LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MELISSA McCARTHY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WOW!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IT'S CRAZY WE HAVE "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FIFTH TIME WHICH IS AMAZING.
BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT IT'S AMAZING THAT TOMORROW IS
MOTHER'S DAY. RIGHT?
I'M LUCK TOW HAVE TWO GREAT GIRLS.
I'M A MOM AND LUCKY TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF SANDY McCARTHY WHO
ALWAYS SENDS ME FLOWERS ON MOTHER'S DAY.
I KNOW. SO SWEET.
I'M LOOKING OUT HERE AND SEEING ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WANT TO SEE
EVERYONE WHO IS A MOTHER. I WANT TO SEE YOU UP.
I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE WHO IS A MOTHER UP.
AND LET'S GIVE THESE LADIES A HAND.
COME ON. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!
COME ON! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE
MOTHERS HAS NOT BEEN TO THE BATHROOM ALONE SINCE THEY GAVE
BIRTH. THEY HAVEN'T HAD A HOT MEAL IN
YEARS. ALL OF OUR PURSES ARE FILLED
WITH WEIRD CRACKER CRUMBS AND DIRTY PURELL BOTTLES AND THAT'S
OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? >> EMMA AND --
>>> THEY WITH YOU? >> NO.
>> THEY ARE NOT. >> WHAT ARE IS YOUR NAME?
>> JOAN. >> HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?
>> 2. >> A GIRL AND A BOY, SARAH AND
WILL. >> SARAH AND WILL.
>> SINCE MY MOM CAN'T BE HERE, I NEED MOM TIME.
CAN I GIVE YOU A TOUR OF THE SNL BACK STAGE THAT ONLY HOSTS GET
TO SEE. YOU WILL BE MY SURROGATE MOM FOR
THE DAY. THIS IS A QUICK CHANGE AREA.
THEY RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF. GET YOUR PANTS ON.
YOU JUST RUN FAST ENOUGH. THIS IS THE PAINT DESK.
YOU CAN ASK FOR ANYTHING. TRANSPORTATION OR GUM.
FOOT CREAM AND A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.
>> OH, MY GOD, IT WORKED. YOU CAN SEE THE CAST DRESSING
ROOMS. THIS IS ONE OF THE SNL LEGENDS.
THE DALAI LAMA. WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.
THIS IS WHERE THEY DO THE QUEUE CARDS AND THE PAINTING.
HI. OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! >> HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU INVITED US.
>> YES, I DID. REMEMBER?
>> YES, YOU DID. >> THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS.
>> THEY CAN HANDLE IT. REALLY?
YOU'RE GOOD. WE HAVE TO GET BACK.
AND OH, HE LIKES TO -- HE JUST STANDS HERE.
YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL HIM HE'S YOUR FAVORITE CAST MEMBERS.
OKAY. OKAY.
KYLE. KYLE.
TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH!
KYLE THINKS ANYONE OVER 23 MIGHT BE HIS MOM.
IT GETS A LITTLE CREEPY SOMETIMES.
NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN -- THIS IS OUR MUSICAL GUEST.
THIS IS THEY WON'T PAY ME.
GET UP THE STAIRS. CAREFUL.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? WAIT.
THAT'S BEHIND THE BAND. YOU WILL HOST SNL.
YOU ARE A MOM. YOU IS KIND, YOU IS SMART, YOU
IS IMPORTANT. HIT IT!
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOAN! ♪♪♪
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND THANKS TO
ALL OF US FOR LETTING US SEE YOUR MOM.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. HEIM IS HERE SO STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!