I'd like to be here early because I
actually haven't been well recently but
if you insist and I really haven't
though so that's why I'm delighted to
get here today I was rushed to a near a
with terrible abdominal problems just
hideous pains all up and down my tummy
and around my sides and I was rushed to
A&E and for about three hours I thought
and anyone here who ever read a magazine
as a teenager will know what I mean
especially the girls I taught that I was
about to have a surprise baby stories in
the magazine yard well average there was
no mill nothing was different everything
was rankeillor
well then I went to the show late and I
looked in the toilet and there was a
baby in the sole and that's when I
thought it was but and you'll be happy
to know that actually it was I'm
bringing sexy back
I got infection infection but the worst
part of the of the whole situation was
that the doctor in A&E was really really
handsome and I just I think doctors who
were handsome should be struck off I
really do I wanted someone with a sort
of mashed potato heads that I could feel
at one with but instead this man was
really handsome he said to me Oh what
seems to be the problem and I was like
well doctor my problem is is that I'm
too cute
I mean how could I tell him that I
thought he was having a surprise baby or
else I was waiting for a poo I mean you
know and once we find out which one it
is do you want to go for a drink
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