so bad!
Honestly, it's so bad!
It's May!
Well done, Ads, never in doubt, mate. Congrats.
Yes!