- Hi, it's me, Sarah, the girl who wears weird pants.
I'm back.
This is too much.
Look at my pants and tell me what you think of them.
Chub rub pants?
- Why?
- I don't know, does it really matter?
What matters is I'm back, and I am going to be trying on
a new pair of weird jeans.
There's a lot of weird fashion
that's happened in the past year, okay.
There's these giant oversized hats and backpacks,
there's inside out jeans, but the creme de la creme
is what you see next to me right now.
I think they're called on the website bikini trouser jeans.
If you're wondering how much these costs,
they're hundreds of dollars.
They're Natasha Zinkos, okay?
That's top quality.
Anyway, ordered the jeans, I was like, all right,
tomorrow I'm going to go outside,
wear these for New York City, ran into a huge problem.
They don't fit.
I couldn't even zip them.
These jeans are unreturnable and they're hundreds of dollars
so I was like, what do I do?
I read on the internet that you should wear the jeans
into the bathtub, soak yourself
until you can stretch them closed.
I don't have a bathtub, but I do have a shower.
So I got in the shower with the jeans on, and lo, behold,
bang, they fit, I'm ready to go out
and see what new york city thinks about these bikini jeans.
Nothing left to do but put them on, I guess.
If we can get the button, if we don't breathe
and then we can, oh no.
Oh no.
Got it!
The fringe is odd.
You get kind of like a cowboy feel,
like a assless chaps on top of jeans.
But they're also jeans, I don't know, I don't understand.
Honestly, all this extra fur really,
it feels like it draws attention
to the other place with fur.
You know what I mean?
The real issue will be how to style these pants.
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- [Camerawoman] Wait, this is actually cute,
it kind of goes with the whole biker.
- Yeah, it does!
(motorcycle rumbles)
So my coworker Ade is actually the one
who kind of forced me to put weird pants on again,
so I got to find out what he thinks.
- Hello.
These are the most interesting jeans I've ever seen.
- I want you to guess a number.
- I hope like 50 bucks.
- $700. (cash register dings)
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- You hid the receipt, right?
- They're non-returnable.
- Oh no.
- What would you call these pants?
- Granny Panty Jeans.
- Okay.
- But I don't know. - Okay.
Ade, did your granny wear panties like that?
- I can't look at this.
But I hope not.
- I kind of want a pair, you seem pretty confident.
- They're kind of like country star
goes to the beach, you know?
They look great on you,
but I don't know if they're worth $700.
- Thank you Hal, we're going out
to see what the world thinks now.
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- You got this.
- What do you think of my jeans?
- Them (beep) is fire.
- These jeans is like, poppin'.
- I love them.
- I'm not sure if you wear with other clothing,
I don't know if they would be as effective.
- Yeah, it's kind of iffy, to be honest,
I've never seen pants like that.
- The bottom half I like,
those it's like the country western.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But for some weird reason,
someone decided to do a frankenstein on you.
I don't know why.
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- What would you call them?
- Something in between like shorts and mom jeans.
Shmom jeans.
- Yeah, Shmom Jeans.
- The Vajeans.
- Uhuh.
- 'Cause they look like a little.
This is giving me impression of hair.
- Yeah.
- So.
- Kinda like a jean bush.
- Edgy Mom Jeans I would call that.
- Old Town Road.
- What celebrity you think,
could really pull these pants off?
- Cardi B.
- Cardi B could rock them (beep).
- Dua lipa, yeah.
She could rock those.
- Meg the Stallion, real hot girl (beep).
- Awkwafina would also probably pull them off.
- I'm getting Taylor Swift vibes.
More country, and Cheryl Underwood, I mean no, who's the.
- You don't even know her name.
- How much do you think these jeans cost?
- $10.
- $20, I guess.
- 50 bucks.
- 65.
- I say 89, the most.
- $105.
- 100, 120.
Maybe even reaching 200.
- Its a little higher than 20.
- Better not be 100, 'cause they pulled one right over.
- No, its not 100.
- Okay good.
- Its 700.
- That's 700?
- $700?
- Oh (beep), okay.
- I pray that they just gave you that
because you're doing a video, and you didn't actually
have to pay the retail price.
- 700, all I gotta do is come outside with no pants on
'cause I've got a real bush down there.
- In a month, do you think everyone around New York City
is gonna be wearing this?
- Not even close, unless they become overalls.
- Yeah, maybe if they get popular, I might.
- Would you buy these for your wife?
- I would certainly buy them for my wife,
I don't know how often she would wear them.
- Boyfriend would roast the hell out of me,
I can't wear them (beep).
- Not for me, but i'd be down for the style, yeah.
- You wouldn't wear them?
- Personally no.
- Do you think I should keep wearing these jeans?
- Absolutely.
- Bye.
He just, he stopped, he's right there.
I guess we should leave.
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I was surprised at how many people liked these jeans,
because when I saw them online
I thought they were ridiculous.
And honestly, they made me kind of like these jeans.
'Cause they're so crazy looking,
that if you confidently wear them, you must be crazy cool.
I feel like there's no taking them off now.
I think these are my forever jeans.
Let me know what weird pants fashion you've seen
that you think I should test out, and who knows,
maybe I'll fall in love, like I did with these jeans.
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