what happens when 800 of the world's
most elite footballers and their
managers live together under one roof
players stop being polite and start
getting real this is a champion a lot of
things come easy to me scoring goals
getting paid and looking like a viking
had a baby with a ken doll france is my
home terrain has my heart and manchester
is a medium-sized city in the northwest
of england so yeah my coaching career is
on the same trajectory as deli halley's
playing career
oh no i'm going to end up in everton
after lampard gets sacked has any other
team won the champions league title
spent 100 million on a striker it
actually gotten worse
please say yes
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okay boys it's time for the pool party
i am not seeing your desire to swim
i know right more like ponchatine no
thank you
speaking truth hey guys i brought this
steak ugh leo come on man now we got too
many mains look i brought hamburgers
donatello brought hot dogs more meat
just ain't gonna round out the meal i
brought a side salad that your wife made
see that's useful but they are world
class i bankrupted barcelona to get
these well they do look well aged tell
you what why don't you just throw them
on the bench
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hey you want to have a good time in
greece i know some places
hey cristiano not to be a negative
nandez but i think your jet ski is too
big for this pool maybe this pool is too
small for my jet ski that's the same
thing great same page see we're an
excellent team check it out sario mani
and mo sala are having a diving contest
yo moe's always been a good diver but
sadio my low key be as good they're
rivals and international opponents but
they still love to respect each other
it's so progressive
hey look at our rivalry messi vs ronaldo
right greatest of all time
all my teams used to cater to my every
whim and now i'm just expected to
mesh with people sometimes it feels like
the only reason i'm here is because no
one else could afford me
stupid 20 something
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hey cristiano are you trying to get it
over the wall or no
oh
i understand and i relate you know it's
funny it used to bother me how much
people talked about our rivalry now it
bothers me that they don't
oh
i think i felt something i wish my team
would cherish me as much as i cherish
myself
i wish my team had less strikers
i wish more department stores would
carry my underwear
i wish i could be the goat forever
uh is that normal how would i know what
normal looks like i have a 25 000 wax
figure of myself in my own house
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huh
that was weird
anyways wanna go troll levantowski sure
let's go grab some of our ballon doors
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another six-year contract sign me up no
need for fire of course i love playing
here ugh gross who let spurs in here
yes one of those retro kids we're a
football club but more importantly we're
a lifestyle brand wait arsenal okay uh
what the actual is going on a uh
cristiano i don't think we're in uefa
anymore
i swear if this is a multiverse
situation i am going to be so pissed
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me
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