Jack: There we go. I can play this time, Ryan. Ryan: [Making guitar noises]
Jack: No, we're not supposed to talk over this, Ryan. Ryan: [More guitar noises]
Jack: What's up guys! This is Jack and Ryan. Ryan: HUNT! Kaboosh!
Jack: And we're doing Achievement HUNT.
Jack: This is the, uh, I think second time- Ryan: [Terrible cockney accent] I'm gonna talk like this so people can tell who I am.
[Background laughter]
Ryan: [Cockney accent] Oh, no its volleyball.
Jack: Alright-
Ryan: [Cockney accent] Bugger.
[Jack, Michael and Geoff laugh]
Jack: [Laughing] What the fuck happened?
Ah, so this is trials evolution-
Ryan: [Cockney accent] Right, I appear to be quite bad at volleyball!
[Geoff and Jack laugh]
Ryan: [Cockney accent] Bully!
Jack: What the hell-
Ryan: [Cockney accent] Can you tell who's talking this time?
Jack: Yeah, okay, so, we're playing mortal combat. Ryan: Ohhh.
Michael: [Faintly] It's Gavin!
Jack: Its, fuck- [Chuckles] Ryan: [Giggles]
Jack: Ohhh, right, it's- Ryan: [Cockney accent returns] I'm not good at the punch-punchy kicky-kicky.
Jack: [Laughs]
Ryan: Slap! Slap!
Jack: Its, uh Ryan: Slap!
Jack: Oh, mortal combat. I think I'm Scorpion, you're, you're Raiden.
Ryan: [British accent] In Europe, we call it inconvenient fight!
Jack: [Laughs]
Jack: Uh, we've got a chain of uppercuts going here. Thats quality.
God damn, Ryan, what happened to you? Ryan: [British accent] In Europe, the blood is green!
Jack: Are you, are you pregnant again? Is that- Ryan: [British accent] What?
Jack: Is that whats going on? Ryan: [British accent] Well, my lady parts have been tickled recently.
[Jack and Ryan laugh]
Jack: Alright, Ryan's officially lost his mind.
Okay, moving on to round three. Ryan: [British accent] I may have lost the game, but I feel I have won the commentary.
Jack: [Laughs]
Jack: Alright, so we're in GTA 5. We're playing golf, we did three rounds of golf.
Three holes of golf, and, uh, you've got your creepy skull helmet on.
Ryan: [??? accent] It's not creepy if it wins. Jack: Yeah, it is. [Laughing] Well, okay-
Ryan: [??? accent] I also don't know what accent I'm doing any more.
Jack: You- Aw, look at that! You hit the pole Ryan: Aww! Awww!
Jack: But you, you didn't go in. That's unfortunate.
And uh, yeah, you take an early lead on me here.
This game is fun. I like, I like golf.
Ryan: I do too.
Jack: I've got nothing, Ryan. You've, you defeated me in the commentary. Look at you. Ryan: [Laughing]
Jack: Alright, so we- Ryan: Birdie!
Jack: -we both birdied on the second hole, and uh, oh there you go, there's two birdies for ya.
Ryan: You know what's amazing about HUNT is it- Jack: You're, you're leading by, uh, one.
What's up? Ryan: I am leading by one, yeah.
It's, this game is a testament to my ability to defeat myself.
Jack: Yeah, you did, you did manage to destroy yourself.
Ryan: Not to give anything away.
Jack: There you, you shot one out of bounds. You overshot the green. I dunno what you were thinking there. Ryan: [Laughs]
Jack: And so I made up a stroke on you there, and I'm gonna put this in, and get the par.
Jack: So, uh, you still have one stroke on me, but then you shoot for this, which actually I think is your fifth shot.
Ryan: I think I definitely had a stroke, thats for sure. Jack: Looks like you got a triple bogey.
[Both laugh] Jack: So, I ended up taking this in the last hole. So, there we go. You are, you were losing three nothing, Ryan.
