The Cyber Archive.
From stupid accessories for your pets to crazy inventions that actually sell, we count 15
of the most useless inventions ever made.
Number 15.
Toilet Roll Hat. If you've ever had a streaming nose due to a terrible cold or if you're the
sort of person that just cries a lot, this could be the product for you. Complete with
a toilet roll holder and handy chin strap, whether it's for a runny nose or your runny
backside, you'll never be without tissues again.
Number 14.
Pet Wigs. Sold by Cushzilla.com, these fabulous pet wigs are available to buy for your fashion
conscious pets. They come in a variety of gorgeous styles for both cats and dogs. Whether
it's their favorite pop star or their favorite rock star. Your pet may get a bit stressed
out trying to get the thing on and it's likely to claw you to pieces or bite you hand off,
but I'm sure in the end they'll appreciate just how fabulous they look.
Number 13.
Pet Butt Covers. Yes, another wonderful invention for your furry friends. These handy butt covers
are sold by Rear Gear and come in all sorts of shapes and styles. Sold as 'A fun and enchanting
way of covering your pet's rear while boosting their confidence', these tags loop over your
pet's tail to cover up their butt hole. As it says on the packet 'No more Mr. Brown eye'.
Number 12.
Barefoot Shoes. Perfect for people that like to walk around barefoot but don't want others
to know. These shoes have no sole so you can literally feel the earth beneath your feet,
or the odd sharp stone, or perhaps the dog poop you just stepped in oozing between your
toes. If you like the look of bare feet but would rather have some protection, maybe these
feet looking toe shoes would be better.
Number 11.
Shoe Umbrellas. Be the envy of your friends and at the height of fashion. Ladies, why
not keep your expensive Jimmy Choo's safe from the elements with some handy shoe umbrellas.
Sure, you might look like a complete tit walking down the road, but at least your toes will
be dry. Once inside, you can fold them up neatly, making you look slightly less foolish.
However then all the rain water on the umbrella is just going run down and soak your dry shoes.
Number 10.
Handerpants. Yep, that's right folks, underpants for your hands. Perfect for covering up your
private palms and a sanitary way of keeping your dirty hands to yourself. Never feel embarrassed
of your naked hands again. As your naturist bare handed friends flop around in public
with their dirty naked palms, you can feel confident to do just about anything while
keeping your dignity intact. Just try not to get them dirty, as I can't imagine that
would look very good.
Number 9.
Butter Stick. For those too lazy to pick up a knife and a tub of butter. Just like being
back at school, gluing your art project together, you can easily butter your toast with minimal
effort and won't even have a knife to wash up. Hmm, maybe that's not such a useless invention
after all. Although I wouldn't leave it out for too long because it would just
melt everywhere, and also you probably wouldn't want to get it mixed up with your kid's glue
stick.
Number 8.
Diet Water. When regular water makes you fat. Yes, unbelievable as it seems, Diet Water
is actually real. Obviously some people think that water contains so many calories it makes
you fat. This diet water apparently contains a few extra vitamins to help you lose weight.
Maybe doing a bit of exercise would be better for you, but of course that would make you
thirsty and want to drink that high calorie stuff, like plain water.
Number 7.
Car Exhaust Grill. Save some energy and time. Now you can grill a burger while you're driving,
using your car exhaust fumes. Ready to eat at the end of your daily commute to work,
your burger may taste like diesel and be slightly carcinogenic but at least you don't have to
waste time stopping at your local burger joint. Although I'm not sure which would be more
dangerous to your health.
Number 6.
The Walking Sleeping Bag. Perfect for sleep walkers that wake up outside in the cold and
for people that just like to walk around looking like an abominable beast. These walking sleeping
bags even come in super hero editions. They may not be quite as roomy as regular sleeping
bags, but at least if you're sitting around the camp fire drinking, you can happily pass
out in comfort and style.
Number 5.
Noodle Accessories. This noodle fan can attach to your chopsticks to cool down your food,
great for people that find it difficult to just blow on their food, or not cram so much
in their mouth at once. Another great invention is this noodle hair guard which is perfect
for people that tend to get bits of noodle stuck in their long hair. Now for those with
beards, that's a tricky one, so why not just turn your beard into a bowl and you can eat
your noodle on the move.
Number 4.
Phone Fingers. Made for people with severe OCD, where touching their own phone with bare
fingers is far too unhygienic, and prevents dirty smears all over the screen. They come
in a variety of styles and colors so you can always look fashionable. They seem like a
great idea, until you realize you own an iPhone with finger print touch id.
Number 3.
Hat Wigs. No need to fork out for expensive hair replacement surgery, now you can feel
confident that your shiny slap-head isn't blinding your friends with these handy hat
wigs. They come in various shades to 'almost' exactly match to your own hair color. People
will be so impressed by your good looks and perfect hair line, they'll never notice just
how idiotic you actually look.
Number 2.
Remote Headband. We all know how frustrating it can be when you lose a remote down the
side of your sofa, or it's too far to reach and you're just too lazy to get up. There
are of course many remote holders on the market, but they always seem a little inconvenient.
Well now you can keep your remotes in the most convenient place, around you head.
Number 1.
Baby Mop. Babies are always crawling around the floor, so you may as well put them to
good use with these handy baby mops. As they're constantly making a mess, dribbling everywhere,
they'll clean up after themselves without even noticing. Relax and put your feet up,
let the kids do your housework, they're never too young to start.
And that's it for this inventive countdown. Please remember to like and share this video
if you enjoyed it and as always thanks for watching.