Ryan: [??? accent returns] Congratulations, Jack! I am a Hun and you are not.
Jack: Alright, so we did an impromptu race here, so-
Ryan: Splat!
Jack: You got hit by a car.
Ryan: Splat!
Jack: I got hit by a car. [Chuckles] That's unfortunate.
Ryan: [British accent] We did agree not to shoot each other, though.
Jack: Uh, no, well, at the very beginning, yes.
Ryan: And then I shot your tires.
Jack: Yes, and then, uh, you're driving away here and selecting weapons.
I'm actually in front of you right now, and you, you somehow managed to destroy my vehicle.
Jack: Like, I look back, and just, uh, there I go, there, into the wall. Ryan: [Laughs]
Jack: And I'm trying to shoot you and it's just not working.
God damn it. But then you missed the turn! Look at that!
That was the exit ramp you were supposed to take- Ryan: Yeah.
Jack: -and you totally, you totally missed that. Ryan: Yeah.
Well, y'know, I wanted to keep it sporting!
Jack: Is that what you wanted to do? Ryan: No.
Jack: Okay. Ryan: I didn't want to make it sporting at all.
Jack: Uh, nuh? And then I think I passed you at this point. Ryan: You did.
Jack: And then you start firing at me again, and then you managed to blow out my tire and put me into a tree. Ryan: [Laughing]
Jack: And that was pretty much the end of the race, 'cuz, yeah. Ryan: I ended you with shrubbery!
Jack: I've got no back tires at all. And I'm just watching you get away. And I'm just stuck on a car.
Jack: And all you have to do is get to the end of that, and, boop! There you go.
So you took round number four, so there is no shut-out this week-
Ryan: Yay! Jack: -Mister Ryan, and you're just ramming into people now.
Jack: And we, we decided that we're still in GTA 5, why not do a parachute thing?
Jack: So we're gonna jump through rings of parachute, which we haven't done too often. There you are. Ryan: Or ever.
Jack: Uh, have you ever done this before?
Ryan: I mean, not with anybody else.
Jack: Not in a letsplayer thing? Ryan: It's entirely masturbatory.
Jack: You, you just hauled ass in.
It, I didn't realise until later on, that you actually get more points if you get in the centre of the ring.
I thought it was just that you had to hit the ring.
Ryan: You realised when I told you. [Laughs]
Jack: Yeah. So yeah, you told me, what, about halfway down?
So, there go you, you got ten there, and you're, you're well in the lead at this point.
Ryan: Yeah, I can't see your score but you can see mine.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, well, I can see the leader's score, because I wasn't leading I couldn't see. Ryan: [laughs]
Jack: There you go, so I'm trynna catch up and I actually rammed into you. Ryan: Agh!
Jack: [Laughing] I just bumped you out of the way. Don't mind me! Don't mind me!
And then uh, and then, so you hit this, and you, you screwed up- Ryan: I was, man, I was doing perfectly.
Jack: Yeah, you were like, aw, you were like crushing me, and then, uh-oh! Ryan: And, mmm! Yet again! [laughs]
Jack: Yeah, you, foiled, foiled by the rollercoaster.
Ryan: I am always happy to hand someone a victory, Jack.
Jack: Yeah, so you got zero points because you DNF'd. And then here I am, aaaand watch this landing.
Ryan: Ah! Ah! Jack: Wait! Wait for iiiit! Boom! Bullseye. Alright.
Ryan: I think thats a hunt. Jack: So, I won that, and, uh, I shut, I shut you down there.
Ryan: Well done, sir.
Jack: Thank you very much. And then I'm gonna take first place, and we're gonna move on.
Ryan, you lost. I'm sorry. Ryan: I know.
Jack: Did you beat me last time? Ryan: No.
Jack: No? Ryan: Maybe?
Jack: I dunno. Hey, if you have a Hunt idea send it to hunt@achievementhunter.com, subject line AH Hunt Idea.
If you don't have that subject line, we will not get it. So, see ya next time!
Ryan: Bye!